=head1 DESCRIPTION
+You should I<not> use this module in programs intended to be portable
+among Perl versions, programs that must perform regular expression
+matching operations efficiently, or libraries intended for use with
+such programs. In a sense, this module is deprecated. The reasons
+for this have to do with implementation details of the Perl
+interpreter which are too thorny to go into here. Perhaps someday
+they will be fixed to make "C<use English>" more practical.
+
This module provides aliases for the built-in variables whose
names no one seems to like to read. Variables with side-effects
which get triggered just by accessing them (like $0) will still
long names in the current package. Some even have medium names,
generally borrowed from B<awk>.
+Due to an unfortunate accident of Perl's implementation, "C<use English>"
+imposes a considerable performance penalty on all regular expression
+matches in a program, regardless of whether they occur in the scope of
+"C<use English>". For that reason, saying "C<use English>" in
+libraries is strongly discouraged. See the Devel::SawAmpersand module
+documentation from CPAN
+(http://www.perl.com/CPAN/modules/by-module/Devel/Devel-SawAmpersand-0.10.readme)
+for more information.
+
To go a step further, those variables that depend on the currently
selected filehandle may instead (and preferably) be set by calling an
object method on the FileHandle object. (Summary lines below for this
any matches hidden within a BLOCK or eval() enclosed by the current
BLOCK). (Mnemonic: like & in some editors.) This variable is read-only.
+The use of this variable anywhere in a program imposes a considerable
+performance penalty on all regular expression matches. See the
+Devel::SawAmpersand module from CPAN for more information.
+
=item $PREMATCH
=item $`
enclosed by the current BLOCK). (Mnemonic: C<`> often precedes a quoted
string.) This variable is read-only.
+The use of this variable anywhere in a program imposes a considerable
+performance penalty on all regular expression matches. See the
+Devel::SawAmpersand module from CPAN for more information.
+
=item $POSTMATCH
=item $'
This variable is read-only.
+The use of this variable anywhere in a program imposes a considerable
+performance penalty on all regular expression matches. See the
+Devel::SawAmpersand module from CPAN for more information.
+
=item $LAST_PAREN_MATCH
=item $+