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 < mst> Penfold: did you check behind the sofa?
  * Penfold returns from behind sofa. One cat, a pound coin, two chargers
     (plugged in and running under it) and the PSU for the powered recline bit
+%
+< erry> i don't smoke
+< cat-xeger> You clearly fume :P
+< mst> I set fire to cigarettes, erry sets fire to kitchens
+< erry> that only happened once!
+%
+< simcop2387> my cat watches videos of birds on a cheap tablet.
+%
+<Mithaldu> oh wait, i read it as human language, didn't realize it was perl
+%
+We were told to wait for some specialist equipment to be sent to facilitate
+offloading and delivery. About an hour later the “specialist equipment”
+arrived which turned out to be half a dozen hefty blokes loaded into the back
+of a pickup truck.                   -- /u/omikl on /r/talesfromtechsupport
+%
+< adiabatic> I just noticed the "AM" in Anechoic Media's logo
+< adiabatic> this is like seeing the arrow in the FedEx logo for the 
+             first time, but 10,000x more indie
+%
+< quanticle> Also, why do you have an emergency Michelob Ultra in your 
+             adderall cave
+< quanticle> More to the point: Why do you have Michelob Ultra in any way 
+             shape or form at all
+%
+<erry> i'd feed this code into ChatGPT but it'd probably kill itself
+%
+> I swear, 99% of users think we're telepathic, and "It's broken" is a proper
+> fault report
+well... y'see... for telepathy to actually work, there needs to be something
+on the other end 'transmitting'. nothing transmitting == nothing to receive.
+%
+< aquanight> #  define PERL_GET_INTERP              (PL_curinterp) // 
+             seems innocent enough right?
+< aquanight> cannot seem to turn up a *definition* of PL_curinterp anywhere
+< aquanight> it clearly exists. It clearly *has* to exist somehow.
+%
+< erry> BRAINS
+< Hecate> erry: hiya
+< erry> brain?
+%
+< leont> Patches welcome
+< mst> not at this instant, I suspect
+< mst> if I tried to suck somebody off right now they'd end up with a
+       foreskin full of irssi internals the first time I coughed
+%
+<erry> when the form requires a value for gender when u select 'other'
+<erry> if i put 'teapot' will they think i'm joking
+<erry> :(
+<erry> GENDER: 418 i'm a teapot
+%
+< mst> amusingly there -is- a parser for something called graph6
+< mst> just ... not for dot
+< cat-xeger> there's all sorts of things --> dot and/or graphviz
+< cat-xeger> ... apparently we're nto supposed to go both ways