< Altreus> RaiseError => 0 is ErrorsAreAcceptableToMe => 1
< LeoNerd> ON ERROR RESUME NEXT
< Altreus> PHP => 1
+%
+< mst> ON DUPLICATE KEY DO INSTEAD CRY AT THE VERBOSITY OF STANDARD SQL
+< zgu> mst: i think you mean 'CRY FROM LEFT AND RIGHT EYES AT LANGUAGE
+ ATTRIBUTE VERBOSITY OF SQL AS SPECIFIED BY STANDARD'
+< thrig> pretty sure you need a CROSS JOIN to involve both eyes