< ccooke> cd: Spite?
< cd> but I'm too lazy to be spiteful...
< ccooke> Did I say it was *your* spite?
+%
+< Dom> I remember when we had just completed moving a load of kit from
+ the datacentre in Chelmsford to the one in Hemel Hempstead and
+ were happy that it had gone live without a hitch.
+< Dom> That was the day before the Buncefield storage depot blew up.
+%
+-!- LeoNerd [~leo@jaffa.dictatorshipcake.co.uk] has joined #io-async
+< LeoNerd> A new cake
+< LeoNerd> (A good British jaffa cake, because it's now hosted in DO's
+ LON-1 dc, rather than genoa being in AMS)
+%
+< mst> oh for fuck's sake I typed 'gaurd clause'
+< mst> welp, fuckit, close enough
+< ether> better than gourd clause
+< ether> where's your perl pumpkin now
+%
+< Altreus> The nice thing about Perl is that no matter how much effort
+ people put into protecting you from yourself, there's always a
+ way around it
+< LeoNerd> Perl: Sufficient Rope
+%
+< PapuaHardyNet> man, child swapping sounds so wrong
+< PapuaHardyNet> it reminds me of wife swapping
+< mst> do not fuck the other person's child
+< adiabatic> hey, it's not incest anymore, right?