X-Git-Url: http://git.shadowcat.co.uk/gitweb/gitweb.cgi?a=blobdiff_plain;f=quotefile;h=bb2bfbed8c4a8b37ff397820278d4d4729771aa2;hb=HEAD;hp=5f0583a4bcc647fdf0c0ea4725ace5fbfb0b87d1;hpb=7c1906193ac14e87274f3aaac9d648af482630c8;p=scpubgit%2Fmst-quotefile.git diff --git a/quotefile b/quotefile index 5f0583a..bb2bfbe 100644 --- a/quotefile +++ b/quotefile @@ -15485,3 +15485,189 @@ on the other end 'transmitting'. nothing transmitting == nothing to receive. % < ggreer> I think if you get killed by a saint bernard, it's justifiable homicide +% +< mst> https://trout.me.uk/violin2.jpg +< mst> Tardigrades: Playing the violins inherent in the cistern +< Thuryn> mst, is that the violin you play in sympathy for whiny people? +< thrig> yes. sympathy. +% +< erry> > hungry, desperate feral street cat to snuggly duvet monster +< erry> these are the two genders and i'm both of them +% +< Altreus> Jen's laptop became convinced the only camera available to chrome + was the OBS virtual camera, even though OBS wasn't running +< Altreus> The only way to use the actual camera was to launch OBS +< Altreus> computers suck, has anyone else realised? +% +< davel> and oh, the 00:02 goes to Redhill! +< davel> note that there are no "00:00" trains, as "00:00" means "train + does not stop at this station" +< dakkar> ah, the joys of magic values / in-band signaling +% +< Nicholas> but it's beyond zone 6. What sort of heresy is this? +< mst> ah, yes, the "civilisation ends at the M25" londonism +< Penfold> it does. the argument is about whether you approach from + outside or inside :D +% +< Obormot> You know what, every additional answer just makes me want to ask + more (and increasingly horrified) questions, so I will take your + word for it +% +< mauke> In Poland we say "poszatkować", which means the thing that happens + to your mouth when you try to say it. +% +< thrig> maybe Theseus liked eating string candy +< mst> cursed AO3 thread titles: "Is Theseus the original ship?" +< huf> i ship theseus with its past selves in an omnidimensional orgy +< thrig> none of that was in the version of Ancillary Justice that I read +% +< erry> sometimes the games just give you an impossible hand +< erry> just like in real life +< Kassandry> Impossible hand sounds like a superhero name. +< mst> or a combination yoga pose and masturbation technique +% +< Obormot> 'Under orders of the State Media Oversight Committee, + the next edition of "War and Peace" will be retitled + "Special Operation and Treason."' +% +< erry> i don't care for the coronation but i do care for having tomorrow off +< erry> can we just coronate someone every week +< erry> maybe they should coronate the curernt conservative pm.. I mean that'd + be scary but we'd have a lot of days off given how long those last +% +< nickb> Sap - gradually weaken or destroy (a person's strength or power). +% +< mst> I just read this so now you have to as well: "Migrating the data + took a week. The first issue was how large our database is: 40gb." +< joepie91> ah yes, one of those phrases that seems completely innocent + unless you understand the implication +% +< cat-xeger> my cat branch grows bi black polydactyl cats +< cat-xeger> big +% +< Kassandry> *raises water bottle* To being weird! +< cat-xeger> campai! +< Kassandry> *swigs* +< cat-xeger> <-- waves arm about, confuses cats +% +< mst> yeah, so materialise that data via WITH or a subselect +< Penfold> or a separate select, as we have the data in hand cause we just created the fucking rows +< Penfold> mmmmduh +< Penfold> BRB +% +< mst> Ada would have trouble outsmarting a rock +< Kassandry> She has. She whapped one with her paw and was surprised it hurt. +< Kassandry> And then whapped it again. Three times before she caught on. +< Kassandry> So yes, she's had problems outsmarting rocks. +% + "most women want andrew tate" my uterus has got its shotgun and + locked itself in its room +% + you, more smug than usual? that would be quite a