%
< cat-xeger> my cat branch grows bi black polydactyl cats
< cat-xeger> big
+%
+< Kassandry> *raises water bottle* To being weird!
+< cat-xeger> campai!
+< Kassandry> *swigs*
+< cat-xeger> <-- waves arm about, confuses cats
+%
+< mst> yeah, so materialise that data via WITH or a subselect
+< Penfold> or a separate select, as we have the data in hand cause we just created the fucking rows
+< Penfold> mmmmduh
+< Penfold> BRB
+%
+< mst> Ada would have trouble outsmarting a rock
+< Kassandry> She has. She whapped one with her paw and was surprised it hurt.
+< Kassandry> And then whapped it again. Three times before she caught on.
+< Kassandry> So yes, she's had problems outsmarting rocks.
+%
+<erry> "most women want andrew tate" my uterus has got its shotgun and
+ locked itself in its room
+%
+<castaway> you, more smug than usual? that would be quite a thing :P
+%
+<erry> Watching Spongebob musical later this month in london :D :D
+<erry> Can't wait
+<mst> Who lurks in the memory under the C? SPONGEBOB SEGV
+%
+< mst> ... oh for crying out loud, it's the blowjobs spambots again
+< mst> cunts.
+< mst> (well, ok, slightly inaccurate, I'm sure the fucktards running
+ them have neither the warmth nor the depth ...)
+%
+<castaway> well that was fun, let's not do that again
+%
+Thus mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what
+we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.
+ -- Bertrand Russell
+%
+< nox> How do you call a genderfluid person who is lactose intolerant?
+< nox> Non buy-dairy
+%
+< cat-xeger> a friend misread terciel as tactical. I like the idea of
+ tactical cat cuddles
+%
+< erry> oh wtf is going on
+< erry> that looks like chatGPT had a seizure and then wrote code
+< mst> well, yeah, but other than it being python?
+< erry> oh shut up :D
+%
+< erry> i wish i could clone myself
+< erry> but then I'd have to deal with my clones
+< erry> I no longer wish I could clone myself
+%
+< Kassandry> *vrrrrrrm*
+< erry> yes, that is the sound of over-caffeinated erry
+< Kassandry> Like a gnome set on vibrate.
+%
+<erry> why don't washing machines have an 'incinerate' option
+<mst> because you'd select it by mistake
+%
+< Kassandry> Nobody wants commander? That'll disappoint Riker fans.
+< mst> now I have a mental image of Will Riker biting Secret Service agents
+< Kassandry> I think he would, especially during jamaharon.
+< mst> [[ominous horga'hn music]]
+%
+ * Penfold buys an MDF laser flatbed cutter. go me.
+< Penfold> Caution: do not look into laser with remaining eye.
+%
+< erry> if i dont beat myself up, someone else will
+< erry> and it'll be worse
+< sungo> get a magic marker, draw a penis on your forehead. then you and
+ everyone else are done with the shaming
+%
+< alethkit> "No one has ever been eaten by their pet knife"
+%
+13:01 < Zr40> the desk frame made it upstairs. Next, the surface
+13:14 < Zr40> reassembly time!
+13:38 < Zr40> You found loot: 1x Toe Cramp
+13:38 < Zr40> ow
+%
+< erry> sounds like some sensible economics
+< erry> capitalism means chart keep going up forever
+ * xiaomiao looks at average temperature
+< xiaomiao> welp, can't deny the capitalism
+%
+ * Leolo curses at his faulty UPS
+< LeoNerd> Is it an Unhelpful Power Supply?
+%
+< mst> I don't think 'insane' has ever stopped any of us
+< sungo> of course not. but I think it's at least important to give a
+ knowing nod to the insanity on the way past to make it clear we
+ understand each other
+%
+< cat-xeger> <-- tries opening one eye at a time
+< cat-xeger> ... loses count
+%
+< Mithaldu> the most potent english weapon is the cuisine
+< Mithaldu> also shoddy construction standards
+%
+<Kassandry> Yes, devs, when you use your words, I can get you what you want.
+%
+< Kassandry> I love how RDS hangs and cloudwatch alarms mean nothing and I
+ can't ssh into the server and fix it so yay $255/hr support
+ when we get it approved.
+< Kassandry> Goatfucker.
+%
+<ember> Sorry lost my phone under a cat
+%
+< TrueWolves> I can write in a sub-2 font size.
+< cat-xeger> can you read it?
+%
+<erry> yet again i'm like mx paranoid
+%
+< erry> my rolling wardrobe doors are slightly out of place but i can't fix it
+< erry> so probably they're going to fall put and kill me in my sleep
+< Kassandry> erry: Got really kinky, eh? Broke wardrobe doors.
+< erry> i was careless when coming out of the closet.
+%
+< kraih> at this point i spend like half my working day in video calls :S
+< mst> oh, right, you've reached -that- level of seniority
+< mst> congratumiserations on your career progression
+< kraih> *sob*
+%
+< erry> Erry has the following attacks: depression, anxiety, cry, code
+%
+<mst> What do a man who's had a vasectomy and a Christmas tree have in common?
+<mst> Decorative balls.
+<mdk> Not just decorative, I reclaim the protein and feast upon it, absorbing
+ the many potential babies, it's why I can't visit Alabama anymore...
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