I discovered an API that uses DELETE with a body!
< mst> ilmari: WHAT
< mst> ilmari: *WHAT*
+%
+< Altreus> thank you for loosening that rope before I kicked the chair away
+< mst> de rien
+< mst> I'm sure you'll come in handy for -something- later
+< Altreus> Bring seasoning
+%
+< sobel> i had a very unusual thing happen to me this morning. my stereo
+ remote ran its batteries dead. they usually get lost or the
+ equipment is outdated or failed first.
+5
+< cd> I turn 45 in just over two weeks, how did I manage to survive this long?
+< ccooke> cd: Spite?
+< cd> but I'm too lazy to be spiteful...
+< ccooke> Did I say it was *your* spite?
+%
+< Dom> I remember when we had just completed moving a load of kit from
+ the datacentre in Chelmsford to the one in Hemel Hempstead and
+ were happy that it had gone live without a hitch.
+< Dom> That was the day before the Buncefield storage depot blew up.
+%
+-!- LeoNerd [~leo@jaffa.dictatorshipcake.co.uk] has joined #io-async
+< LeoNerd> A new cake
+< LeoNerd> (A good British jaffa cake, because it's now hosted in DO's
+ LON-1 dc, rather than genoa being in AMS)
+%
+< mst> oh for fuck's sake I typed 'gaurd clause'
+< mst> welp, fuckit, close enough
+< ether> better than gourd clause
+< ether> where's your perl pumpkin now
+%
+< Altreus> The nice thing about Perl is that no matter how much effort
+ people put into protecting you from yourself, there's always a
+ way around it
+< LeoNerd> Perl: Sufficient Rope
+%
+< PapuaHardyNet> man, child swapping sounds so wrong
+< PapuaHardyNet> it reminds me of wife swapping
+< mst> do not fuck the other person's child
+< adiabatic> hey, it's not incest anymore, right?
+%
+-!- Irssi: Starting query in libera with jberger
+<mst> FUCK YOU WITH A RAKE AND GROUND GLASS CHILLI LUBE
+<jberger> I mean, I guess I probably deserve it, but why?
+<mst> oh, good, I -am- connected to libera again
+%
+<erry> the HR sent a test email of job change accidentally
+<erry> anyway my job title is now ""
+%
+< cat-xeger> I laughed loudly enough to get the cats to pay attention
+%
+< cyborg_ar> just get a roll of heavy duty aluminum foil
+< cyborg_ar> then you can make a stylish hat to wear too
+< ChuangTzu> stylish and functional
+< Hecate> did someone say Haskell™?
+%
+< peerce> i wonder when the bean counters will finally figure out that
+ outsourcing everything just leads to dreck.
+< sobel> oh they did, and they chose dreck
+%
+< cat-xeger> Cant type
+< mst> -!- cat-xeger is now known as javascript
+< cat-xeger> Oh c'mon... I only screwed up letters, not letters and
+ everything else!
+%
+<+Sauvin> Ladies and gentlemen, this airplane is about to crash. Fasten
+ your seatbelts and put your heads between your knees.
+<+Sauvin> Um, sir, between your *own* knees.
+%
+< gwern> the real question: can gray goo run Doom?
+< PlanckWalk> I'm sure it can, but does it want to?
+< gwern> the hackers will make sure it does
+< gwern> they'll defy being eaten just to hack Doom and a NES emulator onto it
+%
+< Obormot> -1 byte, lol
+< Obormot> If you request this URL, the GW server reaches into your computer
+ and takes 1 byte away from you
+%
+ * gwern googles 'epub icon' and calls the designers into his office. 'we
+ worked hard! they're great aren't they' 'EVERY SINGLE ONE IS A SQUARE WITH
+ THE WORD 'EPUB' IN IT' 'WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING' 'BECAUSE YOU ARE BAD
+ DESIGNERS AND SHOULD FEEL BAD'
+%
+< adiabatic> quanticle: you forgot I am one of the RETVRN types here
+< mst> adiabatic: I don't believe you, I've never yet seen you GOSUB
+< quanticle> lol
+< adiabatic> eh, point
+%
+< Obormot> Surely it's not intuitive or natural to make the connection from
+ "this is a link to some sort of big file I guess" to "if I mouse
+ over this link then my browser will detonate and take out half my
+ apartment block in the ensuing explosion"
+%
+< hobbs> I did not know there was a River Exe
+< simcop2387> i'm sure england has lots of exes. i blame henry the viii
+ for a lot of them
+< hobbs> to be fair, he did his part to reduce the number
+%
+< LeoNerd> After two solid days of trying to hack up Parse::Man to
+ actually understand the output of pod2man, it finally runs to
+ completion and outputs... something. My quote: "Well, it is
+ wrong. But it's not *that* wrong"
+%
+< ilmari> last time I used openstack I broke anyone sharing a group with
+ me logging in
+< ilmari> behold the åsome power of my name \o/
+%
+<mst> I would not expect you to take swings at people ... I would expect
+ you to smile sweetly at the time and then wait several years until
+ you had the opportunity to slide a knife up under their ribcage in
+ a dark alley ... while also smiling sweetly
+%
+< erry> my friend recommended the nitro cold brew
+< erry> in other news keep an eye out for news of an overcaffeinated enby
+ scaling the empire state building
+%
+ * erry wakes up, nopes, takes sick/mental health day, goes back to bed
+< erry> it wanted a description in the sick day request
+< erry> i put "my brain is a potato"
+< erry> i think that's accurate
+%
+< ether> I don't want to contemplate what "it" is.
