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< Kassandry> It's hard to find out what exactly is shitting the bed when
everything's leaving skidmarks in the logs and looks like a
potential candidate.
+%
+A newspaper was sort of like an internet website. It was made of something
+called paper and delivered by actual people to your door. People used their
+hands to scroll through it. Push notifications and updates took ~24 hours
+to reach newspapers. Not much else is known about these ancient artifacts.