From: Matt S Trout <mst@shadowcat.co.uk>
Date: Wed, 20 Feb 2019 17:05:05 +0000 (+0000)
Subject: quote - _100_
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quote - _100_
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@@ -10275,3 +10275,8 @@ A: Dad jokes end with an exclamation mark -- ! -- whereas mom jokes end
 <quicksilver> there is a your mom joke in shakespeare
 <quicksilver> Chiron: Thou hast undone our mother
 <quicksilver> Aaron: Villain, I have done thy mother
+%
+<mst> I still remember my father being stopped for speeding
+<mst> "sir, did you realise you were going 94 mph?"
+<mst> "actually, I thought I was going 100"
+<mst> officer blinks a couple times, issues a warning