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 < kd> this is bad code, it's got cancer
 < kd> in fact it's so bad its cancer has got cancer
+%
+< gwern> a programmer goes to his psychiatrist. 'doc, I keep seeing giant
+         snakes in my dreams attacking me, do I have penis problems?
+         FREUD: "No, you just have Python dependency and migration problems.
+         I'm afraid psychoanalysis is powerless to help. That will be $120.
+%
+<erry> they have nitro cold brew in this wework
+<erry> i want to try that at some point
+<erry> they might have to remove me from the london eye when i climb it
+<erry> but that's a small sacrifice to make
+%
+< simcop2387> ok car names work too well when prefixed with "Anal". Ford: Anal
+              Explorer, Anal Focus, Anal Fiesta.  Dodge: Anal Charger, Anal
+              Challenger, Anal Avenger, Anal Ram.  Jeep: Anal Wrangler.
+< simcop2387> oh and Ford: Anal Probe
+%
+< pragma-> sticky headers and footers are kind of annoying
+< pragma-> especially the ones that appear only when you scroll up
+< thrig> there's a sticky header in irssi
+< LeoNerd> I had a sticky footer once...turned out someone had spilled treacle
+%
+< Altreus> Remember <noscript>? We should have that but for monitors.
+           <nomouse>Your fingers are too fat to use this site. Get a PC</>
+%
+< buu> Cats have boundaries and dogs have codependence
+%
+< mst> did you know: there is an RFC for transmitting SOAP over SMTP
+< Zr40> mst: I did not want to know that
+< sobel> mst: I did not want to know that
+< mst> neither did I, which is why I obviously had to share.
+%
+< LeoNerd> Currently, the Voyager 1 space probe is over 14 billion miles 
+           away from Earth, receding at a speed of 38 thousand miles per 
+           hour, and I for one don't blame it
+%
+<erry> i've been in the UK for over 10 years now
+<erry> do i get cake
+<erry> at this stage if ther's a celebratory cake for living in the uk 
+       it's probably upside down and on fire
+%
+-!- Blue-Maned_Hawk [~Thunderbi@2600:1700:e4c0:9ea0::518] has quit [Quit: 
+    why do we call it oven when of in cold the food of out hot eat the food]
+%
+<sevvie> I've been bouncing between projects at work because they are pure
+         calcified snot at moving on anything.
+%
+<sobel> at some point a friend tried to describe me succinctly, and i 
+        don't remember her description, but i remember my correction: i 
+        just have a way of stating the obvious in such a way as to annoy 
+        you the most
+%
+Coffee FIRST. Plug in the cat. Read the daily hatemail.
+Despair for the future of humanity. Buy Whiskey.
+  -- from @Stonekettle's twitter bio
+%
+< Su-Shee> sorry for my weird typos, german and english kezboard
+%
+< kd> there's a comment in the code saying the work was abandoned due to 
+      oracle 8 in 2004
+< mst> kd: there is still code in DBIC to rewrite JOIN stuff to oracle 8
+< kd> I'll be in my bunk
+%
+< mst> the inside of my head is usually far more interesting than other 
+       people even when sober, so, sure :D
+< erry> mst: i'm sure "interesting" is one word for it..
+%
+ * mst tries to keep his drinking to a reasonable-ish level
+< mst> after all, both my parents died of lung cancer, I've got a family 
+       tradition to keep up
+< alh> Your realize your lungs aren't in your hips, right?
+%
+<Kassandry> Reminds me of the time another student complained about being 
+            graded on a curve, and the teacher said "We're grading on a 
+            curve because the only one who would have passed is Lacey"
+%
+< simcop2387> i cannot think of anything more appropriate.  
+              https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-63423811
+< Paper> Link title(s): [ Piet Mondrian artwork displayed upside down for 
+         75 years - BBC News ]
+%
+< Rosemary> A few years back a python escaped two streets away from here and
+            the owner was just like "keep your cats indoors but honestly it'll
+            have just curled up somewhere, it's too cold for it" and sure
+            enough it showed up three gardens down the street.
