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+"Shit is necessary in today's cut-throat business society. Without shit, there
+would be no relief for frustrated, coprophile businessmen."
+ - Dany responding to somebody saying "ARUUUUUGH I HATE SHIT!"
+%
+"It doesn't matter what your IQ is if you only use one point at a time"
+ - arachne to a luser in #uk_goffs
+%
+Bring me my etherkiller; Oh clouds unfold! / Bring me the magic smoke of desire
+I shall not cease from mental fight / Nor shall my LART rest in my hand
+Till we have buried the bodies / Of all the lusers in all this land
+ - rpg in ASR
+%
+I'll have to try and get an item written into the DR plan specifying a
+run to Krispy Kreme for sysadmin fuel, since it'd no doubt be a long
+night ahead.
+ - adb in ASR
+%
+Plausible Deniability - a wonderful productivity tool.
+ - Kellogs in ASR
+%
+``Here, sanity ... niiiiiice sanity, come to daddy ... okay, that's a
+good sanity ... {*THWONK!*} _Got_ the bastard.''
+ - adb in ASR
+%
+"[The crap lusers install on windows slows it down, but] it's generally the
+lousy, third party, how-cheap-can-we-make-this-commodity-product drivers that
+fuck it up the arse with a badger."
+ - hythloday in #uk_goffs
+%
+"She bored me rigid - but not often enough"
+ - my father, on why he divorced his first wife
+%
+"You're trying to trick me into being intelligent. It won't work."
+ - dpm in asr, in reply to me trying to convince him to 'use strict;'
+%
+How to spot if a luser is lying to you: Their lips move
+When to believe a luser: Never
+How to spot fucked-up software: Open eyes, focus on software
+ - Dan Holdsworth in asr (paraphrased)
+%
+s/all-the-fucking-way'round/around until his truck's ass-end lead his
+truck, much as his ass was doing all the driving from the inside./
+ - Randy the Random improving on Gibson Hand in asr
+%
+"Stop your foul whining, you filthy piece of distended rectum"
+ - Arnold J Rimmer, to himself
+%
+"MS ERP products are almost certainly a good replacement for PeopleSoft given
+the main strength of both seems to be serving 500 errors"
+ - (paraphrased from slashdot)
+%
+ATC: Airliner 123, turn right 20 degrees for noise abatement.
+A123: Noise abatement? We are at FL310.
+ATC: Do you know how much noise it makes when two 737s collide?
+A123: Airliner 123 is turning right 20 degrees.
+%
+Do *not* go without sleep for this long:
+<Snoof> uee'hee/7'm'']]
+<Snoof> ww
+<Snoof> ki'm going to finish this and then go sle
+%
+"Looting Before Wenching". One should, at all times, keep one's
+priorities in order. First, profit. Once profit is taken care of,
+proceed to recreation (or, indeed, procreation).
+ - Ingvar, in ASR
+%
+Sigmonster is away. please leave cookies after the beep. *BEEP*
+%
+"I get along really well with people, I just choose not to a whole lot of
+the time."
+ - Snoof, in #uk_goffs
+%
+"You could pop up a box that said 'Click here to be hit over the head with a
+salmon' with an 'Ok' button and at least half of the people that it was
+presented to would quickly click on 'Ok'."
+ - David Gersic, in ASR
+%
+"What, you don't have an auto-aiming mangonel set up at the far end of the
+office? <click> ... *WHOOSH* ... *WHAP!*"
+ - geminii, automating salmon-to-luser-skull delivery in ASR
+%
+"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder" (correcting transcription
+"The penis mightier than the sword" errors in common quotes
+"I came, I saw, she conquered" since 1983)
+%
+>When life gives you lemons...
+Make lemonade and find someone that life gave vodka?
+ - Jim Richardson and Randy the Random in ASR
+%
+I'm not a goth, I just can't afford the colour license
+
+*this sig for rent*
+%
+The Internet is totally out of control, impossible to map accurately, and
+being used far beyond its original intentions. So far, so good.
