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+* (split(/::/, (caller(1))[3]))[-1] ne 'post_inflate_datetime'
+There is this thing called regular expression matching.
+Please rewrite sanely
+
+* Do not add extra methods to ::Row. The whole point of our
+discussion (and the resulting 4815bb2cb8) was to carve out a
+niche for "private overridable methods". So please undo the
+removal of _ and re-document.