X-Git-Url: http://git.shadowcat.co.uk/gitweb/gitweb.cgi?a=blobdiff_plain;f=quotefile;h=4a7efcfcff76881e3565476270037d919957bb4c;hb=813a0d29a648b032819deefd33e02461750b36cb;hp=6b2fbeff3717a0bb85383112bb39880f4be0a753;hpb=0f49223895c9edd76c182e8ae6050f08e401f92c;p=scpubgit%2Fmst-quotefile.git diff --git a/quotefile b/quotefile index 6b2fbef..4a7efcf 100644 --- a/quotefile +++ b/quotefile @@ -14403,3 +14403,352 @@ anime villain giving a long winded monologue? <+fChanX> \( v_v)/<("Moonlight.") <+fChanX> ("Good times.")>\(v_v )/ <+fChanX> (~ =_=)~<("Boogie...") +% +< fizzie> Also, `cat <(cat)` prints "cat: -: Input/output error" which I + don't want to think about at all. Some kind of Lovecraftian + file descriptor tangle. +% +< mst> my $data = do try { ... } catch ($e) { ... }; +< Altreus> do try, there's a good chap +< LeoNerd> do try, my old boy +< Altreus> bravo old bean +% +< LeoNerd> Actually, my substance of choice today appears to be the rum + and orange [yes, in that order] marmalade a friend of mine made +% + *sniff sniff sniff sniff disgusted chirrup* + Told you it was tacos, cat. +% +< feep> god damn it, fallout 4 survival no stealth is such bullshit, but + I keep going back to it! :V +< feep> last game I was literally killed by a fly. +< pompolic> unintentional pacifist run: couldn't hurt a fly +% +< gwern> inside you there are _n_ conflict/mistake theorists. political + physicists are still working out the details of the constituent + 'quant' particles, but have given them names like 'strange' 'up' + down' 'left' 'right' 'tankie' etc +% +< [itchyjunk]> loss is all over the place, something must be really wrong +< mst> [itchyjunk]: maybe you configured it to output low res .jpg ? +< feep> is this gradient +< RiversHaveWings> ...someone should take the spatial gradient of loss.jpg lol +% +< kiboneu> i want a cyber bar / cafe. the world hasn't delivered yet +< rmmh> what is a cyber bar +< rmmh> you go there, order a drink, and then sext with an AI? +% +< placeb0> speaking of social interaction has anyone else had an issue + with handshakes post COVID-19? +< tepozoa> no, I still lick the back of their hand to establish dominance. + not much has changed, just have to pull down my mask first +% +<+kurahaupo> so why pick on Australia? +< mst> (1) mentioning Australia Day was kind of a clue +< mst> (2) because placeb0 is part emu and therefore your sworn enemy +<+kurahaupo> AAAAAAARGH! EMU! +% +< mst> LeoNerd: always good to be specific about how to enter your sub +< LeoNerd> Hrm.. well this is more about how you leave ;) +< mst> :void :scalar :list :fakephonenumber +< LeoNerd> :ghost +% +< Kobaz> Possible precedence issue with control flow operator at + /usr/local/library/perl/UpgradeUtils.pm line 802. +< mst> Kobaz: vaguecat +< Kobaz> i know, sorry +% + ooh + i get why they make those foldable 2 screen phones + so that you can play both pokemon go and the new pikmin version of + it at once +% +< gwern> (an apt example of muphry's law: any complaint about typos or + grammar errors will itself be erroneous.) +% + "please turn off your video before you stick that swab up your + nostril" is not a phrase I thought I'd ever say but here we are +% + Reminds me that I probably need to put away my I LOVE ANAL lighter + before my mum comes to visit again +% +< jnap> look what you did mst, I promised myself a nap and now I'm + reading a dissertation +% +< sobel> i'm so congested alexa didn't understand me +< sobel> really, it's my kid's AI, i only ever say "computer STOP" + because her alarm goes off incessantly +< sobel> but today it wouldn't seem to understand my saying, "cob puter stob" +% +< Dom> I had an email a few days ago to say I had new message(s) in my + inbox. I logged in and there was no inbox. +< Dom> I logged in again today and it said I had 1 new message(s). I read + *both* of them and now I have -1 remaining. +% +< alh> Don't hold your breath +< mst> if I was going to asphyxiate somebody to make this feature happen it + wouldn't be -me- I'd choose, no. +< alh> I'm not fully aware of your ... proclivities +% + someone told him perl was crusty and now that's a fact for him + like, shit mang. don't tell anyone how old unix is. + gonna be hell to pay when they find out we made all the machines + out of fucking beach sand +% +< revhippie> > ALLOW_INVALID_DATES may be useful for Web applications that + obtain year, month, and day in three different fields and store + exactly what the user inserted, without date validation. +< revhippie> well, that's handy, mysql. "this is intended to support garbage." +% +< shaldannon> what they say about California ... "where the earth moves + and the traffic doesn't" +% +-!