all like "well it has bright yellow danger stripes on it, what did
you think was going to happen?".. I sympathise with the cat. It
*could* have been delicious.. how would you know without trying it?
+%
+< feep> And the LORD spoke to them from a whirlwind, saying: "Fornicate
+ with female dogs, children of Israel, and acquire currency!"
+< feep> (This line was struck from later transcriptions.)
+%
+ * gwern squints as he decides on the subject for this paper. still hard to
+ believe 'sexology' is a real word and actually the name of the field
+%
+< nox> went shopping, bought myself a new perfume,
+< nox> remember when we joked that my haircut is femboy aesthetics?
+< nox> When I arrived home, I checked the perfume name,
+< nox> it's called "tomboy $something_i_dont_remember"
+%
+<nox> In other news I was listening to music and I turned my head to look at
+ my cat sleeping in the bedroom but I don’t have a cat anymore lolsob
+<nox> Fucking pets despawning
+<nox> Need to make themselves a better build or something, fucking casuals
+%
+< cat> Bah! Nothing scary about my house. Just me, being quiet and keeping
+ to myself, along with my six cats, five of them black ....
+< them> Cat, you're the scary thing in your house
+%
+<+perlbot> aquanight: Couldn't pastebin output
+< mst> oh, yeah, the eval to pastebin function is currently having a mardy
+< Altreus> ah, haven't heard the term mardy used for quite some time
+< Altreus> except by me but I don't listen to myself as you well know
+%
+< Altreus> ~==~ surely
+< Altreus> it looks like Wario's moustache
+< thrig> totoro operator when
+< Altreus> do not covet thy neighbour's operators
+%
+< thrig> eval: $_="catcat"; $re = qr/cat/; s/$re/mlatu/g; $_
+<+perlbot> thrig: mlatumlatu
+< mst> thrig: it's a mewt point?
+< thrig> four of the five ends are pointy
+%
+< Grinnz> myisam, aka "technically counts as a database engine"
+< Grinnz> in the same way kraft singles technically count as cheese product
+%
+< gordonfish> s/Has/Had/ # cat licking my arm
+%
+< Altreus> this pleases me: $ chsh -s csh
+< Grinnz> chsh -s csh shh
+< thrig> ba-doom csh
+%
+<+AbleBacon> thank you, windows defender, from heroically protecting my
+ computer from that EVIL open-source software
+< mst> I don't remember the last time it pointlessly blocked something
+< mst> ... which probably means I should double check it's still running
+%
+< gwern> 'take a drink everytime you think asuka is cute or a bitch; take
+ one everytime shinji is a pussy; and one everytime Misato does'
+ 'are you trying to kill me'
+%
+< Obormot> In WoW, druids can transform into cats... if you gave an actual
+ cat suitable controls, could it play a cat-form druid effectively
+< Obormot> (This idea inspired by our raid leader's cat walking across her
+ keyboard)
+%
+< XORXERY> Every brain is a varying collection of thought-terminating clichés.
+%
+< feep> I just wrote )))); in a bash script
+< feep> this is a clear sign that I have lost control of my life
+%
+< thrig> AOL CALLING
+< gordonfish-> WELCOME, YOU HAVE NEW SPAM
+%
+Why is it that whenever somebody is upset here they type like they're an
+anime villain giving a long winded monologue?
+ - @RealYungCripp on twitter
+%
+< aquanight> it occurs to me
+< aquanight> 45role-does.t#L58 that message should be reversed
+< aquanight> I might have been the idiot that wrote it
+%
+< cat-xeger> I'm still trying to wake up, find motivation, that sort of thing.
+< erry> cat-xeger: find / -name *motivation* ?
+< cat-xeger> $ locate motivation
+< cat-xeger> $
+%
+< xiaomiao> velix: tl;dr: 2021 ?
+< velix> No covid, just stupid idiots.
+< velix> Covid should have killed them, but covid was too busy
+%
+< phaylon> a more enthusiastic phaylon experience is available as DLC for a
+ monthly subscription fee
+%
+< LeoNerd> I found a segv case in pureperl today
+< LeoNerd> I'm four levels deep of trying to fix a problem, and managed
+ to segfault it :( this is an annoying distraction
+< Grinnz> ah, so you pulled a mst
+%
+< xocolatl> remember, the test does not end until you turn the ignition off.
+< zelest> noted :)
+< bomb> pull the handbrake while driving to impress the women nearby.
