=head1 DESCRIPTION
-You should I<not> use this module in programs intended to be portable
-among Perl versions, programs that must perform regular expression
-matching operations efficiently, or libraries intended for use with
-such programs. In a sense, this module is deprecated. The reasons
-for this have to do with implementation details of the Perl
-interpreter which are too thorny to go into here. Perhaps someday
-they will be fixed to make "C<use English>" more practical.
-
This module provides aliases for the built-in variables whose
names no one seems to like to read. Variables with side-effects
which get triggered just by accessing them (like $0) will still
See L<perlvar> for a complete list of these.
+=head1 BUGS
+
+This module provokes sizeable inefficiencies for regular expressions,
+due to unfortunate implementation details. If performance matters,
+consider avoiding English.
+
=cut
no warnings;