Sarah Palin aside and say "Sweetie, this is a grown-up event. You need to use
your big-girl words now."
-- Ted Dziuba on El Reg
+%
+< cfedde> lets hear it for syntactic sugar!
+< cfedde> and yeast.
+< cfedde> syntactic vodka
+%
+ * ijw ponders causing extreme death to the person who thought embedding the
+ only serious DB update logic in a bloody TT template was a good idea.
+<@mst> ijw: what could possibly go wrong?
+< ijw> In his case, extreme death.
+%
+< ijw> Bizarrely, his main skill is as high-class trumpet player, but he
+ seems to have a sideline in fucking up software projects.
+%
+< rjbs> I would like to share the only mnemonic that I sitll find useful
+ on a daily basis with you.
+< rjbs> Women Give Head Often
+< rjbs> where, group by, having, order by
+%
+SQL without subselects is like a massage without a happy ending
+%
+<@pndc> Imagine if cleaners were treated like sysadmins. "I've just
+ pissed all over the office floor; it's the cleaner's fault."
+%
+<@knewt> "In Britain, some 50 chavs die every week from drinking too much
+ Tesco-brand vodka. Every little helps!"
+%
+<@mst> er, apples/oranges
+< arcanez> mst: I'll take an orange, thanks
+< frew> arcanez: you have a talent at derailing thought processes; bravo :-)
+< arcanez> frew: why squander my talents
+%
+<@t0m> or patches are welcom
+<@t0m> +e
+< purl> 2.71828182845905
+<@mst> purl++
+%
+<@t0m> Or don't use things that shit all over global state by requireing them.
+<@t0m> -e
+< purl> -2.71828182845905
+<@t0m> Oh, for fucks sake
+%
+<@perigrin> hmm "a circular depends" is that something that happens at a
+ swinger retirement home?
+%
+ * LeoNerd ponders a Getopt::Longer, with support for 'required' options
+< mst> LeoNerd: GetOpt::Longr; # released at v2.0 ... beta ...
+< LeoNerd> mst: Hrm.. CPAN search can't see that
+< mst> LeoNerd: IT WAS A JOKE
+%
+< epitaph> sorry, I'm breaking my own rules. Never, ever ask the question
+ "why" about anything on this project. If there even is an answer,
+ you _do_ _not_ want to hear it
+%
+ * mst ponders finding the man who invented the "are you sure?" dialog box
+ and stabbing his eyes out with rusty spoons
+<amy> If you find that man I would like you to replace his hands with his
+ feet to teach him the meaning of "annoying" for me.
+%
+< pdcawley> Judging by the Rails 'community's attitude to Perl, I think
+ they're mostly of a generation that grew up thinking that PHP
+ has always been a real language and not just a malignant Perl
+ based templating system that metastasized.
+%
+<@t0m> The correct solution is orange. Paint your monitor orange,
+ and I promise all code displayed will be race condition free.
+<@t0m> The last statement may have contained up to one lie.
+%
+WHERE IS THE FILE
+IT IS IN THE BASH HISTORY
+WHO HAS THE FILE OPEN
+ME I ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED ENTER
+%
+<@sungo> I realized something yesterday
+<@sungo> Watchmen was released on dvd/blueray yesterday.
+<@sungo> I watched dr manhattan's giant dong swing around for 3 hours
+<@sungo> motherfucker needed to put on some pants
+%
+<t0m> Hey. I'm crap at notice, but if you're around some time on the
+ weekend then I'll be in town if you fancy a beer or something :)
+<t0m> I remembered when I read my email this morning and GCal had mailed
+ me 'you forgot to pack your shit didn't you!'
+%
+< buu> keriati: Did you know thanks actually has 6 letters?
+%
+<@DrHyde> wine++ # but not too much. ouch.
+<@wethrin> port++ # Often better than wine
+<@theorbtwo> aft++ # always lefter then port.
+%
+<@sungo> india just launched a nuclear sub
+<@sungo> can you imagine the smell inside that sub?
+%
+<@osfameron> summon a lower quality paper bag that I could more
+ realistically attempt to code my way out of
+%
+<@DrHyde> meh, what's a few miles of water between friends :-)
+<@bob> wet mostly
+%
+<@rjbs> when you're done, you shake it (to empty the pages) and re-shelve
+< chargrill> like an etch-a-sketch
+<@rjbs> or a baby
+< chargrill> yes, shaking empties babies nicely
+%
+<@perigrin> ~ My daddy left home in 2003 / didn't leave much
+ to the porters and me / just this old runtime and a a bunch of
+ TODOs ~
+<@perigrin> -- A Language Named Perl
+%
+< mst> hmm. the answer to that is both 'yes', and 'no'. also, 'breadsticks'.
+< phaylon> mst: you start to sound like a vorlon again
+< mst> yes.
+< phaylon> I knew you'd say that.
+%
+<Dianora> GO AWAY you stupid stupid man
+<Dianora> I am going to ignore this moron and have breakfast.
+<Dianora> I bet you are one of those smart asses that goes into grocery stores
+ asking for refunds because your box of grapenuts has no grapes in it.
+%
+<@tannie> I had two
+<@tannie> and as always, I ate while drinking booze
+<@tannie> except, I ate the fruit from the sangria
+ * tannie coughs
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