There is no C<systell> function. Use C<sysseek(FH, 0, 1)> for that.
-Do not use tell() on a filehandle that has been opened using
-sysopen(), use sysseek() for that as described above. Why? Because
-sysopen() creates unbuffered, "raw", filehandles, while open() creates
-buffered filehandles. sysseek() make sense only on the first kind,
-tell() only makes sense on the second kind.
+Do not use tell() (or other buffered I/O operations) on a file handle
+that has been manipulated by sysread(), syswrite() or sysseek().
+Those functions ignore the buffering, while tell() does not.
=item telldir DIRHANDLE