From: matthewt Date: Mon, 6 Jul 2009 13:49:23 +0000 (+0000) Subject: quotefile X-Git-Url: http://git.shadowcat.co.uk/gitweb/gitweb.cgi?a=commitdiff_plain;h=45f8e50c8be5c12998720901a9104e919960637b;p=scpubgit%2Fmst-quotefile.git quotefile git-svn-id: https://jules.scsys.co.uk/repository/shadowcat-code/scratchpad/matthewt/sig/lib@519 8a6f57db-631f-0410-b083-dc7c4259d016 --- diff --git a/quotefile b/quotefile index 79b63ed..34a208a 100644 --- a/quotefile +++ b/quotefile @@ -954,8 +954,8 @@ There is no such thing as overkill. There is 'not enough kill', and 'enough kill'. - japester on LJ % -< sheriff_> I wonder if I find the idea of incest so funny because my - sisters are ugly +< anoncow> I wonder if I find the idea of incest so funny because my + sisters are ugly % <@mrben> ms exchange, the IT version of shoelace tying in the prison shower... ...wearing cheekless trousers ...with a tube of lube tucked into the belt < Elleo> this may be the wrong thing to focus on, but why would you be @@ -1087,3 +1087,126 @@ Only ice giants I have little tiny hairs all in the inside of my shirt < groditi> and they itch like crazy and i'm all in suit and tie today < groditi> ENOGOOD +% +< talexb> Perl questions must be + / phrased as haiku; fail and + / suffer. kthxbye. +% +<@Penfold> do not go to teh intarweb for advice, for it will say both yes + and no, and look, hamster porn +% +<@richardc> awesome, I've been joe-jobbed +<@muttley> did you make her breakfast next morning? +<@richardc> wasn't phoning for a cab right after enough? +<@muttley> as long as you called her by the right name +% +< ton-> "woman Carp" in emacs... +% +<@osfameron> man ci just says "The exit status is zero if and only if all + operations were successful" +<@osfameron> so I'm guessing -1 means "There was an error lol" +% +< dha> Now all I have to do is learn php +<@sungo> it's easy. +<@sungo> take your perl knowledge. now smash it against child pornography +% +<@drforr> Welcome to PHP. Here's your banjo. +% + * nothingmuch is resisting the urge to submit a patch to reiserfsck to + create a 'wife' file in the lost+found dir +% +<@jeek> Weird, I guess my mom is dying +<@jeek> She's going in for bloodwork +<@sungo> for? +<@jeek> dunno, I closed the im +% +<@joel> somebody on another irc channel asked "how do i make a daemon" +<@joel> so i answered it, for like 5 minutes +<@joel> process groups, setsid(), closing filehandles, double forking, la la la +<@joel> and then he says "no i mean i want to incant evil spirits" +% +<@osfameron> I'm not sure I understand how fucking australian soaps are + somehow relaxing after work. I don't feel the need to stab + myself in the face with a spoon just because I stopped working +% +<@joel> macbook for rsi? +<@joel> have you ever typed on one?! +<@joel> you can approximate a macbook keyboard for testing purposes +<@joel> you need 26 scrabble tiles and a block of concrete +% +<@dngor> Your debugging is lengthy and artful, like a Matador. But + that's no way to kill bulls if you're paid by the head. +% +< mst> I just plan to have an undo button next time +< clicktreat> eek... desk fire... one min +< pboae> can you make a real life undo button for her? +% +< clicktreat> btw... i ought to have said... he's got a narsty tendancy + to quote file things you wish you hadnt said... +< clicktreat> (or *I* wish you hadnt said..) +< mst> ooh, good idea +< clicktreat> crapppppppppppppp +% + i think i need to get run over by a car or something + some terrible accident + involving brain damage + so i can start blogging too +% +<@mst> my cite page is http://trout.me.uk/quotes.txt +< arcanez> *please dont be on it, please don't be on it* +< arcanez> mmm Krispy Kreme +% +<@rjbs> perl5 +<@rjbs> imprisoning me +<@rjbs> all that i see +<@rjbs> absolute line noise +% +< sungo> Part of the horrors of living in central indiana is that there + are no real dungeons to speak of near here. +< sungo> I miss DC where there were 3 or 4 (not counting friends' houses) + right off the metro +% +<@joel> sentence commuted from death to life in loughborough +<@joel> defendant appeals +% + * frew wishes his project had the word disco in it +<@mst> IRC even has a command to make the channel dance +<@mst> /disco +-!- frew [~frew@firewall.mitsi.com] has quit [Quit: leaving] +% +<@perigrin> honestly JSON::XS, Coro, and AnyEvent are impressive tools +<@perigrin> unfortunately so is MLHEMANN +% + OUCHIES!!! *cuts finger on hidden craft knife* + Brb + Bleeding to death +% + didn't bleed to death in the end then? + Apart from if you are a Russian Monarch, most people don't really die + from 8mm cuts on fingers ... I'm lucky enough to be a + non-Russian-Monarch. And therefore didn't die. +% + did you see the videos btw? + No? + Wait... STUPID AMY. How is "no" a question? + No. +% + Life is just tough. And some people cope better than + others. And ducks are waterproof. +% +< Somni> yes, we placed Alaska near Canada so we could be cold +% +<@PJF> Issues of autodie being a hack built on an enigma built on a lie + built on a subspace rift aside. +% +<@jrockway> this whole thing has made me really want to follow through on my + conference idea where teams compete to build a bike shed +<@jrockway> they have 3 days to design and assemble a bike shed +<@jrockway> and can optionally use a public mailing list to do so +% +< kate`> bitwise problems are like flypaper to geeks :p +% +Everyone watching [the 2008 US Vice Presidential debates] just wanted to pull +Sarah Palin aside and say "Sweetie, this is a grown-up event. You need to use +your big-girl words now." + -- Ted Dziuba on El Reg