thing :P +% + Watching Spongebob musical later this month in london :D :D + Can't wait + Who lurks in the memory under the C? SPONGEBOB SEGV +% +< mst> ... oh for crying out loud, it's the blowjobs spambots again +< mst> cunts. +< mst> (well, ok, slightly inaccurate, I'm sure the fucktards running + them have neither the warmth nor the depth ...) +% + well that was fun, let's not do that again +% +Thus mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what +we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. + -- Bertrand Russell +% +< nox> How do you call a genderfluid person who is lactose intolerant? +< nox> Non buy-dairy +% +< cat-xeger> a friend misread terciel as tactical. I like the idea of + tactical cat cuddles +% +< erry> oh wtf is going on +< erry> that looks like chatGPT had a seizure and then wrote code +< mst> well, yeah, but other than it being python? +< erry> oh shut up :D +% +< erry> i wish i could clone myself +< erry> but then I'd have to deal with my clones +< erry> I no longer wish I could clone myself +% +< Kassandry> *vrrrrrrm* +< erry> yes, that is the sound of over-caffeinated erry +< Kassandry> Like a gnome set on vibrate. +% + why don't washing machines have an 'incinerate' option + because you'd select it by mistake +% +< Kassandry> Nobody wants commander? That'll disappoint Riker fans. +< mst> now I have a mental image of Will Riker biting Secret Service agents +< Kassandry> I think he would, especially during jamaharon. +< mst> [[ominous horga'hn music]] +% + * Penfold buys an MDF laser flatbed cutter. go me. +< Penfold> Caution: do not look into laser with remaining eye. +% +< erry> if i dont beat myself up, someone else will +< erry> and it'll be worse +< sungo> get a magic marker, draw a penis on your forehead. then you and + everyone else are done with the shaming +% +< alethkit> "No one has ever been eaten by their pet knife" +% +13:01 < Zr40> the desk frame made it upstairs. Next, the surface +13:14 < Zr40> reassembly time! +13:38 < Zr40> You found loot: 1x Toe Cramp +13:38 < Zr40> ow +% +< erry> sounds like some sensible economics +< erry> capitalism means chart keep going up forever + * xiaomiao looks at average temperature +< xiaomiao> welp, can't deny the capitalism +% + * Leolo curses at his faulty UPS +< LeoNerd> Is it an Unhelpful Power Supply? +% +< mst> I don't think 'insane' has ever stopped any of us +< sungo> of course not. but I think it's at least important to give a + knowing nod to the insanity on the way past to make it clear we + understand each other +% +< cat-xeger> <-- tries opening one eye at a time +< cat-xeger> ... loses count +% +< Mithaldu> the most potent english weapon is the cuisine +< Mithaldu> also shoddy construction standards +% + Yes, devs, when you use your words, I can get you what you want. +% +< Kassandry> I love how RDS hangs and cloudwatch alarms mean nothing and I + can't ssh into the server and fix it so yay $255/hr support + when we get it approved. +< Kassandry> Goatfucker. +% + Sorry lost my phone under a cat +% +< TrueWolves> I can write in a sub-2 font size. +< cat-xeger> can you read it? +% + yet again i'm like mx paranoid +% +< erry> my rolling wardrobe doors are slightly out of place but i can't fix it +< erry> so probably they're going to fall put and kill me in my sleep +< Kassandry> erry: Got really kinky, eh? Broke wardrobe doors. +< erry> i was careless when coming out of the closet. +% +< kraih> at this point i spend like half my working day in video calls :S +< mst> oh, right, you've reached -that- level of seniority +< mst> congratumiserations on your career progression +< kraih> *sob* +% +< erry> Erry has the following attacks: depression, anxiety, cry, code +% + What do a man who's had a vasectomy and a Christmas tree have in common? + Decorative balls. + Not just decorative, I reclaim the protein and feast upon it, absorbing + the many potential babies, it's why I can't visit Alabama anymore...