+%
+< erry> 26C x_x
+ * erry melt
+< erry> there's a "genderfluid" joke there i guess
+%
+< xiaomiao> tl;dr: intel hates everything, especially you
+%
+< mst> there are non-hipster parts of brooklyn?
+< Obormot> Yes! There's The Orthodox Jewish Part, The Russian Part, The
+ Chinatown Part, and of course The Part Where You Will Get Your
+ Ass Capped For Real Tho
+%
+< cat-xeger> ah, the fun of trying to make it up the stairs in the dark
+ with black cats rushing past...
+%
+< mdk> Hah. Just found out that kids break up tomorrow at 2p.m. so I
+ cannot make my own meeting
+%
+< LeoNerd> Also: Whatwhywhat are you doing?
+%
+< marcus> Just tell them “it’s your fault for making me talk to mst”.
+%
+12:48 < cat-xeger> blearfthud
+12:52 < erry> same thanks
+12:52 < erry> well not right now because i'm caffeinated
+12:52 < erry> but i definitely woke up with blearfthud
+%
+14:38 < BinGOs> mst: hey when you have a chance can you +o GumbyNET5 and
+ GumbyNET7 on #cpantesters please. Many tanks in advance
+[fx: mst throws /mode #cpantesters +oo GumbyNET5 GumbyNET7 at the problem]
+14:43 < BinGOs> Many tanks in advance" was what happened at the Battle of Kursk
+%
+< castaway> see "staging is talking to the production db" ;)
+< pirateFinn> ....oh
+ * pirateFinn screams
+%
+<Kassandry> Manager in a meeting: "Lacey doesn't carry makeup, she has a
+ system rescue cd" Me: "No, I have the system rescue cd on a
+ USB stick right next to my chapstick"
+%
+< ilmari_> Nicholas: yep, I've added a keyword highlight for ilmari_
+< Nicholas> and for lunch_ ? :-)
+< ilmari_> Nicholas: baguette in the park from the Greek cafe
+< mst> ilmari_: on a scale of 0 to nox, how angry was the baguette?
+%
+ * mst offers tea and/or hugs and/or bourbon
+<sobel> thanks, and through the magic of irc's baked-in international
+ currency and liquor converter, i'm enjoying a nice cloudy sake
+%
+< Su-Shee> I tried to cleanup my bookmarks/tabs. Only 472 tabs to go
+%
+< huf> are you a soldier of napoleon or are you just happy to see me?
+< huf> (Every French soldier carries a marshal's baton in his knapsack.
+ -- Nappy)
+< mst> huf: don't you get france all over my diaper fetish bitch
+%
+<mst> I may be a bit out of touch here, but only in the sense of "I was
+ getting punched in the head by chav idiots while you were still in
+ primary school"
+%
+< mst> Machi Basad.
+< mst> shit.
+< mst> Machi Bhasad.
+< Mithaldu> bloodywood?
+%
+<mst> I try to be nice. I really do.
+<mst> but at a certain point, "fair game" applies.
+<mst> or: "who does he think he is?"
+<mst> me: "how sure are you that you want the answer to that question?"
+%
+< ilmari> so many faces, so few palms
+%
+< zelest> but then again, you also have voice control for everything on a Tesla
+< zelest> you can even say "open butthole" to open the charge port :)
+%
+<mst> the only indoor only cat I can think of is Darwin and that's cos he
+ has dental issues that means he'd hurt himself if he killed anything
+<Kassandry> I need more coffee. I read that as "mental issues"
+<mst> I mean, that too.
+%
+< pndc> Some of us gain tact and manners in our dotage.
+< pndc> For example, I politely informed a crypto recruiter I was not
+ interested and left it at that without even using four-letter words.
+%
+< phaylon> truth of the day: vegan salami counts as salad
+%
+< sobel> i used to get bank holidays off, then i took an arrow to the knee
+%
+< mst> cat-xeger: metaphorically, yes, very much
+< mst> cat-xeger: literally? not with a borrowed cock.
+< cat-xeger> That's infinitely funnier when I think of it as some poor,
+ scrawny, borrowed rooster.
+%
+< alh> mst: You're far too kind
+< mst> alh: not something I get accused of often :D
+< alh> A part of me did die inside while typing that
+%
+< mst> plicease: "I've gone blind, Arthur!" "No you haven't, you're
+ wearing your peril sensitive sunglasses and it's 2022"
+< thrig> perl sensitive sunglasses might be reasonable
+%
+< two2thehead> By legalizing Cannabis and same-sex marriage we finally
+ interpreted the bible correctly
+< two2thehead> "A man who lays with another man should be stoned"
+%
+< revhippie> It's the Gordon Ramsay of code review?