+ - Dr. Dobb's Journal, May 1993
+%
+Perl's a language. She starts up/when she serves the pages in the server
+Perl's a language, she serves pages/for the lost and the lonely
+her job is entertaining geeks/serving warez and sex techniques/in the server
+ - epitaph<|>lucretia
+%
+Logan Shaw's Zen of ASR Computing: free yourself of the desire to have
+computers work properly for this is the root of all suffering.
+%
+"Once one has achieved full endarkenment, one is happy to have an entirely
+ nonfunctional computer" - Steve VanDevender, ASR
+%
+"Marketing are the people who hold the customers down while Sales screws them"
+ - Phil Launchbury, ASR
+%
+"I once had a company give me a pager without any further instructions.
+It was kept on my desk, since that would ensure that it'd be with me
+9-5 weekdays."
+ - Peter Corlett, ASR
+%
+template<>basic_constreambuf<char>::char_type * (*const basic_constreambuf
+<char>::copy_func)(char_type *, char_type const *, size_t len)=reinterpret_cast
+<basic_constreambuf<char>::char_type *(* const)(char_type *, char_type const *,
+size_t)>(memcpy); // why C++ers don't golf
+%
+Two strings walk into a bar.
+The first string says "Hello, I'd like a rum and cokerhe795542kjn.,.43>>[][]?4"
+The second string says "Excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated"
+ (paraphrased from bash.org quote 469064)
+%
+"I love the word 'ginormous'. I've only heard it spoken before. :)
+'gino' should be the keyword for declaring 64-bit integers in C."
+ - ofer nave on the cdbi-talk mailing list
+%
+"Did I mention that my nose is on fire, and I have fifteen wild badgers
+living in my trousers?"
+ - Marcus Cole, Babylon 5
+%
+"Everybody knows that the dice are loaded. Everybody rolls with their
+fingers crossed. Everybody knows the war is over. Everybody knows the
+good guys lost."
+ - Leonard Cohen
+%
+Brick text, what a bitch
+Adhere to the haiku spec
+While the clock mocks me
+ - AJS, ASR
+%
+"I want to give Tony Blair a caramel enema"
+ - Fox, #uk_goffs
+%
+< chazter> batmop, hug
+ * batmop SMASHES chazter's FUCKING FACE IN WITH A BRICK!
+ - why batmop isn't as cuddly as he looks, #uk_goffs
+%
+< creighton> why do I find brick love disturbing?
+< arachne> because you are an uneducated heathen who doesn't understand
+< little_black_cat> a brick to the poon is a bit harsh for a newbie though
+< arachne> it's the best way to learn
+%
+"I have finally persuaded Candy that I actually DON'T need her to come round
+here and 'encourage' me to work - mostly by screaming 'if you dont fuck off
+right now I'll stab you with this awl'"
+ - Ems, irc.fyrestorm.co.uk #chat
+%
+"... the Adobe Reader can suck the rind off of a watermelon at fifty meters."
+ - solios commenting on jwz's LJ
+%
+"irc.perl.org#catalyst: home of the apocalyptic two wheeled scooter riders!"
+ - sri wields /topic once again
+%
+/* 1 if by land, 2 if by sea, 0 if out of memory. not allowed to barf. */
+%
+"You can't beat the video camera hooked up to a lava lamp as a proper source
+of random numbers ... in fact, I'm fairly sure I have a program for my Indy
+intended to do that somewhere"
+ - paraphrased from lis0r in #uk_goffs
+%
+"Using Windows in place of a real operating system is like bringing a
+knife out to a tactical nuclear exchange." - James Riden in ASR
+"s/knife/fish/ but otherwise, yeah." - Jim's reply
+%
+"Overflow on datatype 'unsigned long' while indexing 'Windows Shit List'"
+ - Jim in ASR
+"So *that's* what the 64-bit version is for!"
+ - James Riden's reply
+%
+'My attempts at saving seem to be punctuated with elementary errors along the
+lines of, "Let's buy this P4" or "Let's buy this car, it's black"...'
+ - Timberwolf in #uk_goffs
+%
+"Might I suggest playing a little game? It's called 'Michigan Roulette', and
+you take a live grenade, shove it up your ass, pull the pin, and then make
+bets as to how few people will miss you when you become a fine red mist."