+< xocolatl> examiners LOVE donuts!
+%
+< cat-xeger> <-- sleep was too hot, too cold, too many cats, not enough cats,
+ too much moon, too much dreaming... generally, insufficient
+%
+<+wodencafe> Hypothetically, what is it?
+<+kPa> A string literal
+ * She literally strings up kPa.
+%
+< aquanight> what trash httpd doesn't put Last-Modified in their headers
+< aquanight> oh wait
+< aquanight> nvm it helps if I don't get 404d
+%
+< cjac> oh. the maintainer got back to me. maybe we'll get a build together.
+< Altreus> collaboration? ugh
+< Altreus> bit too close to actual socialising for my taste
+< thrig> vichy france also collaborated
+%
+< PapuaHardyNet> I read "tantric buddhism" as "tactical buddhism" and was
+ suddenly interested
+%
+< velix> kebaptime!!!!!!!!!!!!! nom nom nom
+< velix> oh god, my keyboard
+< velix> need to lick key
+< velix> d dddddd d g gggggggggg n
+%
+< mst> I mean, honestly, the rules here can be rounded off to "don't be so
+ obnoxious that even mst notices"
+< Altreus> Don't stoop lower than matt?
+< Altreus> Does that mean you're the dipstick?
+%
+< xenu> eval: say v112.101.110.105.115
+<+perlbot> xenu: penis
+%
+< Altreus> I'm gonna get complex statements in this code if it kills me :P
+< daemon> lets start a pool to see which of those happens first :DF
+%
+< gwern> this is how the world ends, isn't it. 'my, these are some
+ interesting slopes upward on the largest models'
+%
+< TorgoX> In the space of four years, a guy with a hazy background founded
+ a syncretic but often baffling religion. Oddly familiar.
+< TorgoX> IT'S A CINDERALLAH STORY, REALLY.
+%
+<+fChanX> ("Sunshine.")>\(v_v )/
+<+fChanX> \( v_v)/<("Moonlight.")
+<+fChanX> ("Good times.")>\(v_v )/
+<+fChanX> (~ =_=)~<("Boogie...")
+%
+< fizzie> Also, `cat <(cat)` prints "cat: -: Input/output error" which I
+ don't want to think about at all. Some kind of Lovecraftian
+ file descriptor tangle.
+%
+< mst> my $data = do try { ... } catch ($e) { ... };
+< Altreus> do try, there's a good chap
+< LeoNerd> do try, my old boy
+< Altreus> bravo old bean
+%
+< LeoNerd> Actually, my substance of choice today appears to be the rum
+ and orange [yes, in that order] marmalade a friend of mine made
+%
+<Kassandry> *sniff sniff sniff sniff disgusted chirrup*
+<Kassandry> Told you it was tacos, cat.
+%
+< feep> god damn it, fallout 4 survival no stealth is such bullshit, but
+ I keep going back to it! :V
+< feep> last game I was literally killed by a fly.
+< pompolic> unintentional pacifist run: couldn't hurt a fly
+%
+< gwern> inside you there are _n_ conflict/mistake theorists. political
+ physicists are still working out the details of the constituent
+ 'quant' particles, but have given them names like 'strange' 'up'
+ down' 'left' 'right' 'tankie' etc
+%
+< [itchyjunk]> loss is all over the place, something must be really wrong
+< mst> [itchyjunk]: maybe you configured it to output low res .jpg ?
+< feep> is this gradient
+< RiversHaveWings> ...someone should take the spatial gradient of loss.jpg lol
+%
+< kiboneu> i want a cyber bar / cafe. the world hasn't delivered yet
+< rmmh> what is a cyber bar
+< rmmh> you go there, order a drink, and then sext with an AI?
+%
+< placeb0> speaking of social interaction has anyone else had an issue
+ with handshakes post COVID-19?
+< tepozoa> no, I still lick the back of their hand to establish dominance.
+ not much has changed, just have to pull down my mask first
+%
+<+kurahaupo> so why pick on Australia?
+< mst> (1) mentioning Australia Day was kind of a clue
+< mst> (2) because placeb0 is part emu and therefore your sworn enemy
+<+kurahaupo> AAAAAAARGH! EMU!
