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 < sungo> of course not. but I think it's at least important to give a 
          knowing nod to the insanity on the way past to make it clear we 
          understand each other
+%
+< cat-xeger> <-- tries opening one eye at a time
+< cat-xeger> ... loses count
+%
+< Mithaldu> the most potent english weapon is the cuisine
+< Mithaldu> also shoddy construction standards
+%
+<Kassandry> Yes, devs, when you use your words, I can get you what you want.
+%
+< Kassandry> I love how RDS hangs and cloudwatch alarms mean nothing and I 
+             can't ssh into the server and fix it so yay $255/hr support 
+             when we get it approved.
+< Kassandry> Goatfucker.
+%
+<ember> Sorry lost my phone under a cat
+%
+< TrueWolves> I can write in a sub-2 font size.
+< cat-xeger> can you read it?
+%
+<erry> yet again i'm like mx paranoid
+%
+< erry> my rolling wardrobe doors are slightly out of place but i can't fix it
+< erry> so probably they're going to fall put and kill me in my sleep
+< Kassandry> erry: Got really kinky, eh? Broke wardrobe doors.
+< erry> i was careless when coming out of the closet.
+%
+< kraih> at this point i spend like half my working day in video calls :S
+< mst> oh, right, you've reached -that- level of seniority
+< mst> congratumiserations on your career progression
+< kraih> *sob*
+%
+< erry> Erry has the following attacks: depression, anxiety, cry, code
+%
+<mst> What do a man who's had a vasectomy and a Christmas tree have in common?
+<mst> Decorative balls.
+<mdk> Not just decorative, I reclaim the protein and feast upon it, absorbing
+      the many potential babies, it's why I can't visit Alabama anymore...