+ - sclerotic_rings venting on LJ
+%
+"If anyone's looking for AJR, he's up there on the hilltop, wearing
+copper armour in a thunderstorm, screaming 'All MTAs Suck!'" - AdB
+"They told me it would function as a Faraday cage." - AJR
+%
+"Do me a favour? Find out who the lead devs on postgres are. Find out where
+they live.
+Then buy me a shotgun, some shell casings, and a LOT of rock salt."
+ - Snoof venting on IRC
+%
+"Too many programmers code error messages as if their pay will be
+retroactively docked every time a user figures out what the problem is."
+ - dpm on ASR
+%
+I AM LIST POPPER. IF SEEING ME, CALL IT SPORT
+%
+"HTTP really means, 'hentai text transfer protocol'"
+ - Graham Reed in asr
+%
+"Drugs may go in and out of fashion but they rarely go out of use."
+ - villagechick on LJ
+%
+"Bleach in the gene pool. It's the only way."
+ - paraphrased from Will Hawkins
+%
+There are two infinite entities : the universe and human folly.
+I'm not yet sure about the universe.
+ - Albert Einstein
+%
+"The United States of America is the only empire in history to have gone from
+Barbarism directly to Decadence, without any intervening period of
+Civilisation." (origin unknown)
+%
+"People used to come in with green-spiked hair and body piercings and say
+'Where's my server?' and throw money at us."
+ - Scott McNealy on the .com boom
+%
+"Epitaph kicks off the geckos and the thermophilae and fettles the AC again...
+There is no way this is 22 degrees centigrade... (for additional
+entertainment, it's the same system we use in the machine room)"
+ - epitaph<|>lucretia
+%
+"Welcome to the World Wide Web - delivering unexpected penis since 1993!"
+ - http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20050522.html
+%
+"We live in the interface between radioactive molten rock and hard
+vacuum and we worry about safety." -- Chris Hunt
+%
+<@mst> perl6 and lisp, on the same bytecode engine ... heaven :)
+<@sri> you're soo insane dude...
+ - sri, trying once again to convince me I'm the evil one on #catalyst
+%
+"The business guys who did the most for Google were the ones who obligingly
+flew Altavista into a hillside just as Google was getting started"
+ - Paul Graham in http://www.paulgraham.com/bronze.html
+%
+"I just realized yesterday that my friendly neighborhood Planned Parenthood
+is across the street from the Church of the Immaculate Conception."
+ - vivalavivi getting metaquoted on LJ
+%
+"I find the best attitude is to treat programming like demon summoning: the
+target is at least as smart as you, must obey the letter of your commands,
+and hates you. Code accordingly."
+ - dstorrs on irc.perl.org#catalyst
+%
+<@draven> the army's secret service is close to this lake too
+<@draven> there was a sign that said 'no pictures'
+<@draven> so I took a picture of it.
+ - draven, tempting fate on #catalyst
+%
+16:07 <@mst> did I just kill the right one? (sysadmin blues on #chat)
+16:07 <@Snoof> holy god shit wtf.
+16:07 <@Snoof> no!
+16:07 <@Snoof> oh wait yes
+16:08 <@Snoof> ok i'm going to shut up a moment.
+%
+16:50 <@draven> guess I'd better get outta here.
+16:50 <@gabb> Run Forrest, run!
+16:50 * draven steps on gabbs toe on the way out
+ - draven and gabb being silly on #catalyst
+%
+"How do you visualise a 17-dimensional space?"
+"Oh, that's easy. I just visualise an n-dimensional space and let n=17."
+ - James Riden, re-treading an old maths joke on ASR
+%
+I must go to work. (wax_jism on LJ)
+I'd rather spork myself
+but I have no spork.
+So I must go to work.
+%
+"back in my day we had to walk to the trolls through fourteen feet of snow!
+and then eat them with our bare hands! we weren't even allowed to use our
+mouths!" - restriction going yorkshire on LJ
+%
+"...whilst shutting down windows: Desktop: There is not enough memory to run
+this program. Shut down one or more running programs..."
