X-Git-Url: http://git.shadowcat.co.uk/gitweb/gitweb.cgi?a=blobdiff_plain;f=quotefile;h=65a0d5d622ca6bd8ffe9e190045e4434518139fb;hb=8fd0bbee172907a106241098e1aa4df5a1966be3;hp=9020c63a269db96e4ab086577ae292005aa9ce5b;hpb=ee38e61ee13b12e05517cea0d493266ac38c7e62;p=scpubgit%2Fmst-quotefile.git diff --git a/quotefile b/quotefile index 9020c63..65a0d5d 100644 --- a/quotefile +++ b/quotefile @@ -15017,3 +15017,173 @@ Guns 'n Roses logo but it said "Guns 'n Butter". :) Your fingers are too fat to use this site. Get a PC % < buu> Cats have boundaries and dogs have codependence +% +< mst> did you know: there is an RFC for transmitting SOAP over SMTP +< Zr40> mst: I did not want to know that +< sobel> mst: I did not want to know that +< mst> neither did I, which is why I obviously had to share. +% +< LeoNerd> Currently, the Voyager 1 space probe is over 14 billion miles + away from Earth, receding at a speed of 38 thousand miles per + hour, and I for one don't blame it +% + i've been in the UK for over 10 years now + do i get cake + at this stage if ther's a celebratory cake for living in the uk + it's probably upside down and on fire +% +-!- Blue-Maned_Hawk [~Thunderbi@2600:1700:e4c0:9ea0::518] has quit [Quit: + why do we call it oven when of in cold the food of out hot eat the food] +% + I've been bouncing between projects at work because they are pure + calcified snot at moving on anything. +% + at some point a friend tried to describe me succinctly, and i + don't remember her description, but i remember my correction: i + just have a way of stating the obvious in such a way as to annoy + you the most +% +Coffee FIRST. Plug in the cat. Read the daily hatemail. +Despair for the future of humanity. Buy Whiskey. + -- from @Stonekettle's twitter bio +% +< Su-Shee> sorry for my weird typos, german and english kezboard +% +< kd> there's a comment in the code saying the work was abandoned due to + oracle 8 in 2004 +< mst> kd: there is still code in DBIC to rewrite JOIN stuff to oracle 8 +< kd> I'll be in my bunk +% +< mst> the inside of my head is usually far more interesting than other + people even when sober, so, sure :D +< erry> mst: i'm sure "interesting" is one word for it.. +% + * mst tries to keep his drinking to a reasonable-ish level +< mst> after all, both my parents died of lung cancer, I've got a family + tradition to keep up +< alh> Your realize your lungs aren't in your hips, right? +% + Reminds me of the time another student complained about being + graded on a curve, and the teacher said "We're grading on a + curve because the only one who would have passed is Lacey" +% +< simcop2387> i cannot think of anything more appropriate. + https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-63423811 +< Paper> Link title(s): [ Piet Mondrian artwork displayed upside down for + 75 years - BBC News ] +% +< Rosemary> A few years back a python escaped two streets away from here and + the owner was just like "keep your cats indoors but honestly it'll + have just curled up somewhere, it's too cold for it" and sure + enough it showed up three gardens down the street. +% +< sobel> no really, you wanted php to run client side too + * sobel takes an antacid +% + testosterone implies the existence of stagingosterone and prodtosterone +% +< mst> we already said don't do that +< PapaChub> As a wise person once said: "learning crazy shit is fine by me" +< mst> don't accuse me of being wise +< mst> I'm just a madman with a box +% +< dmq> leonerd: when i first read your message i thought you said + "midevil" instead of "nontrivial". :-) +< LeoNerd> dmq: You know me, why would I pick the *mid* evil? Go full + evil or go home :P +% +< rmmh> "School fined after pupil suffers 'terrible burns' and loses 8 + fingers after trying to make cast of her hands with plaster of + paris" what's in the box? pain +5 +< sobel> i don't really want to be up but here i am +< sobel> bed was warm and i was under a cat but he decided it was time + for breakfast +< sobel> i don't make the rules around here, i just pay the bills +% + * Altreus starts a fire +< Altreus> not that I'm any good at it. Fucking burn +< Altreus> I dunno how the fuck people burn their houses down with a cigarette + when I can't make shit burn that's designed to fucking burn +% +< erry> i'm not good at computers +< mst> well, yeah, you only spent a year working for me, I had limited + time to train you up +< erry> :P +% +-!- Netsplit over +< mst> fuck's sake. sorry about that. thought I'd got it bolted back together +< LeoNerd> Ahyes, I've had bolts like that... +< simcop2387> self sealing stem bolts? +% + speaking of names, some times people think it's pronounced like 'eerie' + very eerie, much enby, such blob, wow + it's pronounced like 'error', of course + that's why my slack 'job title' is 'internal server erry' +% +< ether> the cat just came and gave me a headbonk, and she smells like bacon +% +< Altreus> Every extra dot is an extra is +< Altreus> That's an ellipsisis +< mst> wut +< Altreus> Ellipsis is 3 dots and that's 4 so it's an ellipsisis +% +< mst> I was a founding hackspace member because it seemed like a cool idea + ... but then never showed up because frankly I'd've just been underfoot +< LeoNerd> One of our founders was quite similar +< LeoNerd> He then moved to California and we didn't notice for quite a while +% +< Mithaldu> i feel like i'm having to explain a magic trick to a dog +% + * ilmari hears lots of honking outside, looks at sportsball results +< ilmari> ah, morocco beat spain 3-0 on penalties +% +< mst> perl lets you do stuff simply and that's Not Wrong +< mst> but it also gives you a fuckload of extra power if you want it +< mst> that's the aesthetic :D +< thrig> swiss army footgun +% +* pedja wonders how long until "we travel back in time to steal satoshi's + btc stash" heist movie +< mst> pedja: given the state of the crypto industry presumably that would + mean building a reTARDIS ? +% +< mst> I hate CDATA so much +< huf> it's really great for incompetent php programmers when they cant + write escaping correctly +< huf> CDATA gives them false hope +% +* erry gets under electric blanket tho + hey. I grabbed the jumper. + that means it's actually cold :D + yeah that must mean it's like -40 there +% +15:38 AERGH +15:38 arghhhhhhhhhhh +15:41 argh argh argh argh argh argh +% +< mst> vms14: that's what try/catch is for +< vms14> I'd say a warning would be enough +< thrig> and then noise and then 2>/dev/null and then a critical bug gets + missed and Amazon Payments went down +% +< LeoNerd> I wonder about the other kinds of kebabs... blitzen kebab, + prancer kebab, ... +< thrig> time to rein in that imagination +% + them: The cats have sodding dropped slugs on my bare chest before + me: Bet that left you feeling salty + cats always know too much. + also, yeah, helps to get a grip. +% +< thrig> peace sells, but who is dying? +< vms14> thrig: the one who gets his code mantained by mst +< vms14> he will come with his captured rats to devour you +< vms14> you're lucky cause you'll just make more rat juice +% +< perigrin> and the rats weren't captured, they came willingly ... he rescued + them from toke.c ... they were afraid of gnawing their way out + because even rats aren't sure what happens if you make changes to + perl's tokenizer. +% +< thrig> := temporary ::= super temporary :::= temporary and eject warp core