+< TieUpYourCamel> well yeah except Gordon Ramsay doesn't do "gentle"
+< thrig> paging Dr. mst paging Dr. mst code to review
+%
+< Altreus> this is so weird ... does this just not work or something
+< thrig> a) firewall b) proxy c) other
+< Altreus> literally just installed it on my digital ocean
+< thrig> c) cloud d) other
+%
+21:42 < cat-xeger> I'm sure there are better things in this world than a comfy
+ heated chair and a purring cat, but... can't think of any
+[...]
+22:24 < cat-xeger> different, more demanding cat, same setup
+%
+< zelest> the "h" in "system development" stands for happiness
+%
+< nox> mst: Do you have weird people with sticks, who pretend they can
+ find water sources with them?
+< mst> nox: ohhh, dowsing rods
+< nox> mst: This thread has people using dowsing rods to find gas pipes
+%
+< ilmari> I'm going to bruges with some friends of mine in november, and
+ they're planning on getting the 08:16 eurostar
+< ilmari> I might just get the 18:04 the day before …
+< DrHyde> hours with a zero in them just shouldn't be allowed.
+%
+< mst> mostly I refer to en_US as either 'English (rebellious colonial)'
+ or 'English (but afraid of the letter u)'
+< Myon> 'English (center of the world)' and 'English (centre of the world)'
+< Berge> "English (favourite language)", "English (favorite language)"
+%
+< mst> but also this is the spirit of perl
+< mst> if we hadn't already decided we could live with that trade-off,
+ why the fuck are we even here? :D
+< ether> habit
+%
+< kerio> [patrik]: i was thinking of occasionally selecting a field or two
+ and inserting and reading back 500mb of json blob
+< [patrik]> 500mb of json seems to be a broken design. whats in that json?
+< rk4> pain
+%
+< zelest> Me and the lady booked a cabin like that going from Berlin to Sweden
+< zelest> The train boards a ship and goes by sea to Sweden
+< zelest> So.. I've literally had sex on a train AND a boat at the same time!
+< zelest> #weirdflex
+%
+<cat-xeger> "slept" like crap last night... was also a cat highway
+%
+< cat-xeger> It's 03:30 here.
+< erry> F
+< erry> RIP
+< erry> that's a forbidden hour xD
+%
+< Nicholas> Beware of low flying meetings
+ * ilmari spots one on the horizon (16:00)
+ * ilmari decides he wants a steak sandwich
+< ilmari> decision paralysis, what's that?
+< Nicholas> a recipie for starvation
+%
+< kd> this is bad code, it's got cancer
+< kd> in fact it's so bad its cancer has got cancer
+%
+< gwern> a programmer goes to his psychiatrist. 'doc, I keep seeing giant
+ snakes in my dreams attacking me, do I have penis problems?
+ FREUD: "No, you just have Python dependency and migration problems.
+ I'm afraid psychoanalysis is powerless to help. That will be $120.
+%
+<erry> they have nitro cold brew in this wework
+<erry> i want to try that at some point
+<erry> they might have to remove me from the london eye when i climb it
+<erry> but that's a small sacrifice to make
+%
+< simcop2387> ok car names work too well when prefixed with "Anal". Ford: Anal
+ Explorer, Anal Focus, Anal Fiesta. Dodge: Anal Charger, Anal
+ Challenger, Anal Avenger, Anal Ram. Jeep: Anal Wrangler.
+< simcop2387> oh and Ford: Anal Probe
+%
+< pragma-> sticky headers and footers are kind of annoying
+< pragma-> especially the ones that appear only when you scroll up
+< thrig> there's a sticky header in irssi
+< LeoNerd> I had a sticky footer once...turned out someone had spilled treacle
+%
+< Altreus> Remember <noscript>? We should have that but for monitors.
+ <nomouse>Your fingers are too fat to use this site. Get a PC</>
+%
+< buu> Cats have boundaries and dogs have codependence
+%
+< mst> did you know: there is an RFC for transmitting SOAP over SMTP
+< Zr40> mst: I did not want to know that
+< sobel> mst: I did not want to know that
+< mst> neither did I, which is why I obviously had to share.
+%
+< LeoNerd> Currently, the Voyager 1 space probe is over 14 billion miles
+ away from Earth, receding at a speed of 38 thousand miles per
+ hour, and I for one don't blame it
+%
+<erry> i've been in the UK for over 10 years now
+<erry> do i get cake
+<erry> at this stage if ther's a celebratory cake for living in the uk
+ it's probably upside down and on fire
+%
+-!- Blue-Maned_Hawk [~Thunderbi@2600:1700:e4c0:9ea0::518] has quit [Quit:
+ why do we call it oven when of in cold the food of out hot eat the food]
+%
+<sevvie> I've been bouncing between projects at work because they are pure
+ calcified snot at moving on anything.
+%
+<sobel> at some point a friend tried to describe me succinctly, and i
+ don't remember her description, but i remember my correction: i
+ just have a way of stating the obvious in such a way as to annoy
+ you the most
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