< mst> but it also gives you a fuckload of extra power if you want it
< mst> that's the aesthetic :D
< thrig> swiss army footgun
+%
+* pedja wonders how long until "we travel back in time to steal satoshi's
+ btc stash" heist movie
+< mst> pedja: given the state of the crypto industry presumably that would
+ mean building a reTARDIS ?
+%
+< mst> I hate CDATA so much
+< huf> it's really great for incompetent php programmers when they cant
+ write escaping correctly
+< huf> CDATA gives them false hope
+%
+* erry gets under electric blanket tho
+<mst> hey. I grabbed the jumper.
+<mst> that means it's actually cold :D
+<erry> yeah that must mean it's like -40 there
+%
+15:38 <erry> AERGH
+15:38 <erry> arghhhhhhhhhhh
+15:41 <erry> argh argh argh argh argh argh
+%
+< mst> vms14: that's what try/catch is for
+< vms14> I'd say a warning would be enough
+< thrig> and then noise and then 2>/dev/null and then a critical bug gets
+ missed and Amazon Payments went down
+%
+< LeoNerd> I wonder about the other kinds of kebabs... blitzen kebab,
+ prancer kebab, ...
+< thrig> time to rein in that imagination
+%
+<mst> them: The cats have sodding dropped slugs on my bare chest before
+<mst> me: Bet that left you feeling salty
+<cat-xeger> cats always know too much.
+<cat-xeger> also, yeah, helps to get a grip.
+%
+< thrig> peace sells, but who is dying?
+< vms14> thrig: the one who gets his code mantained by mst
+< vms14> he will come with his captured rats to devour you
+< vms14> you're lucky cause you'll just make more rat juice
+%
+< perigrin> and the rats weren't captured, they came willingly ... he rescued
+ them from toke.c ... they were afraid of gnawing their way out
+ because even rats aren't sure what happens if you make changes to
+ perl's tokenizer.
+%
+< thrig> := temporary ::= super temporary :::= temporary and eject warp core
+%
+<mst> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
+<mst> fucking children
+<mauke> .oO( do not fuck the children )
+ * mst glares
+%
+< ilmari> Optimist: The glass is half full.
+ Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
+ Excel: The glass is January 2nd.
+%
+< v`> mst: supermarket has an imported from europe aisle so i looked for
+ the chocolate biscuits your pet rat liked but they're not there
+ * v` bitterly disappointed
+%
+< erry> huh, there's sun
+< erry> i think i'd forgotten what sun is
+< Altreus> I WANNA FEEL WHAT SUN IS ♫
+< cat-xeger> Stay away from the fusion reactor, dammit!
+%
+<mst> after the day I discovered a core handler in a CGI::Application
+ codebase deployed under mod perl that did part of its dispatch by
+ doing a string eval of an unvalidated and unescaped query parameter
+ very little scares me anymore
+%
+< erry> for legal reasons i'm not going to blow up westminster
+%
+< erry> *coughs a lung out*
+< erry> covid? RIP
+< Hecate> erry: RIO -> Rest In Ouzo
+%
+< mst> the only sane interaction with File::Slurp is removing it and replacing
+ it with something that actually works
+< mst> hence the rage level attached to me discussing it :)
+< ology> select rage_level from mst where discussion like '%File::Slurp%';
+%
+< peerce> 9.6 ? why such an ancient version ?
+< ButtDog> Was using a dockerfile I found. It happened to use it.
+< peerce> wow do you pick up used gum off the street, and chew it too?
+< ButtDog> Sure
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