< Kincaid> just use an excel sheet and access it it with a VBA wrapper
< pewterfish> *bonk* Go to Excel jail
< Kincaid> I'm fine, I'm the 65,537th person to do it
+%
+< bomb> I'm available for hire if you want an enterprise-ready solution
+ to that problem, written in Spring + Hadoop.
+< sobel> i'm not ready for that much power :P
+ * bomb slowly holsters his kubernetes