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          hell is cortana listening to everything I say by default?
 < huf> how else could it turn the microphone on when you tell it to?
 < huf> please at least try to think stuff through
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+<@sungo> I nearly died in AK because K said "you up for a 5 mile hike" and
+         failed to mention that it was 5 miles at 60deg up angle over gravel
+<@sungo> my apple watch was pretty sure it had been stolen
+<@sungo> "this can't be on the same wrist. really, there's no way"
+