From: matthewt Date: Thu, 11 Jan 2007 01:39:01 +0000 (+0000) Subject: just to annoy xantus X-Git-Url: http://git.shadowcat.co.uk/gitweb/gitweb.cgi?a=commitdiff_plain;h=25d0b54f5b12a7ebe068719dc0ac97c5d33a973a;p=scpubgit%2Fmst-quotefile.git just to annoy xantus git-svn-id: https://jules.scsys.co.uk/repository/shadowcat-code/scratchpad/matthewt/sig/lib@31 8a6f57db-631f-0410-b083-dc7c4259d016 --- diff --git a/quotefile b/quotefile index b32c6a2..f280d1f 100644 --- a/quotefile +++ b/quotefile @@ -195,8 +195,7 @@ copper armour in a thunderstorm, screaming 'All MTAs Suck!'" - AdB "They told me it would function as a Faraday cage." - AJR % "Do me a favour? Find out who the lead devs on postgres are. Find out where -they live. -Then buy me a shotgun, some shell casings, and a LOT of rock salt." +they live. Then buy me a shotgun, some shell casings, and a LOT of rock salt." - Snoof venting on IRC % "Too many programmers code error messages as if their pay will be @@ -220,7 +219,7 @@ I'm not yet sure about the universe. % "The United States of America is the only empire in history to have gone from Barbarism directly to Decadence, without any intervening period of -Civilisation." (origin unknown) +Civilisation." - Oscar Wilde % "People used to come in with green-spiked hair and body piercings and say 'Where's my server?' and throw money at us." @@ -260,8 +259,7 @@ and hates you. Code accordingly." - draven, tempting fate on #catalyst % 16:07 <@mst> did I just kill the right one? (sysadmin blues on #chat) -16:07 <@Snoof> holy god shit wtf. -16:07 <@Snoof> no! +16:07 <@Snoof> holy god shit wtf. no! 16:07 <@Snoof> oh wait yes 16:08 <@Snoof> ok i'm going to shut up a moment. % @@ -318,7 +316,6 @@ don't trust you *with* goats. yeah, actually, that's a good idea well i was going to do it whether you said yes or no... but i thought you might like the illusion of choice. - - Snoof demonstrates why I <3 my SWMBO % "Sometimes a penis is _just_ a penis." - Jim, in a.s.r @@ -772,3 +769,124 @@ Quiet group, though. Everyone's afraid to try waving a sysadmin. (Ron Parker) > down weirdoes and nailing them to bits of wood. Gives a whole new meaning to "making a Christmas list", now, dunnit? -- (pndc and MikeA in the SDM) +% +<@lathos> Sinfest++ +<@lathos> No, wait, I'm not supposed to say that. +% +Whilst holidaying with the sprogs and watching Favourite Teddy Bear +trundling through the x-ray, I speculated on the fun that could be had +with a teddy bear containing a radio-opaque teddy-bear skeleton. + -- K. in the SDM +% +<@dngor> You are a beautiful, unique snowflake. In hell. +% +<@mst> plan. +<@perigrin> EXECUTION QUERY PLAN [[ wander around for a bit, drink some + tea, then throw an exception to piss off mst ]] +% +<@Nicholas> Gatling gun++ # more efficient than a clue-by-four when + presented with a large problem. +% +<@mst> meh, chainsaw one person badly enough the rest get spattered with bits +<@mst> the survivors tend to decide to listen to you. +<@gellyfish> ANYONE ELSE WANT TO "NEGOTIATE"? +% +<@baud> he looked better towards the end of that interview. +<@ubu> if by "better" you mean "appeared to be within shouting distance + of reality despite all other evidence", then, yes. + (#axkit-dahut on $politician) +% +<@blblack> emacs-- # needs foot pedals +% +-!- avinash240 [fwuser@crlspr-69.65.65.40.myacc.net] has quit [Quit: + Think your current client is sexy? Check out Bersirc 2.2!] +<@xantus> "Think your current client is sexy? You might be out of work + due to sexual harassment" +% +< kd> war is peace, hate is love and fucking is virginity +< ank> unzip;strip;touch;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;fsck;fsck;fsck;umount;sleep +% +<@denny> my boss just asked the technical staff to work out a rota + between ourselves to determine which one of us would actually + try to be on time each day +% +<@dngor> moo + * xb95 milks dngor. + * dw drinks it +% +< dnm> .... screw you guys. That's too much work. +< dnm> I'm all about the chloroform and rophynol. +< dnm> ... uh.. you should probably forget I said that. +% +< Doc> but they have sheep +< Penguin> so does wales +< Phated> But NZ sheep are friendlier. +% +< Phated> But NZ sheep are friendlier. +<@mst> ... +< Phated> ... not that way :( +< Phated> It was more receptive to petting... not that way either! +% + * kd considers what the emoticon for vulva would be +% +<@Nicholas> hide! +-!- Nicholas is now known as | +<@grue> Nicholas: just the person I was stalking too! +<@|> gah. not thin enough +% +< nigel> wonder if I could make a business out of selling turing certificates +<@quicksilver> how long have you thought you could make a business out of + selling turing certificates? +% +<@DrHyde> i love plan9. it's utterly impractical and charmingly bonkers. + a bit like haskell, and french. +% + * trym|work gives Penguin some jizz +< trym|work> draw with that + * Penguin draws on trym|work with his special pen +< trym|work> eww +% + * acme hits the data with the stick of cleansing +<@hex> blessed be the stick. +% +<@snarfy> centipedes? in *my* vagina? +% +<@gellyfish> HELP HELP I'M GIVING VBA MIGRATION ADVICE +<@mstevens> SEND SERVER SOUTH FOR WINTER +% +We have ferrets, rats and mice, not so much. See fuzzy notice rat, see +fuzzy get happy, see rat watch life flash before it's beady little +eyes, see fuzzy play with rat, see fuzzy moping around because his rat +broke. See me clean up bits of rat. -- Jim Richardson in the monastery +% +<@mst> ORBITAL ANVIL DELIVERY SYSTEM + * Penguin breaks +< Penguin> I misread anvil as anal :-S +% +I'm not entirely convinced that *anyone* speaks Dutch. It sounds just +like German to me, only with more spitting. + -- Michel Buijsman, in a.s.r +% +<@jrockway> java is fine +<@jrockway> it's functional, it's GPL +<@jrockway> sounds good to me +<@kd> it's more verbose than my wife ;) +% +<@jrockway> NOTE TO SELF: DON'T TURN ON CAPS LOCK AND THEN REBIND CAPS + LOCK TO CONTROL +% +<@Penguin> I seem to have a small fanta bottle, half filled with white + fluid on top of a post it note saying "lunch" :-S + * Penguin backs away from the fridge +% +<@ningu> I wonder if it is a crime to live in berkeley and never have + smoked pot +< groditi> naa. its only a city ordinance +% +<@phaylon> everytime I start up kde I think "Is this thing supposed to + run on a cluster?" +% +-!- xantus is now known as purl + * purl rapes dw +-!- purl is now known as xantus +<@xantus> noone saw me do it, you can't prove anything