+%
+< sobel> no really, you wanted php to run client side too
+ * sobel takes an antacid
+%
+<erry> testosterone implies the existence of stagingosterone and prodtosterone
+%
+< mst> we already said don't do that
+< PapaChub> As a wise person once said: "learning crazy shit is fine by me"
+< mst> don't accuse me of being wise
+< mst> I'm just a madman with a box
+%
+< dmq> leonerd: when i first read your message i thought you said 
+       "midevil" instead of "nontrivial". :-)
+< LeoNerd> dmq: You know me, why would I pick the *mid* evil? Go full 
+           evil or go home :P
+%
+< rmmh> "School fined after pupil suffers 'terrible burns' and loses 8 
+        fingers after trying to make cast of her hands with plaster of 
+        paris" what's in the box? pain
+5
+< sobel> i don't really want to be up but here i am
+< sobel> bed was warm and i was under a cat but he decided it was time 
+         for breakfast
+< sobel> i don't make the rules around here, i just pay the bills
+%
+ * Altreus starts a fire
+< Altreus> not that I'm any good at it. Fucking burn
+< Altreus> I dunno how the fuck people burn their houses down with a cigarette
+           when I can't make shit burn that's designed to fucking burn
+%
+< erry> i'm not good at computers
+< mst> well, yeah, you only spent a year working for me, I had limited 
+       time to train you up
+< erry> :P
+%
+-!- Netsplit over
+< mst> fuck's sake. sorry about that. thought I'd got it bolted back together
+< LeoNerd> Ahyes, I've had bolts like that... 
+< simcop2387> self sealing stem bolts?
+%
+<erry> speaking of names, some times people think it's pronounced like 'eerie'
+<erry> very eerie, much enby, such blob, wow
+<erry> it's pronounced like 'error', of course
+<erry> that's why my slack 'job title' is 'internal server erry'
+%
+< ether> the cat just came and gave me a headbonk, and she smells like bacon
+%
+< Altreus> Every extra dot is an extra is
+< Altreus> That's an ellipsisis
+< mst> wut
+< Altreus> Ellipsis is 3 dots and that's 4 so it's an ellipsisis
+%
+< mst> I was a founding hackspace member because it seemed like a cool idea
+       ... but then never showed up because frankly I'd've just been underfoot
+< LeoNerd> One of our founders was quite similar
+< LeoNerd> He then moved to California and we didn't notice for quite a while
+%
+< Mithaldu> i feel like i'm having to explain a magic trick to a dog
+%
+ * ilmari hears lots of honking outside, looks at sportsball results
+< ilmari> ah, morocco beat spain 3-0 on penalties
+%
+< mst> perl lets you do stuff simply and that's Not Wrong
+< mst> but it also gives you a fuckload of extra power if you want it
+< mst> that's the aesthetic :D
+< thrig> swiss army footgun
+%
+* pedja wonders how long until "we travel back in time to steal satoshi's
+        btc stash" heist movie
+< mst> pedja: given the state of the crypto industry presumably that would
+       mean building a reTARDIS ?
+%
+< mst> I hate CDATA so much
+< huf> it's really great for incompetent php programmers when they cant 
+       write escaping correctly
+< huf> CDATA gives them false hope
+%
+* erry gets under electric blanket tho
+<mst> hey. I grabbed the jumper.
+<mst> that means it's actually cold :D
+<erry> yeah that must mean it's like -40 there
+%
+15:38 <erry> AERGH
+15:38 <erry> arghhhhhhhhhhh
+15:41 <erry> argh argh argh argh argh argh
+%
+< mst> vms14: that's what try/catch is for
+< vms14> I'd say a warning would be enough
+< thrig> and then noise and then 2>/dev/null and then a critical bug gets 
+         missed and Amazon Payments went down
+%
+< LeoNerd> I wonder about the other kinds of kebabs... blitzen kebab, 
+           prancer kebab, ...
+< thrig> time to rein in that imagination