<quicksilver> there is a your mom joke in shakespeare
<quicksilver> Chiron: Thou hast undone our mother
<quicksilver> Aaron: Villain, I have done thy mother
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+<mst> I still remember my father being stopped for speeding
+<mst> "sir, did you realise you were going 94 mph?"
+<mst> "actually, I thought I was going 100"
+<mst> officer blinks a couple times, issues a warning