+%
+< mst> LeoNerd: always good to be specific about how to enter your sub
+< LeoNerd> Hrm.. well this is more about how you leave ;)
+< mst> :void :scalar :list :fakephonenumber
+< LeoNerd> :ghost
+%
+< Kobaz> Possible precedence issue with control flow operator at
+ /usr/local/library/perl/UpgradeUtils.pm line 802.
+< mst> Kobaz: vaguecat
+< Kobaz> i know, sorry
+%
+<erry> ooh
+<erry> i get why they make those foldable 2 screen phones
+<erry> so that you can play both pokemon go and the new pikmin version of
+ it at once
+%
+< gwern> (an apt example of muphry's law: any complaint about typos or
+ grammar errors will itself be erroneous.)
+%
+<erry> "please turn off your video before you stick that swab up your
+ nostril" is not a phrase I thought I'd ever say but here we are
+%
+<nox> Reminds me that I probably need to put away my I LOVE ANAL lighter
+ before my mum comes to visit again
+%
+< jnap> look what you did mst, I promised myself a nap and now I'm
+ reading a dissertation
+%
+< sobel> i'm so congested alexa didn't understand me
+< sobel> really, it's my kid's AI, i only ever say "computer STOP"
+ because her alarm goes off incessantly
+< sobel> but today it wouldn't seem to understand my saying, "cob puter stob"
+%
+< Dom> I had an email a few days ago to say I had new message(s) in my
+ inbox. I logged in and there was no inbox.
+< Dom> I logged in again today and it said I had 1 new message(s). I read
+ *both* of them and now I have -1 remaining.
+%
+< alh> Don't hold your breath
+< mst> if I was going to asphyxiate somebody to make this feature happen it
+ wouldn't be -me- I'd choose, no.
+< alh> I'm not fully aware of your ... proclivities
+%
+<sobel> someone told him perl was crusty and now that's a fact for him
+<sobel> like, shit mang. don't tell anyone how old unix is.
+<sobel> gonna be hell to pay when they find out we made all the machines
+ out of fucking beach sand
+%
+< revhippie> > ALLOW_INVALID_DATES may be useful for Web applications that
+ obtain year, month, and day in three different fields and store
+ exactly what the user inserted, without date validation.
+< revhippie> well, that's handy, mysql. "this is intended to support garbage."
+%
+< shaldannon> what they say about California ... "where the earth moves
+ and the traffic doesn't"
+%
+-!- sobel [~matt@66.219.34.76] has joined #chat
+< sobel> welp, there goes the neighborhood
+< phaylon> it sometimes already feels like eli roth directed an episode
+ of sesame street, so not sure we'll notice :)
+%
+< gwern> ... oh geez, he just died, so emailing him is definitely out of
+ the question
+%
+<+wodencafe> throw new AssertionError("No
+ java.nio.charset.StandardCharsets instances for you!");
+<+wodencafe> This is actually in the standard library. Hooligans.
+%
+< ragingrobot> aol: "yo, what's up?" "asl" "i'm so fucked today, my dog got
+ hit by a truck" "asl" "tomorrow i may die of cancer" "asl"
+< audio> 18/f/cali ;)
+< ragingrobot> irl: that translates to 65/m/alabama
+%
+< quanticle> who serves dinner parties with actual linen napkins anymore?
+< catern> as a millenial I prefer paper towels
+< mst> catern: I guess it would feel bad if the place settings were less
+ disposable than you are, sure
+%
+< mst> "what's the difference between america and yoghurt?" "if you leave
+ yoghurt on its own for long enough, eventually it develops a culture"
+< quanticle> I mean, tbf, that's a difference between America and *milk*
+< quanticle> Once it develops the culture, it's yogurt
+%
+< xiaomiao> friesisch?
+< sobel> esperanto, lojban
+< xiaomiao> it made more sense in the original klingon
+%
+< ether> I hear IKEA's CEO was elected prime minister of Sweden. He's
+ now busy assembling his cabinet.
+%
+<mst> I didn't want to have a go at him but also "FFS, kid"
+<sobel> yes, that
+<sobel> my god are we becoming responsible elders or something
+<mst> what a terrifying thought
+%
+< feepbot> <gwern> https://twitter.com/CatWorkers/status/1458441028013371397
+< |dbotdan> cats with jobs (@CatWorkers, 2021-11-10 14:26) Images:
+ https://nitter.skrep.in/pic/media%2FFD1sXR3XIAYqev-.jpg
+ (description: a cat with a sign on its back; confidence: 0.48)
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