+ - epitaph@lucretia
+%
+"Drugs. Drugs are the solution to this problem, but I have none except asprin
+produced in Czechoslovakia in 1968 and I have firm rule about self-medicating
+with pills that outlived their country of origin." - doqz on LJ
+%
+<Snoof> SWEARING
+<Snoof> VIOLENT SHOUTY SWEARING
+<Snoof> i'm going to kill things.
+ (Snoof meets sql-ledger)
+%
+"CORBA being the distributed computing equivalent of a battleship anchor"
+ - epitaph@lucretia
+%
+{ package SubRef; sub AUTOLOAD { our $AUTOLOAD; my $meth = $AUTOLOAD;
+$meth =~ s/.*:://; shift->($meth, @_); } }; my $x = bless(sub { print
+join(' ',@_[0,2..$#_])."\n"; }, 'SubRef'); $x->Just(qw/Another Perl Hacker/);
+%
+Snoof: why does this installation instruction contain gabbling about a .exe?
+mst: Prob. cos it runs on Windaz and they've made the binary .exe everywhere
+Snoof: you're buying me a gun for our six month anniversary next month, right?
+%
+> I have very little knowledge of goats and I _really_ wish people would (Jim)
+> start to trust me on this.
+We trust your knowledge of goats. We also trust you *on* goats. We (Satya)
+don't trust you *with* goats.
+%
+<click>"PUT THE GOAT QUOTE DOWN AND STEP AWAY FROM YOUR .SIG FILE, SIR!"
+ - Jim reacts badly to my quotefiling his sexual pervsions in a.s.r
+%
+<mst> yeah, actually, that's a good idea
+<Snoof> well i was going to do it whether you said yes or no...
+<Snoof> but i thought you might like the illusion of choice.
+ - Snoof demonstrates why I <3 my SWMBO
+%
+"Sometimes a penis is _just_ a penis."
+ - Jim, in a.s.r
+%
+< dennyd> I had one blue ear for a few days once
+< dennyd> that was annoying
+< dennyd> much more care applying the vaseline after that
+%
+<@draven> boogiewoogiewoogiewoogie
+<@mst> BoiNg wOinG
+<@sri> limbo!
+ - #catalyst. don't ask.
+%
+I like these calm metal moments before the storm.
+It reminds me of Beethoven.
+%
+Epitaph makes Yet Another Unplanned Change to the network architecture
+Mst says: wait? you have planned changes? I don't remember mention of any
+Epitaph says: yes, but we never have time to implement them
+%
+"Asylum seekers have died in such circumstances. We chose to meet up and
+discuss the future of the internet."
+ - Kieren McCarthy on an ICANN meeting
+%
+"'minor human errors' - Do they really exist? I've only seen the big ones that
+really screw things up."
+ - Deadsetter on irc.scsys.co.uk
+%
+<Snoof> maybe you should just shave him completely. i think this time of
+ year's a bit hot for sheep anyway.
+<Snoof> eeerrr.
+<Snoof> wrong window.
+%
+"If, on the other hand, you are suggesting that we replace our current
+Prime Minister with a houseplant, then I think it is an eminently
+sensible idea, and the houseplant will get my vote at the next election."
+ - Rayner, in a.s.r
+%
+<@draven> "My mother was a tailor, she sewed my new blue jeans. My father
+ was a warlock, down in New Orleans."
+<@draven> House of the WOW
+%
+"Volvos are hand-carved from lumps of exotic matter by cunning Swedes and
+cannot be destroyed by conventional weapons."
+ - JoeB, in a.s.r
+%
+'... if I really need more than 160 characters, my phone has this bizarre
+secondary function whereby you can put someone's number in, hold the phone
+to your head, and in some way "talk" to them.'
+ - jimbo, in #chat
+%
+You ask MikeA an inane question.
+MikeA hits you with cluebat.
+You die.
+Dump file (y/n)?
+%
+You ask MikeA an inane question.
+MikeA hits you with 3000 volts across the forehead.
+You die.
+Dump file (y/n)?
+%
+You ask MikeA an inane question.
+MikeA hits you with brick.
+You die.
+Dump file (y/n)?
