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       writing a bunch of xml and there's only 50 minutes left of the morning
 < ether> kd: I resent the fact that you made me think about your foreskin
 < ether> but one more item checked off my bucket list, I guess...
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+< Dorward> Someone just phoned me about the accident in which I was innocent. 
+< Dorward> They hung up after I told them I wasn't even flying the helicopter
+           and my **** was sliced clean off.