< Elleo> this may be the wrong thing to focus on, but why would you be
wearing trousers in the shower?
%
+<@Nicholas> foamy coffee - UKP 2.00
+<@Nicholas> foamy beer - UKP 2.94
+<@Nicholas> unfortunately the beer baristas don't give you a loyalty card :-(
+%
+<@gbjk> WTF
+<@gbjk> @minions are gone!?
+<@gbjk> How the fuck did the WHOLE day get spent trying to write a 6 line test!
+<@gbjk> PAULA FUCKING BRILLANT
+%
+<@itz> never trust software where the README has references to Ayn Rand
+<@gellyfish> never trust software
+<@mst> never trust
+<@itz> never
+%
+ * teejay discovered today that our baby floats
+%
+The kernel license covers the *kernel*. It does not cover boot loaders and
+hardware, and as far as I'm concerned, people who make their own hardware
+can design them any which way they want. Whether that means "booting only
+a specific kernel" or "sharks with lasers", I don't care. (Linus Torvalds)
+%
+< blblack> I see we're officially in the "everyone report problems with
+ the release that you should've found testing the RC" phase :)
+%
+< Yaakov> convert USD to CAD
+< buubot> Yaakov: 0CAD
+%
+< mauke> won't perl6 use seconds since 2000-01-01?
+<@Juerd> Perl 6 will count seconds since Christmas.
+<@Juerd> But we won't tell you which Christmas :)
+%
+<@sungo> mmm.. sol10
+<@sungo> it's the only solaris I like, so far.
+<@sungo> well, where like means "don't want to nuke from orbit"
+%
+ * kd recalls crossing the us border from canada to 'merika as a kid
+<@kd> being the only canadian in the family I was whisked through in no time
+<@kd> and they sent my parents and brother to guantanamo bay for a couple
+ of years and I had to wait in the car
+%
+< sheriff> Surprising as in birthday party of buttsex?
+%
+<@denny> if they want to sell "today 14,000 people searched for 'arse
+ fucking high heels porn'" to a pornsite, I'm okay with having
+ added 1 to that number
+<@denny> if they add my IP, *then* I'll sulk
+%
+<@joel> is MMF redundancy?
+<@joel> you have dick failover
+<@joel> but no hotswap if you're running an active/active topology
+%
+<@kd> ningu: here's a simplified state model I prepared earlier: <url>
+<@ningu> 404 not found
+<@ningu> gee, that is simplified
+<@ningu> only one state
+%
+< Zoffixs> really
+< Zoffixs> I use my pencil
+< mst> I've never heard it called -that- before
+-!- Winkie [i=sd@87-194-8-125.bethere.co.uk] has quit
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+-!- Topic for #london.pm: no more smoking in pubs! yay! next on the agenda
+ telling jokes, dogs and blokes in cloth caps - welcome to WINE BAR WORLD
+-!- Topic set by gellyfish [Sun Jul 1 07:45:18 2007]
+%
+"the synopsis is: we were worried that it wouldn't scale, but we're not
+worried about that anymore. It went ahead and proved it on its own, using
+the much-dreaded Proof by Repeated Example." -- stevey on tibco
+%
+< ningu> papyrus was reed-only memory
+%
+<@jrockway> who here *isn't* a bot?
+<@phaylon> jrockway: I'm not following you...
+<@jrockway> phaylon: jerk it
+-!- jrockway was kicked from #catalyst-dev by mst [SURPRISE! BUTTSECHS!]
+%
+< integral> I think software prices should include the NHS presciption
+ charge for whatever medication you need to use it.
+%
+<+purge> mst: i have done far too much javasccript this week
+<+purge> mst: its made me take up caffeine again, after 6 months
+<+mst> purge: ha
+<+purge> mst: they were six very unproductive months
+%
+<@teejay> closest to a fursona I've had was "Betty the transvestite half-elf"
+<@teejay> actually I already wish I hadn't shared that
+<@virtualsue> I didn't giggle - honest
+<@teejay> I'll have you know she reached quite a respectable level
+%
+< mauke> it compiles, shit it
+< mauke> er, ship*
+%
+20:11 <@gellyfish> WE HAVE A WINNER!
+20:11 <@gellyfish> I think I might have finally out-drunk my wife
+20:14 <@gellyfish> I'll wake her up in a while and let her know :-)
+20:14 <@gellyfish> I don't think the bathroom floor is all that comfortable
+%
+< quicksilver> if you're stationery you can never be at fault
+%
+-!- denny [denny@host81-149-176-190.in-addr.btopenworld.com] has quit
+ [Broken pipe]
+<@HauntedUnix> ... fucking stoner.
+%
+<@gbjk> I have a cable tie stuck around my tongue.
+<@gbjk> My resolution paths are somewhat limited by a key factor:
+<@gbjk> I'm on the phone in a telephone conference.
+<@gbjk> It's amazing how far you can get with "uh huh"
+%
< obra> Bus error
< obra> I WIN
< obra> I think that means "lunch"
< sili> my poor lad
< ew73> Remind me when I'm flung back in time and become my own great
ancestor, to have that shit changed.
+%
+Fimbulwinter here
+No management with a clue
+Only ice giants
+ - Shmuel (Syemour J.) Metz, in a.s.r