+%
+You ask MikeA an inane question.
+MikeA hits you with canoe paddle.
+You die.
+Dump file (y/n)?
+%
+You ask MikeA an inane question.
+MikeA hits you with howitzer.
+You die.
+Dump file (y/n)?
+%
+You ask MikeA an inane question.
+MikeA hits you with tile from raised floor.
+You die.
+Dump file (y/n)?
+%
+You ask MikeA an inane question.
+MikeA hits you with 2x4.
+You die.
+Dump file (y/n)?
+%
+You ask MikeA an inane question.
+MikeA hits you with Imperial Assload of hungry ferrets.
+You die.
+Dump file (y/n)?
+%
+You ask MikeA an inane question.
+MikeA hits you with startling news.
+You die.
+Dump file (y/n)?
+%
+You ask MikeA an inane question.
+MikeA hits you with Orbital Anvil Delivery System.
+You die.
+Dump file (y/n)?
+%
+"I'd like to point out that I _did_ say everything I said, and my only regret
+is that I couldn't use a larger font."
+ - Jim, in a thread of people disclaiming quote attribution in a.s.r
+%
+"Unfortunately the inventors of the Selenium high-voltage
+rectifier-sticks common in early-1960s TV sets have prior claim
+to the Smell-Emitting Diode."
+ - Tanuki, in a.s.r
+%
+12:48 < Purge> whats mod_apreq and do i need it?
+12:50 <@draven> apache request handling
+12:50 <@draven> it will make things faster, and more painful
+12:50 <@draven> kinda like amphetamine.
+%
+A closed mouth gathers no foot.
+%
+"Actually, windows was probably sulking anyway - I've been running the laptop
+using sleep on lid close for three weeks so it hasn't been allowed to crash
+for a while"
+ - mdk, on irc.scsys.co.uk
+%
+"I only had BIND working for a while, but then noticed that getting powerful
+electric anal discharges was funnier (and felt better)"
+ - ank, on irc.perl.org
+%
+< Ems> person accusing me of pony abuse says "ive had horses 30 years,
+ ive been trampled on, squished, scraped, had bones broken etc
+ etc'... yeah, so your methods are working REALLY well huh!
+%
+<mst> both qmail and sendmail are involved, so really, bending reality
+ wouldn't surprise me overmuch ...
+<dngor> Or maybe it's cthulhu's influence...
+<dngor> I/O fthagn!
+%
+* sri remembers autrijus crying for help on irc after he locked himself
+ in a room at Leopold Toetsch's house :)
+%
+> A tangled cable is a happy cable.
+In that case some of mine are having way too much fun. They're into
+bondage for one thing. I think the switch is the sub.
+ - RBW and Jim in a.s.r
+%
+I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity
+for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
+ -- Hunter S. Thompson
+%
+Feudalism: It's your Count that Votes.
+Democracy: It's your Vote that Counts.
+Communism: Your Votes don't Count.
+Capitalism: The Lowest Bidder Counts your Votes.
+%
+> I see this going somewhere with a Bene Gesserit Dentist and a gum jabber...
+... and turning into a weird-ass mashup of Little Shop and Dune?
+ "Son, be a Mentat / You have a talent for using your brain!"
+ - prwade and Steve V in a.s.r
+%
+"Red Hat are a fine vendor of honeypots, but I'm not quite sure why people
+use it as an operating system."
+ - pndc in irc.scsys.co.uk#chat
+%
+"I come from a generation where the name Dick Van Dyke doesn't immediately
+make you think of a website"
+ - Nick Roberts, in the Yorkshire House
+%
+<@mst> mooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
+<@dngor> Hello, sir. I'm with Homeland Security. We noticed your cow was
+ ticking, so we took it out back and detonated it. Here is your watch.
+%
+> The basic, bare bones pedal has nothing to keep the foot on the pedal.
+... except for 100kg of BOFH, in my case. It appears to be enough.
+ - Peter Corlett replying to Stuart Lamble in a.s.r
+%
+>> Look up Flying Spaghetti Monster.
+>May all your networks be touched by His Noodly Appendage.
+Ramen.
