< LeoNerd> A new cake
< LeoNerd> (A good British jaffa cake, because it's now hosted in DO's
LON-1 dc, rather than genoa being in AMS)
+%
+< mst> oh for fuck's sake I typed 'gaurd clause'
+< mst> welp, fuckit, close enough
+< ether> better than gourd clause
+< ether> where's your perl pumpkin now
+%
+< Altreus> The nice thing about Perl is that no matter how much effort
+ people put into protecting you from yourself, there's always a
+ way around it
+< LeoNerd> Perl: Sufficient Rope
+%
+< PapuaHardyNet> man, child swapping sounds so wrong
+< PapuaHardyNet> it reminds me of wife swapping
+< mst> do not fuck the other person's child
+< adiabatic> hey, it's not incest anymore, right?
+%
+-!- Irssi: Starting query in libera with jberger
+<mst> FUCK YOU WITH A RAKE AND GROUND GLASS CHILLI LUBE
+<jberger> I mean, I guess I probably deserve it, but why?
+<mst> oh, good, I -am- connected to libera again
+%
+<erry> the HR sent a test email of job change accidentally
+<erry> anyway my job title is now ""
+%
+< cat-xeger> I laughed loudly enough to get the cats to pay attention
+%
+< cyborg_ar> just get a roll of heavy duty aluminum foil
+< cyborg_ar> then you can make a stylish hat to wear too
+< ChuangTzu> stylish and functional
+< Hecate> did someone say Haskell™?
+%
+< peerce> i wonder when the bean counters will finally figure out that
+ outsourcing everything just leads to dreck.
+< sobel> oh they did, and they chose dreck
+%
+< cat-xeger> Cant type
+< mst> -!- cat-xeger is now known as javascript
+< cat-xeger> Oh c'mon... I only screwed up letters, not letters and
+ everything else!
+%
+<+Sauvin> Ladies and gentlemen, this airplane is about to crash. Fasten
+ your seatbelts and put your heads between your knees.
+<+Sauvin> Um, sir, between your *own* knees.
+%
+< gwern> the real question: can gray goo run Doom?
+< PlanckWalk> I'm sure it can, but does it want to?
+< gwern> the hackers will make sure it does
+< gwern> they'll defy being eaten just to hack Doom and a NES emulator onto it
+%
+< Obormot> -1 byte, lol
+< Obormot> If you request this URL, the GW server reaches into your computer
+ and takes 1 byte away from you
+%
+ * gwern googles 'epub icon' and calls the designers into his office. 'we
+ worked hard! they're great aren't they' 'EVERY SINGLE ONE IS A SQUARE WITH
+ THE WORD 'EPUB' IN IT' 'WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING' 'BECAUSE YOU ARE BAD
+ DESIGNERS AND SHOULD FEEL BAD'
+%
+< adiabatic> quanticle: you forgot I am one of the RETVRN types here
+< mst> adiabatic: I don't believe you, I've never yet seen you GOSUB
+< quanticle> lol
+< adiabatic> eh, point
+%
+< Obormot> Surely it's not intuitive or natural to make the connection from
+ "this is a link to some sort of big file I guess" to "if I mouse
+ over this link then my browser will detonate and take out half my
+ apartment block in the ensuing explosion"
+%
+< hobbs> I did not know there was a River Exe
+< simcop2387> i'm sure england has lots of exes. i blame henry the viii
+ for a lot of them
+< hobbs> to be fair, he did his part to reduce the number
+%
+< LeoNerd> After two solid days of trying to hack up Parse::Man to
+ actually understand the output of pod2man, it finally runs to
+ completion and outputs... something. My quote: "Well, it is
+ wrong. But it's not *that* wrong"
+%
+< ilmari> last time I used openstack I broke anyone sharing a group with
+ me logging in
+< ilmari> behold the åsome power of my name \o/
+%
+<mst> I would not expect you to take swings at people ... I would expect
+ you to smile sweetly at the time and then wait several years until
+ you had the opportunity to slide a knife up under their ribcage in
+ a dark alley ... while also smiling sweetly
+%
+< erry> my friend recommended the nitro cold brew
+< erry> in other news keep an eye out for news of an overcaffeinated enby
+ scaling the empire state building
+%
+ * erry wakes up, nopes, takes sick/mental health day, goes back to bed
+< erry> it wanted a description in the sick day request
+< erry> i put "my brain is a potato"
+< erry> i think that's accurate
+%
+< ether> I don't want to contemplate what "it" is.
+%
+< erry> 26C x_x
+ * erry melt
+< erry> there's a "genderfluid" joke there i guess
+%
+< xiaomiao> tl;dr: intel hates everything, especially you
+%
+< mst> there are non-hipster parts of brooklyn?
+< Obormot> Yes! There's The Orthodox Jewish Part, The Russian Part, The
+ Chinatown Part, and of course The Part Where You Will Get Your
+ Ass Capped For Real Tho
+%
+< cat-xeger> ah, the fun of trying to make it up the stairs in the dark
+ with black cats rushing past...
+%
+< mdk> Hah. Just found out that kids break up tomorrow at 2p.m. so I
+ cannot make my own meeting
+%
+< LeoNerd> Also: Whatwhywhat are you doing?
+%
+< marcus> Just tell them “it’s your fault for making me talk to mst”.
+%
+12:48 < cat-xeger> blearfthud
+12:52 < erry> same thanks
+12:52 < erry> well not right now because i'm caffeinated
+12:52 < erry> but i definitely woke up with blearfthud
+%
+14:38 < BinGOs> mst: hey when you have a chance can you +o GumbyNET5 and
+ GumbyNET7 on #cpantesters please. Many tanks in advance
+[fx: mst throws /mode #cpantesters +oo GumbyNET5 GumbyNET7 at the problem]
+14:43 < BinGOs> Many tanks in advance" was what happened at the Battle of Kursk
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