From: matthewt Date: Sat, 13 Oct 2007 15:15:29 +0000 (+0000) Subject: MOAR quotes X-Git-Url: http://git.shadowcat.co.uk/gitweb/gitweb.cgi?a=commitdiff_plain;h=304981c0048fbbc63dab28e1e9ebb7f6361a8bc7;p=scpubgit%2Fmst-quotefile.git MOAR quotes git-svn-id: https://jules.scsys.co.uk/repository/shadowcat-code/scratchpad/matthewt/sig/lib@156 8a6f57db-631f-0410-b083-dc7c4259d016 --- diff --git a/quotefile b/quotefile index 3c5d4f6..a8d3d93 100644 --- a/quotefile +++ b/quotefile @@ -961,6 +961,114 @@ There is 'not enough kill', and 'enough kill'. < Elleo> this may be the wrong thing to focus on, but why would you be wearing trousers in the shower? % +<@Nicholas> foamy coffee - UKP 2.00 +<@Nicholas> foamy beer - UKP 2.94 +<@Nicholas> unfortunately the beer baristas don't give you a loyalty card :-( +% +<@gbjk> WTF +<@gbjk> @minions are gone!? +<@gbjk> How the fuck did the WHOLE day get spent trying to write a 6 line test! +<@gbjk> PAULA FUCKING BRILLANT +% +<@itz> never trust software where the README has references to Ayn Rand +<@gellyfish> never trust software +<@mst> never trust +<@itz> never +% + * teejay discovered today that our baby floats +% +The kernel license covers the *kernel*. It does not cover boot loaders and +hardware, and as far as I'm concerned, people who make their own hardware +can design them any which way they want. Whether that means "booting only +a specific kernel" or "sharks with lasers", I don't care. (Linus Torvalds) +% +< blblack> I see we're officially in the "everyone report problems with + the release that you should've found testing the RC" phase :) +% +< Yaakov> convert USD to CAD +< buubot> Yaakov: 0CAD +% +< mauke> won't perl6 use seconds since 2000-01-01? +<@Juerd> Perl 6 will count seconds since Christmas. +<@Juerd> But we won't tell you which Christmas :) +% +<@sungo> mmm.. sol10 +<@sungo> it's the only solaris I like, so far. +<@sungo> well, where like means "don't want to nuke from orbit" +% + * kd recalls crossing the us border from canada to 'merika as a kid +<@kd> being the only canadian in the family I was whisked through in no time +<@kd> and they sent my parents and brother to guantanamo bay for a couple + of years and I had to wait in the car +% +< sheriff> Surprising as in birthday party of buttsex? +% +<@denny> if they want to sell "today 14,000 people searched for 'arse + fucking high heels porn'" to a pornsite, I'm okay with having + added 1 to that number +<@denny> if they add my IP, *then* I'll sulk +% +<@joel> is MMF redundancy? +<@joel> you have dick failover +<@joel> but no hotswap if you're running an active/active topology +% +<@kd> ningu: here's a simplified state model I prepared earlier: +<@ningu> 404 not found +<@ningu> gee, that is simplified +<@ningu> only one state +% +< Zoffixs> really +< Zoffixs> I use my pencil +< mst> I've never heard it called -that- before +-!- Winkie [i=sd@87-194-8-125.bethere.co.uk] has quit +% +-!- Topic for #london.pm: no more smoking in pubs! yay! next on the agenda + telling jokes, dogs and blokes in cloth caps - welcome to WINE BAR WORLD +-!- Topic set by gellyfish [Sun Jul 1 07:45:18 2007] +% +"the synopsis is: we were worried that it wouldn't scale, but we're not +worried about that anymore. It went ahead and proved it on its own, using +the much-dreaded Proof by Repeated Example." -- stevey on tibco +% +< ningu> papyrus was reed-only memory +% +<@jrockway> who here *isn't* a bot? +<@phaylon> jrockway: I'm not following you... +<@jrockway> phaylon: jerk it +-!- jrockway was kicked from #catalyst-dev by mst [SURPRISE! BUTTSECHS!] +% +< integral> I think software prices should include the NHS presciption + charge for whatever medication you need to use it. +% +<+purge> mst: i have done far too much javasccript this week +<+purge> mst: its made me take up caffeine again, after 6 months +<+mst> purge: ha +<+purge> mst: they were six very unproductive months +% +<@teejay> closest to a fursona I've had was "Betty the transvestite half-elf" +<@teejay> actually I already wish I hadn't shared that +<@virtualsue> I didn't giggle - honest +<@teejay> I'll have you know she reached quite a respectable level +% +< mauke> it compiles, shit it +< mauke> er, ship* +% +20:11 <@gellyfish> WE HAVE A WINNER! +20:11 <@gellyfish> I think I might have finally out-drunk my wife +20:14 <@gellyfish> I'll wake her up in a while and let her know :-) +20:14 <@gellyfish> I don't think the bathroom floor is all that comfortable +% +< quicksilver> if you're stationery you can never be at fault +% +-!- denny [denny@host81-149-176-190.in-addr.btopenworld.com] has quit + [Broken pipe] +<@HauntedUnix> ... fucking stoner. +% +<@gbjk> I have a cable tie stuck around my tongue. +<@gbjk> My resolution paths are somewhat limited by a key factor: +<@gbjk> I'm on the phone in a telephone conference. +<@gbjk> It's amazing how far you can get with "uh huh" +% < obra> Bus error < obra> I WIN < obra> I think that means "lunch" @@ -969,3 +1077,8 @@ There is 'not enough kill', and 'enough kill'. < sili> my poor lad < ew73> Remind me when I'm flung back in time and become my own great ancestor, to have that shit changed. +% +Fimbulwinter here +No management with a clue +Only ice giants + - Shmuel (Syemour J.) Metz, in a.s.r