+ - Pete Stephenson, Satya, and Jasper Janssen in a.s.r
+%
+1950: Communist 1960: Peacenik 1970: Socialist
+1980: Welfare Cheat 1990: Paedophile 2000: Terrorist
+They're all out to get you. Who do you want to demonize today?
+ - Brian Kantor in a.s.r
+%
+<gabb> Hey, the world ain't 10,000 years old? :(
+<bda> Only if you believe the mice had to patch and reboot it.
+<ningu> the world actually reboots very quickly now, because it has journaling
+<bda> See, you took my Douglas Adams joke, and you got Linux all over it.
+%
+Not _everything_ I do is obscene.
+But I'm working on that.
+ - greed in a.s.r
+%
+<@perigrin> You live in a country where the largest natural disaster is the
+ burger at the pub. :)
+* perigrin pines for .uk
+%
+< bda> It's not the Canadians' fault that their best link is a couple of
+ moose with tin cans and a wire...
+%
+>> Where can I buy a complete set of metric wenches? (MikeA)
+>It depends. What will you use as a measuring stick? (Shmuel Metz)
+My own personal dipstick, had it forever. (Kevin Goebel)
+%
+"What happens nine months later is that the process daemonizes, and
+detaches from its controlling terminal. Then it execs."
+ - Dave Brown on POSIX reproduction in a.s.r
+%
+As long as you're in wheel, you're never unarmed.
+ - Kurt von Finck in a.s.r
+%
+"SFX GEEK 2: [We] got a freakishly tall Dutchman to wave [Keanu Reeves] around
+on a stick while we shot at him. This got boring after a while, but the
+shrieks of pain did tend to relieve the boredom."
+%
+"Does a non-Euclidean lubricant make Kleinalingus more enjoyable?"
+ - Steve VanDevender in a.s.r
+%
+"When you have a trebuchet, every bear's a potential drop bear."
+ - Chris Hacking in a.s.r
+%
+< joel> it was like working in an industrial club in a freezer
+< joel> except without the munted cyberkids.
+ - joel on exodus @ park royal, on irc.scsys.co.uk#chat
+%
+<@ningu> I would say the evolution of computers in the last 35 years is a
+ fairly logical evolution from PDP to PGP to PHP
+<@ningu> PPP came much earlier, it was envisioned first by beethoven
+<@ningu> in his fifth symphony which began: pppd
+%
+Were I not taken, and she not taken, and if she were keen on the kind of
+hallucinogen that makes me look fit, I'd *totally* have her in the palm of
+my hand. or something.
+ - DeathBoy, making no sense at all in #uk_goffs
+%
+21:12 <Snoof> the only difference was the virgin of apache
+21:12 <Snoof> 1.3.33?
+21:12 <mst> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
+21:13 <Snoof> bollocks.
+%
+08:56 <@gellyfish> eek! windmill had forgotten what it was called
+08:57 <@osfameron> windmills!
+08:57 -!- osfameron is now known as DonOsfamerote
+08:58 <@DonOsfamerote> charge!
+%
+-!- mode/#uk_goffs [+b *!*@213.249.157.68] by Samoth
+-!- Chavet [jirc@213.249.157.68] has quit [Local kill by Samoth (Lame)]
+-!- chavette [jirc@213.249.157.68] has quit [Local kill by Samoth (Also lame)]
+%
+# mysql is stupid and drops connections. Tell it to stalk the database. never
+# let it out of its sight. Never.
+ - chisel on irc.perl.org#catalyst
+%
+< epitaph_> afaics the pope selection process is something like a diesel
+ engine: black smoke dead, white smoke OK
+%
+-!- chansen [~chansen@h106n2c1o1099.bredband.skanova.com] has quit [Quit:
+ sleep, sleep, yeah right. perhaps vermouth helps?]
+%
+<@drforr> WHEN WILL JESUS BRING THE PORK CHOPS?
+<@dngor> Dude. He can't do that. He's Jewish. He'll go to hell.
