X-Git-Url: http://git.shadowcat.co.uk/gitweb/gitweb.cgi?a=blobdiff_plain;f=quotefile;h=a1b2c44f2d1b4b22a108730abe8260b57da263a5;hb=e9d3e1a0e7ce3211797f289012e9dc06483ed544;hp=0b88e7d27f89fcaef96263dc357a5eb917e92ab0;hpb=0f30253f4955f3c791e573ac0b80b5534a9246de;p=scpubgit%2Fmst-quotefile.git diff --git a/quotefile b/quotefile index 0b88e7d..a1b2c44 100644 --- a/quotefile +++ b/quotefile @@ -14909,3 +14909,72 @@ Guns 'n Roses logo but it said "Guns 'n Butter". :) < pndc> Some of us gain tact and manners in our dotage. < pndc> For example, I politely informed a crypto recruiter I was not interested and left it at that without even using four-letter words. +% +< phaylon> truth of the day: vegan salami counts as salad +% +< sobel> i used to get bank holidays off, then i took an arrow to the knee +% +< mst> cat-xeger: metaphorically, yes, very much +< mst> cat-xeger: literally? not with a borrowed cock. +< cat-xeger> That's infinitely funnier when I think of it as some poor, + scrawny, borrowed rooster. +% +< alh> mst: You're far too kind +< mst> alh: not something I get accused of often :D +< alh> A part of me did die inside while typing that +% +< mst> plicease: "I've gone blind, Arthur!" "No you haven't, you're + wearing your peril sensitive sunglasses and it's 2022" +< thrig> perl sensitive sunglasses might be reasonable +% +< two2thehead> By legalizing Cannabis and same-sex marriage we finally + interpreted the bible correctly +< two2thehead> "A man who lays with another man should be stoned" +% +< revhippie> It's the Gordon Ramsay of code review? +< TieUpYourCamel> well yeah except Gordon Ramsay doesn't do "gentle" +< thrig> paging Dr. mst paging Dr. mst code to review +% +< Altreus> this is so weird ... does this just not work or something +< thrig> a) firewall b) proxy c) other +< Altreus> literally just installed it on my digital ocean +< thrig> c) cloud d) other +% +21:42 < cat-xeger> I'm sure there are better things in this world than a comfy + heated chair and a purring cat, but... can't think of any +[...] +22:24 < cat-xeger> different, more demanding cat, same setup +% +< zelest> the "h" in "system development" stands for happiness +% +< nox> mst: Do you have weird people with sticks, who pretend they can + find water sources with them? +< mst> nox: ohhh, dowsing rods +< nox> mst: This thread has people using dowsing rods to find gas pipes +% +< ilmari> I'm going to bruges with some friends of mine in november, and + they're planning on getting the 08:16 eurostar +< ilmari> I might just get the 18:04 the day before … +< DrHyde> hours with a zero in them just shouldn't be allowed. +% +< mst> mostly I refer to en_US as either 'English (rebellious colonial)' + or 'English (but afraid of the letter u)' +< Myon> 'English (center of the world)' and 'English (centre of the world)' +< Berge> "English (favourite language)", "English (favorite language)" +% +< mst> but also this is the spirit of perl +< mst> if we hadn't already decided we could live with that trade-off, + why the fuck are we even here? :D +< ether> habit +% +< kerio> [patrik]: i was thinking of occasionally selecting a field or two + and inserting and reading back 500mb of json blob +< [patrik]> 500mb of json seems to be a broken design. whats in that json? +< rk4> pain +% +< zelest> Me and the lady booked a cabin like that going from Berlin to Sweden +< zelest> The train boards a ship and goes by sea to Sweden +< zelest> So.. I've literally had sex on a train AND a boat at the same time! +< zelest> #weirdflex +% + "slept" like crap last night... was also a cat highway