- sobel [~matt@66.219.34.76] has joined #chat +< sobel> welp, there goes the neighborhood +< phaylon> it sometimes already feels like eli roth directed an episode + of sesame street, so not sure we'll notice :) +% +< gwern> ... oh geez, he just died, so emailing him is definitely out of + the question +% +<+wodencafe> throw new AssertionError("No + java.nio.charset.StandardCharsets instances for you!"); +<+wodencafe> This is actually in the standard library. Hooligans. +% +< ragingrobot> aol: "yo, what's up?" "asl" "i'm so fucked today, my dog got + hit by a truck" "asl" "tomorrow i may die of cancer" "asl" +< audio> 18/f/cali ;) +< ragingrobot> irl: that translates to 65/m/alabama +% +< quanticle> who serves dinner parties with actual linen napkins anymore? +< catern> as a millenial I prefer paper towels +< mst> catern: I guess it would feel bad if the place settings were less + disposable than you are, sure +% +< mst> "what's the difference between america and yoghurt?" "if you leave + yoghurt on its own for long enough, eventually it develops a culture" +< quanticle> I mean, tbf, that's a difference between America and *milk* +< quanticle> Once it develops the culture, it's yogurt +% +< xiaomiao> friesisch? +< sobel> esperanto, lojban +< xiaomiao> it made more sense in the original klingon +% +< ether> I hear IKEA's CEO was elected prime minister of Sweden. He's + now busy assembling his cabinet. +% + I didn't want to have a go at him but also "FFS, kid" + yes, that + my god are we becoming responsible elders or something + what a terrifying thought +% +< feepbot> https://twitter.com/CatWorkers/status/1458441028013371397 +< |dbotdan> cats with jobs (@CatWorkers, 2021-11-10 14:26) Images: + https://nitter.skrep.in/pic/media%2FFD1sXR3XIAYqev-.jpg + (description: a cat with a sign on its back; confidence: 0.48) +% +< Kassandry> Push them off a balcony into a pool of alligators? +< sungo> at the time, yeah that was a possiblity. the second floor fire + escape that we all used to avoid walking past the project + managers, at the time, was directly over animal infested swamps +% + 2 aroaces sitting in a tree; H E L P U S W E C A N T G E T D O W N +% +< velix> oh dear, pg_receivewal needs replication sluts +< velix> slots! +< mst> .oO "promiscuous replication" +< davidfetter> I guess they're always in a dtf state +% +< velix> The left-overs from the vietnamese guy are tasty. +< velix> Wait, that sounds crazy. +-!- velix is now known as vorelix +% +-!- GeekRuthie has joined #chat + * GeekRuthie finds her way back in. + * GeekRuthie hunts for something to blame on pirateFinn. +< pirateFinn> Oh no what did I forget I did now +% +< ragingrobot> brb makin myself a raktajino +<+bin> whats your raktajino recipe, ragingrobot +< ragingrobot> bin: I try to keep it simple: espresso, cinnamon, cardamom +< ragingrobot> and maybe a little whiskey for an O'Brien raktajino :) +% +< mst> I quite like sticking a half scoop of chocolate ice cream into coffee +<+She> mst: We call this mixture "affrontgato". +% +< phaylon> the building I grew up with was originally accidentally built + without toilets in 1923 +% +<+wodencafe> Don't worry, I'm laughing at you, not with you. +% +< sobel> learning to work with the tools now baked into modern languages + has been super interesting to me. i'm receptive to gripes about + 'automagic' languages but making sand produce computation is + already sufficient magic to me +% + damnit where is my awake + beats me + if you find it let me know if mine is also there +% + * TBSliver was pinged... *sees Oracle mentioned* Nope. Nope nope nope +% +< mst> > "Look I know I'm wrong but every time I hear the word "gastropub" a + little voice in my head immediately whispers "...pub for snails" +< LeoNerd> If a gastropub had little covid-safe eating booths for every + customer, could you call those gastropods? +% +< LeoNerd> Oh boo.. I fixed that bug but forgot to work in a reference to + "self-sealing stem bolts" in the comments +% + but i feel bad about it + yes, well, that happens no matter what + "roll a d6 on the anxietying erry table" + *rolls a nat 20 on a d6* +% +< LeoNerd> Personal update: My leg operation actually happened, finally. +< mst> LeoNerd: is it still attached? +< LeoNerd> I guess so. I mean, I can wiggle my toes and see them +< LeoNerd> So either that, or your Object::Remote has gained new abilities ;) +% +< ether> so my husband and I have decided we don't want children. +< ether> we'll be telling them tonight. +% +No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here +Mostly embarrassing deeds, as a matter of fact +% +< neilb> p5p's law: "it's a bit more weird and twisted than you might + imagine, even when you take into account p5p's law" +% +< [Tux]> sudo cpupower frequency-set -g performance ; make -j8 +< ilmari> TIL cpupower. I've just been fiddling about in + /sys/devices/system/cpu/cpufreq/ like some kind of caveman +% +< ilmari> try and avoid imagining extra problems that don't exist - + programming is hard enough when you only have to deal with the + real ones. +< ilmari> Step back. Explain what you're trying to achieve. +% +< sungo> you know, the thing I want right now is an aerosol version of + the vaccine. then i want to hire all those assholes that + non-consensually spray me with cologne at the mall or wherever, + stock them