+%
+<@quicksilver> and sometimes when someone in #cat is being really
+ clueless what you really want to type is
+ <big-picture-of-mst-charging-at-observer-wielding-chainsaw>
+%
+Jan 15 10:53:44 sshd[11861]: Invalid user sex from 194.242.112.103
+%
+<@dngor> So fucked. I just blew out /usr/bin and /usr/local/bin.
+<@dngor> I had a script that switches between different versions of Perl.
+ It contained a bug.
+<@dngor> I'll need to recover it from backup to find out what that was.
+%
+< ningu> The audio is glitchy, the framerate is low; the best version
+ came out a long time ago. The audio's been glitchy on everything
+ I've tried; with the hardware I've got it's not justified.
+%
+< Doc> it's a conditioned response. deny everything first, then think
+<@Snoof> i agree, Doc, except for the last two words
+%
+"Sometimes all it takes to restore sanity is for theory to meet reality
+head on..."
+ -- Mr. T., W9LBB
+%
+"The world would be a better place if all software croaked when anyone used
+any kind of indentifier that wasn't [A-Za-z][A-Za-z0-9_]+"
+ -- blblack in magnet#dbix-class
+%
+ * mst fires the 10-gauge
+<@dngor> Quack quack quack! [RECEDES]
+<@mst> your hairline is a duck?
+<@dngor> And at this point also a cover.
+%
+< mooli> Other people use their bleepers to find their car, I just stand
+ around and wait for the clang of something falling off.
+%
+< joel> i just caught myself thinking "ooh, i know that tune"
+< joel> and whistling along
+< joel> it's the bloody hotel fax machine.
+< joel> AAAARGHHHHH
+%
+< holoway> I was going to dig deeper into that bug over the weekend, but then
+ got hit by a drunk driver. silly drunk drivers.
+%
+ * mugwump will hopefully be the owner of 2404:130:d00b::/48 soon ;)
+%
+<epitaph> Bathroom window wide
+ Rain on wind, South-easterly
+ Cold wet willy grief
+%
+ * ubu ->lunch('turkey sandwich');
+ * Nacho -> breakfast('http://victoria.openguides.org/Pluto%27s');
+ * ct ->dada("Pig eye puppy hat. Blue.");
+%
+ * castaway deploys sandwiches
+< nigel> ALTER sandwich ADD FILLING mustard...
+%
+< jwang> although there are a lot of PHP developers out there, if you ask
+ for OO PHP developers, I think there may be less than OO Perl devs
+<@phaylon> it's hard enough to find ones that can work without register_goblins
+%
+<@phaylon> people who use "MATCH" as column name in mysql should be shot
+ in two parts with a nailgun
+%
+Tiamo gets *very* drunk and then something crashes: 4 days
+Anakata gets a really bad cold and noone is around: 7 days
+The US and Swedish gov. forces the police to steal our servers: 3 days
+(PirateBay downtime report)
+%
+< nothingmuch> aha
+< nothingmuch> i see my vast army of doc minions have been hard at work
+< nothingmuch> on other stuff
+< nothingmuch> YOU'RE ALL FIRED
+%
+<@phaylon> damnit. I just wrote "my $font-weight =" in my css file
+%
+<+phaylon> well, I'm in hamburg and I want it more quietly :)
+<+ningu_> that sounds mildly obscene
+<+phaylon> is that a bad thing? :)
+%
+<@Nicholas> is there a STFU option for Firefox?
+<@Nicholas> I object to my web browser making noises when I click on links
+%
+<@claco> programming without an f key is insane
+<@claco> it works about one out of ever 10 hard presses...
+<@claco> an no room or a big phat model M on the cophee table
+<@claco> iph (1) {phoreach}
+%
+At work we've kind of renamed that command. When spoken it comes out
+something like "arr-em-dash-arr-star-hands-off-keyboard-stop-and-think" :)
+ - Ben Buchanan commenting on http://www.veen.com/jeff/archives/000899.html
+%
+< joel> my second thought, after "do they have polar bears?" was "what
+ about broadband?"
+%
+< gbjk_home> When something like this becomes stable.. it's like have a
+ permanent bridge between cliffs made out of compliant
+ butterflies
+%
+Day changed to 07 Jul 2006
+< Penguin> ooh, it's 07/07/07 today
+< Penguin> ernm. fuck.
