and inserting and reading back 500mb of json blob
< [patrik]> 500mb of json seems to be a broken design. whats in that json?
< rk4> pain
+%
+< zelest> Me and the lady booked a cabin like that going from Berlin to Sweden
+< zelest> The train boards a ship and goes by sea to Sweden
+< zelest> So.. I've literally had sex on a train AND a boat at the same time!
+< zelest> #weirdflex
+%
+<cat-xeger> "slept" like crap last night... was also a cat highway
+%
+< cat-xeger> It's 03:30 here.
+< erry> F
+< erry> RIP
+< erry> that's a forbidden hour xD
+%
+< Nicholas> Beware of low flying meetings
+ * ilmari spots one on the horizon (16:00)
+ * ilmari decides he wants a steak sandwich
+< ilmari> decision paralysis, what's that?
+< Nicholas> a recipie for starvation
+%
+< kd> this is bad code, it's got cancer
+< kd> in fact it's so bad its cancer has got cancer
+%
+< gwern> a programmer goes to his psychiatrist. 'doc, I keep seeing giant
+ snakes in my dreams attacking me, do I have penis problems?
+ FREUD: "No, you just have Python dependency and migration problems.
+ I'm afraid psychoanalysis is powerless to help. That will be $120.
+%
+<erry> they have nitro cold brew in this wework
+<erry> i want to try that at some point
+<erry> they might have to remove me from the london eye when i climb it
+<erry> but that's a small sacrifice to make
+%
+< simcop2387> ok car names work too well when prefixed with "Anal". Ford: Anal
+ Explorer, Anal Focus, Anal Fiesta. Dodge: Anal Charger, Anal
+ Challenger, Anal Avenger, Anal Ram. Jeep: Anal Wrangler.
+< simcop2387> oh and Ford: Anal Probe
+%
+< pragma-> sticky headers and footers are kind of annoying
+< pragma-> especially the ones that appear only when you scroll up
+< thrig> there's a sticky header in irssi
+< LeoNerd> I had a sticky footer once...turned out someone had spilled treacle
+%
+< Altreus> Remember <noscript>? We should have that but for monitors.
+ <nomouse>Your fingers are too fat to use this site. Get a PC</>
+%
+< buu> Cats have boundaries and dogs have codependence
+%
+< mst> did you know: there is an RFC for transmitting SOAP over SMTP
+< Zr40> mst: I did not want to know that
+< sobel> mst: I did not want to know that
+< mst> neither did I, which is why I obviously had to share.
+%
+< LeoNerd> Currently, the Voyager 1 space probe is over 14 billion miles
+ away from Earth, receding at a speed of 38 thousand miles per
+ hour, and I for one don't blame it
+%
+<erry> i've been in the UK for over 10 years now
+<erry> do i get cake
+<erry> at this stage if ther's a celebratory cake for living in the uk
+ it's probably upside down and on fire
+%
+-!- Blue-Maned_Hawk [~Thunderbi@2600:1700:e4c0:9ea0::518] has quit [Quit:
+ why do we call it oven when of in cold the food of out hot eat the food]
+%
+<sevvie> I've been bouncing between projects at work because they are pure
+ calcified snot at moving on anything.
+%
+<sobel> at some point a friend tried to describe me succinctly, and i
+ don't remember her description, but i remember my correction: i
+ just have a way of stating the obvious in such a way as to annoy
+ you the most
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