value implementation
< Grinnz> in that it's just useful enough as long as you don't have more
than one table or column
+%
+<@ilmari> brunost, smash, dill crisps, kaviar, remoulade, blåbæryltetøy,
+ liquorice, crispbread, rye bread
+<@mohawk> ilmari, i want you to stop saying things that i don't
+ understand but somehow still make me hungry