"They told me it would function as a Faraday cage." - AJR
%
"Do me a favour? Find out who the lead devs on postgres are. Find out where
-they live.
-Then buy me a shotgun, some shell casings, and a LOT of rock salt."
+they live. Then buy me a shotgun, some shell casings, and a LOT of rock salt."
- Snoof venting on IRC
%
"Too many programmers code error messages as if their pay will be
%
"The United States of America is the only empire in history to have gone from
Barbarism directly to Decadence, without any intervening period of
-Civilisation." (origin unknown)
+Civilisation." - Oscar Wilde
%
"People used to come in with green-spiked hair and body piercings and say
'Where's my server?' and throw money at us."
- draven, tempting fate on #catalyst
%
16:07 <@mst> did I just kill the right one? (sysadmin blues on #chat)
-16:07 <@Snoof> holy god shit wtf.
-16:07 <@Snoof> no!
+16:07 <@Snoof> holy god shit wtf. no!
16:07 <@Snoof> oh wait yes
16:08 <@Snoof> ok i'm going to shut up a moment.
%
<mst> yeah, actually, that's a good idea
<Snoof> well i was going to do it whether you said yes or no...
<Snoof> but i thought you might like the illusion of choice.
- - Snoof demonstrates why I <3 my SWMBO
%
"Sometimes a penis is _just_ a penis."
- Jim, in a.s.r
> down weirdoes and nailing them to bits of wood.
Gives a whole new meaning to "making a Christmas list", now, dunnit?
-- (pndc and MikeA in the SDM)
+%
+<@lathos> Sinfest++
+<@lathos> No, wait, I'm not supposed to say that.
+%
+Whilst holidaying with the sprogs and watching Favourite Teddy Bear
+trundling through the x-ray, I speculated on the fun that could be had
+with a teddy bear containing a radio-opaque teddy-bear skeleton.
+ -- K. in the SDM
+%
+<@dngor> You are a beautiful, unique snowflake. In hell.
+%
+<@mst> plan.
+<@perigrin> EXECUTION QUERY PLAN [[ wander around for a bit, drink some
+ tea, then throw an exception to piss off mst ]]
+%
+<@Nicholas> Gatling gun++ # more efficient than a clue-by-four when
+ presented with a large problem.
+%
+<@mst> meh, chainsaw one person badly enough the rest get spattered with bits
+<@mst> the survivors tend to decide to listen to you.
+<@gellyfish> ANYONE ELSE WANT TO "NEGOTIATE"?
+%
+<@baud> he looked better towards the end of that interview.
+<@ubu> if by "better" you mean "appeared to be within shouting distance
+ of reality despite all other evidence", then, yes.
+ (#axkit-dahut on $politician)
+%
+<@blblack> emacs-- # needs foot pedals
+%
+-!- avinash240 [fwuser@crlspr-69.65.65.40.myacc.net] has quit [Quit:
+ Think your current client is sexy? Check out Bersirc 2.2!]
+<@xantus> "Think your current client is sexy? You might be out of work
+ due to sexual harassment"
+%
+< kd> war is peace, hate is love and fucking is virginity
+< ank> unzip;strip;touch;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;fsck;fsck;fsck;umount;sleep
+%
+<@denny> my boss just asked the technical staff to work out a rota
+ between ourselves to determine which one of us would actually
+ try to be on time each day
+%
+<@dngor> moo
+ * xb95 milks dngor.
+ * dw drinks it
+%
+< dnm> .... screw you guys. That's too much work.
+< dnm> I'm all about the chloroform and rophynol.
+< dnm> ... uh.. you should probably forget I said that.
+%
+< Doc> but they have sheep
+< Penguin> so does wales
+< Phated> But NZ sheep are friendlier.
+%
+< Phated> But NZ sheep are friendlier.
+<@mst> ...
+< Phated> ... not that way :(
+< Phated> It was more receptive to petting... not that way either!
+%
+ * kd considers what the emoticon for vulva would be
+%
+<@Nicholas> hide!
+-!- Nicholas is now known as |
+<@grue> Nicholas: just the person I was stalking too!
+<@|> gah. not thin enough
+%
+< nigel> wonder if I could make a business out of selling turing certificates
+<@quicksilver> how long have you thought you could make a business out of
+ selling turing certificates?
+%
+<@DrHyde> i love plan9. it's utterly impractical and charmingly bonkers.
+ a bit like haskell, and french.
+%
+ * trym|work gives Penguin some jizz
+< trym|work> draw with that
+ * Penguin draws on trym|work with his special pen
+< trym|work> eww
+%
+ * acme hits the data with the stick of cleansing
+<@hex> blessed be the stick.
+%
+<@snarfy> centipedes? in *my* vagina?
+%
+<@gellyfish> HELP HELP I'M GIVING VBA MIGRATION ADVICE
+<@mstevens> SEND SERVER SOUTH FOR WINTER
+%
+We have ferrets, rats and mice, not so much. See fuzzy notice rat, see
+fuzzy get happy, see rat watch life flash before it's beady little
+eyes, see fuzzy play with rat, see fuzzy moping around because his rat
+broke. See me clean up bits of rat. -- Jim Richardson in the monastery
+%
+<@mst> ORBITAL ANVIL DELIVERY SYSTEM
+ * Penguin breaks
+< Penguin> I misread anvil as anal :-S
+%
+I'm not entirely convinced that *anyone* speaks Dutch. It sounds just
+like German to me, only with more spitting.
+ -- Michel Buijsman, in a.s.r
+%
+<@jrockway> java is fine
+<@jrockway> it's functional, it's GPL
+<@jrockway> sounds good to me
+<@kd> it's more verbose than my wife ;)
+%
+<@jrockway> NOTE TO SELF: DON'T TURN ON CAPS LOCK AND THEN REBIND CAPS
+ LOCK TO CONTROL
+%
+<@Penguin> I seem to have a small fanta bottle, half filled with white
+ fluid on top of a post it note saying "lunch" :-S
+ * Penguin backs away from the fridge
+%
+<@ningu> I wonder if it is a crime to live in berkeley and never have
+ smoked pot
+< groditi> naa. its only a city ordinance
+%
+<@phaylon> everytime I start up kde I think "Is this thing supposed to
+ run on a cluster?"
+%
+-!- xantus is now known as purl
+ * purl rapes dw
+-!- purl is now known as xantus
+<@xantus> noone saw me do it, you can't prove anything
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