< simcop2387-web> ugh knocking the power loose on your SAS expander
causes all kinds of weird issues and zfs going "holy
fucking shit what did you do, all your disks are dying"
+%
+Sales: "Can you come and have a look at this receipt printer please? It's
+ got smoke coming out of it."
+Me: "oh wow okay, did you turn it off?"
+Sales: "I didn't want to touch it, it looked angry."