with the aersol vaccine and let them loose in crowds +% +< sungo> right now I kinda want to murder things. well, more than usual. +% +< sobel> definitely gonna stop that malicious curl traffic by threatening the + author of a world-famous http util. it literally pulls the cat right + back into the bag, amazing. +< sobel> my actual cat said raow right after i sent that +% +< k-man> i wish there was a wwmstdo function +< k-man> what would mst do +< k-man> you input a cpan module, and it outputs what mst would use instead +% + Fucking mornings. I have so much adrenaline going through me + I swear if I sneeze Vulcans are going to land in Montana + asking "That was most fascinating. Humans got a warp core + faster than we thought." +% +< Hecate> love my db admin +< Hecate> > but technically, for my part, the app is doing the + ratelimiting on the db. by crashing, which is bad, but my + precious db is ok ! :) +% +< perigrin> asynchronous programming, Three most common problems: + caching, fenceposts, naming things (including verbs) +% + Anyway after that our PM told them to calm the fuck down and to + make a ticket and prioritise it + Suddenly it's not a "do it yesterday" emergency + it talks to the product manager or it gets the hose +% + * LeoNerd mildly amused there's a debian package called wbritish-insane +% +< sobel> i'm so over it. i used to try to make jokes like, "i could hire + better coders at Build-a-Bear workshop" but THEY'RE NOT FUNNY +% +< random> I am having a day of Pol WTF Did You DO? +< random> (Disney Plus doesn't work on the wifi) +< random> ...if my wifi is somehow bouncing through Hetzner... +% +< cat-xeger> bad day. no biscuits. +-!- LeoNerd [~leo@genoa.dictatorshipcake.co.uk] has joined #chat +< LeoNerd> \o/ I return + * cat-xeger drops teh bin of biscuits on leonerd's toes +% +< phaylon> mst: je m'appelle phaylon, je suis un fromage <- all I got left +% +< cat-xeger> welp... I just caused the marketing rep's brain/script to go boom +< cat-xeger> "could you answer just with a letter which range you and your + spouses combined salary are in?" "my spouse is dead" +% +-!- TorgoX [~torgo@S010610561194533f.ed.shawcable.net] has joined #perl +< TorgoX> FROZEN PIPE woooo-hoooooo! +< TorgoX> And I don't mean the thing from when you close a channel from + my $DONGS, "-|", "ls", "--sort=size" too early +% +When my friend was getting his degree in Economics he said that someone +had made a graffiti on one of the desks in the lecture hall that was the +Guns 'n Roses logo but it said "Guns 'n Butter". :) + -- @WhippleMarc +% +< TrueWolves> The best part of computers is they do exactly what they've + been told. The worst part of computers is they do exactly + what they've been told, and you're not always the one + they're listening to. +% +< sobel> claims of a new "roaring twenties" seem to be greatly exaggerated +< sungo> we assumed that we humans would be doing the roaring. if you're + a coronavirus, this decade fucking rules +% +< ilmari> we were talking about HTTP GET with a body the other day. today + I discovered an API that uses DELETE with a body! +< mst> ilmari: WHAT +< mst> ilmari: *WHAT* +% +< Altreus> thank you for loosening that rope before I kicked the chair away +< mst> de rien +< mst> I'm sure you'll come in handy for -something- later +< Altreus> Bring seasoning +% +< sobel> i had a very unusual thing happen to me this morning. my stereo + remote ran its batteries dead. they usually get lost or the + equipment is outdated or failed first. +5 +< cd> I turn 45 in just over two weeks, how did I manage to survive this long? +< ccooke> cd: Spite? +< cd> but I'm too lazy to be spiteful... +< ccooke> Did I say it was *your* spite? +% +< Dom> I remember when we had just completed moving a load of kit from + the datacentre in Chelmsford to the one in Hemel Hempstead and + were happy that it had gone live without a hitch. +< Dom> That was the day before the Buncefield storage depot blew up. +% +-!- LeoNerd [~leo@jaffa.dictatorshipcake.co.uk] has joined #io-async +< LeoNerd> A new cake +< LeoNerd> (A good British jaffa cake, because it's now hosted in DO's + LON-1 dc, rather than genoa being in AMS) +% +< mst> oh for fuck's sake I typed 'gaurd clause' +< mst> welp, fuckit, close enough +< ether> better than gourd clause +< ether> where's your perl pumpkin now +% +< Altreus> The nice thing about Perl is that no matter how much effort + people put into protecting you from yourself, there's always a + way around it +< LeoNerd> Perl: Sufficient Rope +% +< PapuaHardyNet> man, child swapping sounds so wrong +< PapuaHardyNet> it reminds me of wife swapping +< mst> do not fuck the other person's child +< adiabatic> hey, it's not incest anymore, right? +% +-!- Irssi: Starting query in libera with jberger + FUCK YOU WITH A RAKE AND GROUND GLASS CHILLI LUBE + I mean, I guess I probably deserve it, but why? + oh, good, I -am- connected to libera again +% + the HR sent a test email of job change accidentally + anyway my job title is now ""