X-Git-Url: http://git.shadowcat.co.uk/gitweb/gitweb.cgi?a=blobdiff_plain;f=quotefile;h=fb5254ca7da0ee62dd7154092cc68b707d019ba9;hb=0824f61e324eae34628ecb153d61841a69f7e6ce;hp=9120b345af49229453b225cf57546d30fc6ebc73;hpb=c6ad2c1d96e52199aee6d4ec4a0a2065087d849f;p=scpubgit%2Fmst-quotefile.git diff --git a/quotefile b/quotefile index 9120b34..fb5254c 100644 --- a/quotefile +++ b/quotefile @@ -14686,3 +14686,154 @@ Mostly embarrassing deeds, as a matter of fact < TorgoX> FROZEN PIPE woooo-hoooooo! < TorgoX> And I don't mean the thing from when you close a channel from my $DONGS, "-|", "ls", "--sort=size" too early +% +When my friend was getting his degree in Economics he said that someone +had made a graffiti on one of the desks in the lecture hall that was the +Guns 'n Roses logo but it said "Guns 'n Butter". :) + -- @WhippleMarc +% +< TrueWolves> The best part of computers is they do exactly what they've + been told. The worst part of computers is they do exactly + what they've been told, and you're not always the one + they're listening to. +% +< sobel> claims of a new "roaring twenties" seem to be greatly exaggerated +< sungo> we assumed that we humans would be doing the roaring. if you're + a coronavirus, this decade fucking rules +% +< ilmari> we were talking about HTTP GET with a body the other day. today + I discovered an API that uses DELETE with a body! +< mst> ilmari: WHAT +< mst> ilmari: *WHAT* +% +< Altreus> thank you for loosening that rope before I kicked the chair away +< mst> de rien +< mst> I'm sure you'll come in handy for -something- later +< Altreus> Bring seasoning +% +< sobel> i had a very unusual thing happen to me this morning. my stereo + remote ran its batteries dead. they usually get lost or the + equipment is outdated or failed first. +5 +< cd> I turn 45 in just over two weeks, how did I manage to survive this long? +< ccooke> cd: Spite? +< cd> but I'm too lazy to be spiteful... +< ccooke> Did I say it was *your* spite? +% +< Dom> I remember when we had just completed moving a load of kit from + the datacentre in Chelmsford to the one in Hemel Hempstead and + were happy that it had gone live without a hitch. +< Dom> That was the day before the Buncefield storage depot blew up. +% +-!- LeoNerd [~leo@jaffa.dictatorshipcake.co.uk] has joined #io-async +< LeoNerd> A new cake +< LeoNerd> (A good British jaffa cake, because it's now hosted in DO's + LON-1 dc, rather than genoa being in AMS) +% +< mst> oh for fuck's sake I typed 'gaurd clause' +< mst> welp, fuckit, close enough +< ether> better than gourd clause +< ether> where's your perl pumpkin now +% +< Altreus> The nice thing about Perl is that no matter how much effort + people put into protecting you from yourself, there's always a + way around it +< LeoNerd> Perl: Sufficient Rope +% +< PapuaHardyNet> man, child swapping sounds so wrong +< PapuaHardyNet> it reminds me of wife swapping +< mst> do not fuck the other person's child +< adiabatic> hey, it's not incest anymore, right? +% +-!- Irssi: Starting query in libera with jberger + FUCK YOU WITH A RAKE AND GROUND GLASS CHILLI LUBE + I mean, I guess I probably deserve it, but why? + oh, good, I -am- connected to libera again +% + the HR sent a test email of job change accidentally + anyway my job title is now "" +% +< cat-xeger> I laughed loudly enough to get the cats to pay attention +% +< cyborg_ar> just get a roll of heavy duty aluminum foil +< cyborg_ar> then you can make a stylish hat to wear too +< ChuangTzu> stylish and functional +< Hecate> did someone say Haskell™? +% +< peerce> i wonder when the bean counters will finally figure out that + outsourcing everything just leads to dreck. +< sobel> oh they did, and they chose dreck +% +< cat-xeger> Cant type +< mst> -!- cat-xeger is now known as javascript +< cat-xeger> Oh c'mon... I only screwed up letters, not letters and + everything else! +% +<+Sauvin> Ladies and gentlemen, this airplane is about to crash. Fasten + your seatbelts and put your heads between your knees. +<+Sauvin> Um, sir, between your *own* knees. +% +< gwern> the real question: can gray goo run Doom? +< PlanckWalk> I'm sure it can, but does it want to? +< gwern> the hackers will make sure it does +< gwern> they'll defy being eaten just to hack Doom and a NES emulator onto it +% +< Obormot> -1 byte, lol +< Obormot> If you request this URL, the GW server reaches into your computer + and takes 1 byte away from you +% + * gwern googles 'epub icon' and calls the designers into his office. 'we + worked hard! they're great aren't they' 'EVERY SINGLE ONE IS A SQUARE WITH + THE WORD 'EPUB' IN IT' 'WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING' 'BECAUSE YOU ARE BAD + DESIGNERS AND SHOULD FEEL BAD' +% +< adiabatic> quanticle: you forgot I am one of the RETVRN types here +< mst> adiabatic: I don't believe you, I've never yet seen you GOSUB +< quanticle> lol +< adiabatic> eh, point +% +< Obormot> Surely it's not intuitive or natural to make the connection from + "this is a link to some sort of big file I guess" to "if I mouse + over this link then my browser will detonate and take out half my + apartment block in the ensuing explosion" +% +< hobbs> I did not know there was a River Exe +< simcop2387> i'm sure england has lots of exes. i blame henry the viii + for a lot of them +< hobbs> to be fair, he did his part to reduce the number +% +< LeoNerd> After two solid days of trying to hack up Parse::Man to + actually understand the output of pod2man, it finally runs to + completion and outputs... something. My quote: "Well, it is + wrong. But it's not *that* wrong" +% +< ilmari> last time I used openstack I broke anyone sharing a group with + me logging in +< ilmari> behold the åsome power of my name \o/ +% + I would not expect you to take swings at people ... I would expect + you to smile sweetly at the time and then wait several years until + you had the opportunity to slide a knife up under their ribcage in + a dark alley ... while also smiling sweetly +% +< erry> my friend recommended the nitro cold brew +< erry> in other news keep an eye out for news of an overcaffeinated enby + scaling the empire state building +% + * erry wakes up, nopes, takes sick/mental health day, goes back to bed +< erry> it wanted a description in the sick day request +< erry> i put "my brain is a potato" +< erry> i think that's accurate +% +< ether> I don't want to contemplate what "it" is. +% +< erry> 26C x_x + * erry melt +< erry> there's a "genderfluid" joke there i guess +% +< xiaomiao> tl;dr: intel hates everything, especially you +% +< mst> there are non-hipster parts of brooklyn? +< Obormot> Yes! There's The Orthodox Jewish Part, The Russian Part, The + Chinatown Part, and of course The Part Where You Will Get Your + Ass Capped For Real Tho