X-Git-Url: http://git.shadowcat.co.uk/gitweb/gitweb.cgi?a=blobdiff_plain;f=quotefile;h=5a4c706657148a1c12172cabc7b990cfa9e8a51e;hb=d72314b25bf4c65afc20505662475d3ed534195b;hp=2f0c9807ccdebd3e3d8bbbe953841fbca35fdb0b;hpb=5c82e87d18222f08af99434c4905e99d1c2ef246;p=scpubgit%2Fmst-quotefile.git diff --git a/quotefile b/quotefile index 2f0c980..5a4c706 100644 --- a/quotefile +++ b/quotefile @@ -14578,3 +14578,125 @@ anime villain giving a long winded monologue? % < phaylon> the building I grew up with was originally accidentally built without toilets in 1923 +% +<+wodencafe> Don't worry, I'm laughing at you, not with you. +% +< sobel> learning to work with the tools now baked into modern languages + has been super interesting to me. i'm receptive to gripes about + 'automagic' languages but making sand produce computation is + already sufficient magic to me +% + damnit where is my awake + beats me + if you find it let me know if mine is also there +% + * TBSliver was pinged... *sees Oracle mentioned* Nope. Nope nope nope +% +< mst> > "Look I know I'm wrong but every time I hear the word "gastropub" a + little voice in my head immediately whispers "...pub for snails" +< LeoNerd> If a gastropub had little covid-safe eating booths for every + customer, could you call those gastropods? +% +< LeoNerd> Oh boo.. I fixed that bug but forgot to work in a reference to + "self-sealing stem bolts" in the comments +% + but i feel bad about it + yes, well, that happens no matter what + "roll a d6 on the anxietying erry table" + *rolls a nat 20 on a d6* +% +< LeoNerd> Personal update: My leg operation actually happened, finally. +< mst> LeoNerd: is it still attached? +< LeoNerd> I guess so. I mean, I can wiggle my toes and see them +< LeoNerd> So either that, or your Object::Remote has gained new abilities ;) +% +< ether> so my husband and I have decided we don't want children. +< ether> we'll be telling them tonight. +% +No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here +Mostly embarrassing deeds, as a matter of fact +% +< neilb> p5p's law: "it's a bit more weird and twisted than you might + imagine, even when you take into account p5p's law" +% +< [Tux]> sudo cpupower frequency-set -g performance ; make -j8 +< ilmari> TIL cpupower. I've just been fiddling about in + /sys/devices/system/cpu/cpufreq/ like some kind of caveman +% +< ilmari> try and avoid imagining extra problems that don't exist - + programming is hard enough when you only have to deal with the + real ones. +< ilmari> Step back. Explain what you're trying to achieve. +% +< sungo> you know, the thing I want right now is an aerosol version of + the vaccine. then i want to hire all those assholes that + non-consensually spray me with cologne at the mall or wherever, + stock them with the aersol vaccine and let them loose in crowds +% +< sungo> right now I kinda want to murder things. well, more than usual. +% +< sobel> definitely gonna stop that malicious curl traffic by threatening the + author of a world-famous http util. it literally pulls the cat right + back into the bag, amazing. +< sobel> my actual cat said raow right after i sent that +% +< k-man> i wish there was a wwmstdo function +< k-man> what would mst do +< k-man> you input a cpan module, and it outputs what mst would use instead +% + Fucking mornings. I have so much adrenaline going through me + I swear if I sneeze Vulcans are going to land in Montana + asking "That was most fascinating. Humans got a warp core + faster than we thought." +% +< Hecate> love my db admin +< Hecate> > but technically, for my part, the app is doing the + ratelimiting on the db. by crashing, which is bad, but my + precious db is ok ! :) +% +< perigrin> asynchronous programming, Three most common problems: + caching, fenceposts, naming things (including verbs) +% + Anyway after that our PM told them to calm the fuck down and to + make a ticket and prioritise it + Suddenly it's not a "do it yesterday" emergency + it talks to the product manager or it gets the hose +% + * LeoNerd mildly amused there's a debian package called wbritish-insane +% +< sobel> i'm so over it. i used to try to make jokes like, "i could hire + better coders at Build-a-Bear workshop" but THEY'RE NOT FUNNY +% +< random> I am having a day of Pol WTF Did You DO? +< random> (Disney Plus doesn't work on the wifi) +< random> ...if my wifi is somehow bouncing through Hetzner... +% +< cat-xeger> bad day. no biscuits. +-!- LeoNerd [~leo@genoa.dictatorshipcake.co.uk] has joined #chat +< LeoNerd> \o/ I return + * cat-xeger drops teh bin of biscuits on leonerd's toes +% +< phaylon> mst: je m'appelle phaylon, je suis un fromage <- all I got left +% +< cat-xeger> welp... I just caused the marketing rep's brain/script to go boom +< cat-xeger> "could you answer just with a letter which range you and your + spouses combined salary are in?" "my spouse is dead" +% +-!- TorgoX [~torgo@S010610561194533f.ed.shawcable.net] has joined #perl +< TorgoX> FROZEN PIPE woooo-hoooooo! +< TorgoX> And I don't mean the thing from when you close a channel from + my $DONGS, "-|", "ls", "--sort=size" too early +% +When my friend was getting his degree in Economics he said that someone +had made a graffiti on one of the desks in the lecture hall that was the +Guns 'n Roses logo but it said "Guns 'n Butter". :) + -- @WhippleMarc +% +< TrueWolves> The best part of computers is they do exactly what they've + been told. The worst part of computers is they do exactly + what they've been told, and you're not always the one + they're listening to. +% +< sobel> claims of a new "roaring twenties" seem to be greatly exaggerated +< sungo> we assumed that we humans would be doing the roaring. if you're + a coronavirus, this decade fucking rules