From: matthewt Date: Sun, 16 Aug 2009 19:15:19 +0000 (+0000) Subject: moar quotes X-Git-Url: http://git.shadowcat.co.uk/gitweb/gitweb.cgi?a=commitdiff_plain;h=255340c4cdb689067b328c4ac6dc9eb3f88bc1ab;p=scpubgit%2Fmst-quotefile.git moar quotes git-svn-id: https://jules.scsys.co.uk/repository/shadowcat-code/scratchpad/matthewt/sig/lib@538 8a6f57db-631f-0410-b083-dc7c4259d016 --- diff --git a/quotefile b/quotefile index 34a208a..bd39f25 100644 --- a/quotefile +++ b/quotefile @@ -1210,3 +1210,124 @@ Everyone watching [the 2008 US Vice Presidential debates] just wanted to pull Sarah Palin aside and say "Sweetie, this is a grown-up event. You need to use your big-girl words now." -- Ted Dziuba on El Reg +% +< cfedde> lets hear it for syntactic sugar! +< cfedde> and yeast. +< cfedde> syntactic vodka +% + * ijw ponders causing extreme death to the person who thought embedding the + only serious DB update logic in a bloody TT template was a good idea. +<@mst> ijw: what could possibly go wrong? +< ijw> In his case, extreme death. +% +< ijw> Bizarrely, his main skill is as high-class trumpet player, but he + seems to have a sideline in fucking up software projects. +% +< rjbs> I would like to share the only mnemonic that I sitll find useful + on a daily basis with you. +< rjbs> Women Give Head Often +< rjbs> where, group by, having, order by +% +SQL without subselects is like a massage without a happy ending +% +<@pndc> Imagine if cleaners were treated like sysadmins. "I've just + pissed all over the office floor; it's the cleaner's fault." +% +<@knewt> "In Britain, some 50 chavs die every week from drinking too much + Tesco-brand vodka. Every little helps!" +% +<@mst> er, apples/oranges +< arcanez> mst: I'll take an orange, thanks +< frew> arcanez: you have a talent at derailing thought processes; bravo :-) +< arcanez> frew: why squander my talents +% +<@t0m> or patches are welcom +<@t0m> +e +< purl> 2.71828182845905 +<@mst> purl++ +% +<@t0m> Or don't use things that shit all over global state by requireing them. +<@t0m> -e +< purl> -2.71828182845905 +<@t0m> Oh, for fucks sake +% +<@perigrin> hmm "a circular depends" is that something that happens at a + swinger retirement home? +% + * LeoNerd ponders a Getopt::Longer, with support for 'required' options +< mst> LeoNerd: GetOpt::Longr; # released at v2.0 ... beta ... +< LeoNerd> mst: Hrm.. CPAN search can't see that +< mst> LeoNerd: IT WAS A JOKE +% +< epitaph> sorry, I'm breaking my own rules. Never, ever ask the question + "why" about anything on this project. If there even is an answer, + you _do_ _not_ want to hear it +% + * mst ponders finding the man who invented the "are you sure?" dialog box + and stabbing his eyes out with rusty spoons + If you find that man I would like you to replace his hands with his + feet to teach him the meaning of "annoying" for me. +% +< pdcawley> Judging by the Rails 'community's attitude to Perl, I think + they're mostly of a generation that grew up thinking that PHP + has always been a real language and not just a malignant Perl + based templating system that metastasized. +% +<@t0m> The correct solution is orange. Paint your monitor orange, + and I promise all code displayed will be race condition free. +<@t0m> The last statement may have contained up to one lie. +% +WHERE IS THE FILE +IT IS IN THE BASH HISTORY +WHO HAS THE FILE OPEN +ME I ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED ENTER +% +<@sungo> I realized something yesterday +<@sungo> Watchmen was released on dvd/blueray yesterday. +<@sungo> I watched dr manhattan's giant dong swing around for 3 hours +<@sungo> motherfucker needed to put on some pants +% + Hey. I'm crap at notice, but if you're around some time on the + weekend then I'll be in town if you fancy a beer or something :) + I remembered when I read my email this morning and GCal had mailed + me 'you forgot to pack your shit didn't you!' +% +< buu> keriati: Did you know thanks actually has 6 letters? +% +<@DrHyde> wine++ # but not too much. ouch. +<@wethrin> port++ # Often better than wine +<@theorbtwo> aft++ # always lefter then port. +% +<@sungo> india just launched a nuclear sub +<@sungo> can you imagine the smell inside that sub? +% +<@osfameron> summon a lower quality paper bag that I could more + realistically attempt to code my way out of +% +<@DrHyde> meh, what's a few miles of water between friends :-) +<@bob> wet mostly +% +<@rjbs> when you're done, you shake it (to empty the pages) and re-shelve +< chargrill> like an etch-a-sketch +<@rjbs> or a baby +< chargrill> yes, shaking empties babies nicely +% +<@perigrin> ~ My daddy left home in 2003 / didn't leave much + to the porters and me / just this old runtime and a a bunch of + TODOs ~ +<@perigrin> -- A Language Named Perl +% +< mst> hmm. the answer to that is both 'yes', and 'no'. also, 'breadsticks'. +< phaylon> mst: you start to sound like a vorlon again +< mst> yes. +< phaylon> I knew you'd say that. +% + GO AWAY you stupid stupid man + I am going to ignore this moron and have breakfast. + I bet you are one of those smart asses that goes into grocery stores + asking for refunds because your box of grapenuts has no grapes in it. +% +<@tannie> I had two +<@tannie> and as always, I ate while drinking booze +<@tannie> except, I ate the fruit from the sangria + * tannie coughs