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<@ether> remember, programming is like sex - make one mistake, and
someone's supporting it for the rest of their lives
<@ether> programming birth control is harder to come by, it seems
+%
+<@sungo> I don't need to get or spread STDs via my doorbell.
+<@alh> Yeah; that's what they come inside for.
+<@ether> avoid pregnancy by coming outside instead.