+* Penguin goes away to fix his clock
+%
+<@perigrin> echo '0.02 - It's different from 0.01' >> Changes.txt
+%
+ * castaway pounces on mst
+ * Penguin pounces on castaway and flattens mst
+ * castaway tosses Penguin off
+< Penguin> mm fish
+%
+<@dngor> You could also put it on the end and pop it off.
+%
+"So we had a bug in our session management stored procs... When anyone logged
+out, it invalidated all sessions! We had ... where session_id = session_id
+instead of where session_id = u_session_id.
+"The thing is, in single user mode, you don't notice :)"
+%
+* dstorrs blows the Dread Manager's Whistle of Acrimonious Team Member
+ Separation, +5
+%
+<@dstorrs> "May you live in interesting times, may powerful people notice
+ you, and may the phone company work diligently on your lines."
+%
+<@denny> "Yes, firefox is indeed greater than women. Can women block pop-ups
+ for you? No. Can Firefox show you naked women? Yes."
+%
+ * kd searches to a sane file format to convert a ppt slide into
+<@kd> /dev/null comes to mind
+%
+-!- voidengineer [i=manchine@71.93.6.193] has joined #foobarbaz
+< voidengineer> hey
+< voidengineer> I guess I need another test channel
+-!- voidengineer [i=manchine@71.93.6.193] has left #foobarbaz []
+%
+<@denny> hehe
+<@denny> my two top matches on okcupid today are a couple
+ * denny messages them both :)
+%
+ * jguenther saw Tool in Edmonton on Friday
+< holoway> jguenther, I saw Tool last night in George, WA
+<@waswas> holoway: I saw tool in my hands last night. What a coincidence.
+%
+<@darobin> Ugly is the key to Web 3.0
+<@baud_deck> haha
+<@baud_deck> SPIKY CORNERS
+%
+<@mst> DONGS
+< jshirley> WHERE IS MY AUTOMOBILE
+<@mst> INSERTED IN YOUR HARGLUAHGLAUAHGLUAHA
+< jshirley> IT MUST RUN ON BIODIESEL.
+%
+<@captainL> i'm not really into ponies, but it'd keep the gf happy.
+%
+< kane-xs> castaway: oh, if we have 2 index.tt files in 2 different
+ paths, that's a Developer Error
+< kane-xs> ideally, a small gnome exits the screen and hits the developer
+%
+ * denny wonders if anyone has started a VoIP company called IPfreely
+%
+<@romauld> I, of course, read that as worky*panty*worky...
+ * denny goes in search of pig
+ * helenic|workypaintyworky is not wearing panties
+-!- denny is now known as denny|lard
+%
+<@Fox> poggs|work: my anus cannot wait much longer.
+<@Fox> poggs|work: it puckers with anticipation.
+<@poggs|work> Fox: I'm sure you can find a bollard.
+%
+< matgates> preg_replace? sounds like a sort of back street abortion clinic.
+< Treenaks> matgates: no, then you wouldn't replace ;)
+< blueNine> preg_match() is the new clear-blue test?
+%
+ * DrHyde has been prescribed a diet of Aretha Franklin by his parish
+ priest in an attempt to stave off vampirism
+%
+>>then there's mechanically recovered chicken. (SteveD)
+> alt.chickadmin.recovery.automatic? (Dave)
+Quiet group, though. Everyone's afraid to try waving a sysadmin. (Ron Parker)
+%
+<@jrockway> mst: isn't it 5am your time right now?
+<@mst> nah ... only 4:56
+< Penguin> it's 5:03 here
+< Penguin> shit, ntp has died again
+%
+<@jrockway> I have to maintain a website written in VB now
+<@jrockway> what the fuck
+<@jrockway> it looks like If Some Condition That's Human Readable Oh Yeah
+ Then There's A Security Hole End
+%
+> ... [based on bonfire night we] should be celebrating Christmas by hunting
+> down weirdoes and nailing them to bits of wood.
+Gives a whole new meaning to "making a Christmas list", now, dunnit?
+ -- (pndc and MikeA in the SDM)
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