print( '*' x 80, "\n" );
print( (qw/draven fordmason naughton sri the_jester/)[ int( rand(5) ) ],
" is the greatest,\n" );
-print "chansen makes new evil plans to punish us\n";
+print "chansen is punishing us\n";
print "and gabb is drunk again!\n";
print( '*' x 80, "\n" );