%
< zelest> but then again, you also have voice control for everything on a Tesla
< zelest> you can even say "open butthole" to open the charge port :)
+%
+<mst> the only indoor only cat I can think of is Darwin and that's cos he
+ has dental issues that means he'd hurt himself if he killed anything
+<Kassandry> I need more coffee. I read that as "mental issues"
+<mst> I mean, that too.
+%
+< pndc> Some of us gain tact and manners in our dotage.
+< pndc> For example, I politely informed a crypto recruiter I was not
+ interested and left it at that without even using four-letter words.
+%
+< phaylon> truth of the day: vegan salami counts as salad
+%
+< sobel> i used to get bank holidays off, then i took an arrow to the knee
+%
+< mst> cat-xeger: metaphorically, yes, very much
+< mst> cat-xeger: literally? not with a borrowed cock.
+< cat-xeger> That's infinitely funnier when I think of it as some poor,
+ scrawny, borrowed rooster.
+%
+< alh> mst: You're far too kind
+< mst> alh: not something I get accused of often :D
+< alh> A part of me did die inside while typing that
+%
+< mst> plicease: "I've gone blind, Arthur!" "No you haven't, you're
+ wearing your peril sensitive sunglasses and it's 2022"
+< thrig> perl sensitive sunglasses might be reasonable
+%
+< two2thehead> By legalizing Cannabis and same-sex marriage we finally
+ interpreted the bible correctly
+< two2thehead> "A man who lays with another man should be stoned"
+%
+< revhippie> It's the Gordon Ramsay of code review?
+< TieUpYourCamel> well yeah except Gordon Ramsay doesn't do "gentle"
+< thrig> paging Dr. mst paging Dr. mst code to review
+%
+< Altreus> this is so weird ... does this just not work or something
+< thrig> a) firewall b) proxy c) other
+< Altreus> literally just installed it on my digital ocean
+< thrig> c) cloud d) other
+%
+21:42 < cat-xeger> I'm sure there are better things in this world than a comfy
+ heated chair and a purring cat, but... can't think of any
+[...]
+22:24 < cat-xeger> different, more demanding cat, same setup
+%
+< zelest> the "h" in "system development" stands for happiness
+%
+< nox> mst: Do you have weird people with sticks, who pretend they can
+ find water sources with them?
+< mst> nox: ohhh, dowsing rods
+< nox> mst: This thread has people using dowsing rods to find gas pipes
+%
+< ilmari> I'm going to bruges with some friends of mine in november, and
+ they're planning on getting the 08:16 eurostar
+< ilmari> I might just get the 18:04 the day before …
+< DrHyde> hours with a zero in them just shouldn't be allowed.
+%
+< mst> mostly I refer to en_US as either 'English (rebellious colonial)'
+ or 'English (but afraid of the letter u)'
+< Myon> 'English (center of the world)' and 'English (centre of the world)'
+< Berge> "English (favourite language)", "English (favorite language)"
+%
+< mst> but also this is the spirit of perl
+< mst> if we hadn't already decided we could live with that trade-off,
+ why the fuck are we even here? :D
+< ether> habit
+%
+< kerio> [patrik]: i was thinking of occasionally selecting a field or two
+ and inserting and reading back 500mb of json blob
+< [patrik]> 500mb of json seems to be a broken design. whats in that json?
+< rk4> pain
+%
+< zelest> Me and the lady booked a cabin like that going from Berlin to Sweden
+< zelest> The train boards a ship and goes by sea to Sweden
+< zelest> So.. I've literally had sex on a train AND a boat at the same time!
+< zelest> #weirdflex
+%
+<cat-xeger> "slept" like crap last night... was also a cat highway
+%
+< cat-xeger> It's 03:30 here.
+< erry> F
+< erry> RIP
+< erry> that's a forbidden hour xD
+%
+< Nicholas> Beware of low flying meetings
+ * ilmari spots one on the horizon (16:00)
+ * ilmari decides he wants a steak sandwich
+< ilmari> decision paralysis, what's that?
+< Nicholas> a recipie for starvation
+%
+< kd> this is bad code, it's got cancer
+< kd> in fact it's so bad its cancer has got cancer
+%
+< gwern> a programmer goes to his psychiatrist. 'doc, I keep seeing giant
+ snakes in my dreams attacking me, do I have penis problems?
+ FREUD: "No, you just have Python dependency and migration problems.
+ I'm afraid psychoanalysis is powerless to help. That will be $120.
+%
+<erry> they have nitro cold brew in this wework
+<erry> i want to try that at some point
+<erry> they might have to remove me from the london eye when i climb it
+<erry> but that's a small sacrifice to make
+%
+< simcop2387> ok car names work too well when prefixed with "Anal". Ford: Anal
+ Explorer, Anal Focus, Anal Fiesta. Dodge: Anal Charger, Anal
+ Challenger, Anal Avenger, Anal Ram. Jeep: Anal Wrangler.
+< simcop2387> oh and Ford: Anal Probe
+%
+< pragma-> sticky headers and footers are kind of annoying
+< pragma-> especially the ones that appear only when you scroll up
+< thrig> there's a sticky header in irssi
+< LeoNerd> I had a sticky footer once...turned out someone had spilled treacle
+%
+< Altreus> Remember <noscript>? We should have that but for monitors.
+ <nomouse>Your fingers are too fat to use this site. Get a PC</>
+%
+< buu> Cats have boundaries and dogs have codependence
+%
+< mst> did you know: there is an RFC for transmitting SOAP over SMTP
+< Zr40> mst: I did not want to know that
+< sobel> mst: I did not want to know that
+< mst> neither did I, which is why I obviously had to share.
+%
+< LeoNerd> Currently, the Voyager 1 space probe is over 14 billion miles
+ away from Earth, receding at a speed of 38 thousand miles per
+ hour, and I for one don't blame it
+%
+<erry> i've been in the UK for over 10 years now
+<erry> do i get cake
+<erry> at this stage if ther's a celebratory cake for living in the uk
+ it's probably upside down and on fire
+%
+-!- Blue-Maned_Hawk [~Thunderbi@2600:1700:e4c0:9ea0::518] has quit [Quit:
+ why do we call it oven when of in cold the food of out hot eat the food]
+%
+<sevvie> I've been bouncing between projects at work because they are pure
+ calcified snot at moving on anything.
+%
+<sobel> at some point a friend tried to describe me succinctly, and i
+ don't remember her description, but i remember my correction: i
+ just have a way of stating the obvious in such a way as to annoy
+ you the most
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