X-Git-Url: http://git.shadowcat.co.uk/gitweb/gitweb.cgi?a=blobdiff_plain;f=quotefile;h=fb5254ca7da0ee62dd7154092cc68b707d019ba9;hb=0824f61e324eae34628ecb153d61841a69f7e6ce;hp=2d1fc671a4c9cb7f7faf5c614e82b1e34b1c8289;hpb=99472b94a6b914669657138e003a35f9602de451;p=scpubgit%2Fmst-quotefile.git diff --git a/quotefile b/quotefile index 2d1fc67..fb5254c 100644 --- a/quotefile +++ b/quotefile @@ -14754,3 +14754,86 @@ Guns 'n Roses logo but it said "Guns 'n Butter". :) anyway my job title is now "" % < cat-xeger> I laughed loudly enough to get the cats to pay attention +% +< cyborg_ar> just get a roll of heavy duty aluminum foil +< cyborg_ar> then you can make a stylish hat to wear too +< ChuangTzu> stylish and functional +< Hecate> did someone say Haskell™? +% +< peerce> i wonder when the bean counters will finally figure out that + outsourcing everything just leads to dreck. +< sobel> oh they did, and they chose dreck +% +< cat-xeger> Cant type +< mst> -!- cat-xeger is now known as javascript +< cat-xeger> Oh c'mon... I only screwed up letters, not letters and + everything else! +% +<+Sauvin> Ladies and gentlemen, this airplane is about to crash. Fasten + your seatbelts and put your heads between your knees. +<+Sauvin> Um, sir, between your *own* knees. +% +< gwern> the real question: can gray goo run Doom? +< PlanckWalk> I'm sure it can, but does it want to? +< gwern> the hackers will make sure it does +< gwern> they'll defy being eaten just to hack Doom and a NES emulator onto it +% +< Obormot> -1 byte, lol +< Obormot> If you request this URL, the GW server reaches into your computer + and takes 1 byte away from you +% + * gwern googles 'epub icon' and calls the designers into his office. 'we + worked hard! they're great aren't they' 'EVERY SINGLE ONE IS A SQUARE WITH + THE WORD 'EPUB' IN IT' 'WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING' 'BECAUSE YOU ARE BAD + DESIGNERS AND SHOULD FEEL BAD' +% +< adiabatic> quanticle: you forgot I am one of the RETVRN types here +< mst> adiabatic: I don't believe you, I've never yet seen you GOSUB +< quanticle> lol +< adiabatic> eh, point +% +< Obormot> Surely it's not intuitive or natural to make the connection from + "this is a link to some sort of big file I guess" to "if I mouse + over this link then my browser will detonate and take out half my + apartment block in the ensuing explosion" +% +< hobbs> I did not know there was a River Exe +< simcop2387> i'm sure england has lots of exes. i blame henry the viii + for a lot of them +< hobbs> to be fair, he did his part to reduce the number +% +< LeoNerd> After two solid days of trying to hack up Parse::Man to + actually understand the output of pod2man, it finally runs to + completion and outputs... something. My quote: "Well, it is + wrong. But it's not *that* wrong" +% +< ilmari> last time I used openstack I broke anyone sharing a group with + me logging in +< ilmari> behold the åsome power of my name \o/ +% + I would not expect you to take swings at people ... I would expect + you to smile sweetly at the time and then wait several years until + you had the opportunity to slide a knife up under their ribcage in + a dark alley ... while also smiling sweetly +% +< erry> my friend recommended the nitro cold brew +< erry> in other news keep an eye out for news of an overcaffeinated enby + scaling the empire state building +% + * erry wakes up, nopes, takes sick/mental health day, goes back to bed +< erry> it wanted a description in the sick day request +< erry> i put "my brain is a potato" +< erry> i think that's accurate +% +< ether> I don't want to contemplate what "it" is. +% +< erry> 26C x_x + * erry melt +< erry> there's a "genderfluid" joke there i guess +% +< xiaomiao> tl;dr: intel hates everything, especially you +% +< mst> there are non-hipster parts of brooklyn? +< Obormot> Yes! There's The Orthodox Jewish Part, The Russian Part, The + Chinatown Part, and of course The Part Where You Will Get Your + Ass Capped For Real Tho