Okay, that's I<definitely> enough hype.
+=head1 AVAILABILITY
+
+Perl is available for the vast majority of operating system platforms,
+including most Unix-like platforms. The following situation is as of
+February 1999 and Perl 5.005_03.
+
+The following platforms are able to build Perl from the standard
+source code distribution available at
+F<http://www.perl.com/CPAN/src/index.html>
+
+ AIX IRIX SCO ODT/OSR
+ A/UX Linux Solaris
+ BeOS MachTen SunOS
+ BSD/OS MPE/iX SVR4
+ DG/UX NetBSD Ultrix
+ Digital UNIX NextSTEP UNICOS
+ DOS DJGPP 1) OpenBSD VMS
+ DYNIX/ptx OpenSTEP Windows 3.1 1)
+ FreeBSD OS/2 Windows 95 1) 3)
+ HP-UX OS390 2) Windows 98 1) 3)
+ Hurd PowerUX Windows NT 1) 3)
+ QNX VOS
+
+ 1) in DOS mode either the DOS or OS/2 ports can be used
+ 2) formerly known as MVS
+ 3) compilers: Borland, Cygwin32, Mingw32 EGCS/GCC, VC++
+
+The following platforms have been known to build Perl from the source
+but for the Perl release 5.005_03 we haven't been able to verify them,
+either because the hardware/software platforms are rather rare or
+because we don't have an active champion on these platforms.
+
+ 3b1 FPS Plan 9
+ AmigaOS GENIX RISC/os
+ ConvexOS Greenhills Stellar
+ CX/UX ISC SVR2
+ DC/OSx MachTen 68k TI1500
+ DDE SMES MiNT TitanOS
+ DomainOS MPC UNICOS/mk
+ DOS EMX NEWS-OS Unisys Dynix
+ Dynix Opus Unixware
+ EP/IX
+ ESIX
+
+The following platforms are planned to be supported in the standard
+source distribution of the Perl release 5.006 but are not
+supported in the Perl release 5.005_03:
+
+ BS2000
+ VM/ESA
+
+The following platforms have their own source code distributions and
+binaries available via F<http://www.perl.com/CPAN/ports/index.html>.
+
+ Perl release
+
+ AS/400 5.003
+ MacOS 5.004_04
+ Tandem Guardian 5.004
+
+The following platforms have only binaries available via
+F<http://www.perl.com/CPAN/ports/index.html>.
+
+ Perl release
+
+ Acorn RISCOS 5.001
+ AOS 5.002
+ LynxOS 5.004_02
+ Netware 5.003_07
+
=head1 ENVIRONMENT
See L<perlrun>.