<+wodencafe> throw new AssertionError("No
java.nio.charset.StandardCharsets instances for you!");
<+wodencafe> This is actually in the standard library. Hooligans.
+%
+< ragingrobot> aol: "yo, what's up?" "asl" "i'm so fucked today, my dog got
+ hit by a truck" "asl" "tomorrow i may die of cancer" "asl"
+< audio> 18/f/cali ;)
+< ragingrobot> irl: that translates to 65/m/alabama