From: Matt S Trout Date: Sat, 21 Aug 2021 19:22:42 +0000 (+0100) Subject: quote - elephants X-Git-Url: http://git.shadowcat.co.uk/gitweb/gitweb.cgi?a=commitdiff_plain;h=a78871bd790619705137dd856220be5c37eaa3d0;p=scpubgit%2Fmst-quotefile.git quote - elephants --- diff --git a/quotefile b/quotefile index 509ac7a..a6affd6 100644 --- a/quotefile +++ b/quotefile @@ -14024,3 +14024,8 @@ correctly is like herding cats. Drunk, coked up cats. % < qed> My mate just deleted his Facebook account < qed> We will not see his likes again. +% +The zoo director noticed that one of the elephants was coughing. So he decided +to add vodka to this elephant's bucket of water. The next morning that +elephant was completely healthy, but the other three elephants began to cough. + (Russian joke, precise origin unknown)