--- /dev/null
+use strict;
+use warnings;
+
+use lib 't/lib';
+use DBICTest::RunMode;
+BEGIN {
+ if( DBICTest::RunMode->is_plain ) {
+ print "1..0 # SKIP not running dangerous segfault-prone test on plain install\n";
+ exit 0;
+ }
+}
+
+use File::Temp ();
+use DBIx::Class::_Util 'scope_guard';
+use DBIx::Class::Schema;
+
+# Do not use T::B - the test is hard enough not to segfault as it is
+my $test_count = 0;
+
+# start with one failure, and decrement it at the end
+my $failed = 1;
+
+sub ok {
+ printf STDOUT ("%s %u - %s\n",
+ ( $_[0] ? 'ok' : 'not ok' ),
+ ++$test_count,
+ $_[1] || '',
+ );
+
+ unless( $_[0] ) {
+ $failed++;
+ printf STDERR ("# Failed test #%d at %s line %d\n",
+ $test_count,
+ (caller(0))[1,2]
+ );
+ }
+
+ return !!$_[0];
+}
+
+# yes, make it even dirtier
+my $schema = 'DBIx::Class::Schema';
+
+$schema->connection('dbi:SQLite::memory:');
+
+# this is incredibly horrible...
+# demonstrate utter breakage of the reconnection/retry logic
+#
+open(my $stderr_copy, '>&', *STDERR) or die "Unable to dup STDERR: $!";
+my $tf = File::Temp->new( UNLINK => 1 );
+
+my $output;
+
+ESCAPE:
+{
+ my $guard = scope_guard {
+ close STDERR;
+ open(STDERR, '>&', $stderr_copy);
+ $output = do { local (@ARGV, $/) = $tf; <> };
+ close $tf;
+ unlink $tf;
+ undef $tf;
+ close $stderr_copy;
+ };
+
+ close STDERR;
+ open(STDERR, '>&', $tf) or die "Unable to reopen STDERR: $!";
+
+ $schema->storage->ensure_connected;
+ $schema->storage->_dbh->disconnect;
+
+ local $SIG{__WARN__} = sub {};
+
+ $schema->exception_action(sub {
+ ok(1, 'exception_action invoked');
+ # essentially what Dancer2's redirect() does after https://github.com/PerlDancer/Dancer2/pull/485
+ # which "nicely" combines with: https://metacpan.org/source/MARKOV/Log-Report-1.12/lib/Dancer2/Plugin/LogReport.pm#L143
+ # as encouraged by: https://metacpan.org/pod/release/MARKOV/Log-Report-1.12/lib/Dancer2/Plugin/LogReport.pod#Logging-DBIC-database-queries-and-errors
+ last ESCAPE;
+ });
+
+ # this *DOES* throw, but the exception will *NEVER SHOW UP*
+ $schema->storage->dbh_do(sub { $_[1]->selectall_arrayref("SELECT * FROM wfwqfdqefqef") } );
+
+ # NEITHER will this
+ ok(0, "Nope");
+}
+
+ok(1, "Post-escape reached");
+
+ok(
+ !!( $output =~ /DBIx::Class INTERNAL PANIC.+FIX YOUR ERROR HANDLING/s ),
+ 'Proper warning emitted on STDERR'
+) or print STDERR "Instead found:\n\n$output\n";
+
+print "1..$test_count\n";
+
+# this is our "done_testing"
+$failed--;
+
+# avoid tasty segfaults on 5.8.x
+exit( $failed );