<mst> I may be a bit out of touch here, but only in the sense of "I was
getting punched in the head by chav idiots while you were still in
primary school"
+%
+< mst> Machi Basad.
+< mst> shit.
+< mst> Machi Bhasad.
+< Mithaldu> bloodywood?
+%
+<mst> I try to be nice. I really do.
+<mst> but at a certain point, "fair game" applies.
+<mst> or: "who does he think he is?"
+<mst> me: "how sure are you that you want the answer to that question?"
+%
+< ilmari> so many faces, so few palms
+%
+< zelest> but then again, you also have voice control for everything on a Tesla
+< zelest> you can even say "open butthole" to open the charge port :)
+%
+<mst> the only indoor only cat I can think of is Darwin and that's cos he
+ has dental issues that means he'd hurt himself if he killed anything
+<Kassandry> I need more coffee. I read that as "mental issues"
+<mst> I mean, that too.
+%
+< pndc> Some of us gain tact and manners in our dotage.
+< pndc> For example, I politely informed a crypto recruiter I was not
+ interested and left it at that without even using four-letter words.
+%
+< phaylon> truth of the day: vegan salami counts as salad
+%
+< sobel> i used to get bank holidays off, then i took an arrow to the knee
+%
+< mst> cat-xeger: metaphorically, yes, very much
+< mst> cat-xeger: literally? not with a borrowed cock.
+< cat-xeger> That's infinitely funnier when I think of it as some poor,
+ scrawny, borrowed rooster.
+%
+< alh> mst: You're far too kind
+< mst> alh: not something I get accused of often :D
+< alh> A part of me did die inside while typing that
+%
+< mst> plicease: "I've gone blind, Arthur!" "No you haven't, you're
+ wearing your peril sensitive sunglasses and it's 2022"
+< thrig> perl sensitive sunglasses might be reasonable
+%
+< two2thehead> By legalizing Cannabis and same-sex marriage we finally
+ interpreted the bible correctly
+< two2thehead> "A man who lays with another man should be stoned"
+%
+< revhippie> It's the Gordon Ramsay of code review?
+< TieUpYourCamel> well yeah except Gordon Ramsay doesn't do "gentle"
+< thrig> paging Dr. mst paging Dr. mst code to review
+%
+< Altreus> this is so weird ... does this just not work or something
+< thrig> a) firewall b) proxy c) other
+< Altreus> literally just installed it on my digital ocean
+< thrig> c) cloud d) other
+%
+21:42 < cat-xeger> I'm sure there are better things in this world than a comfy
+ heated chair and a purring cat, but... can't think of any
+[...]
+22:24 < cat-xeger> different, more demanding cat, same setup
+%
+< zelest> the "h" in "system development" stands for happiness
+%
+< nox> mst: Do you have weird people with sticks, who pretend they can
+ find water sources with them?
+< mst> nox: ohhh, dowsing rods
+< nox> mst: This thread has people using dowsing rods to find gas pipes
+%
+< ilmari> I'm going to bruges with some friends of mine in november, and
+ they're planning on getting the 08:16 eurostar
+< ilmari> I might just get the 18:04 the day before …
+< DrHyde> hours with a zero in them just shouldn't be allowed.
+%
+< mst> mostly I refer to en_US as either 'English (rebellious colonial)'
+ or 'English (but afraid of the letter u)'
+< Myon> 'English (center of the world)' and 'English (centre of the world)'
+< Berge> "English (favourite language)", "English (favorite language)"
+%
+< mst> but also this is the spirit of perl
+< mst> if we hadn't already decided we could live with that trade-off,
+ why the fuck are we even here? :D
+< ether> habit
+%
+< kerio> [patrik]: i was thinking of occasionally selecting a field or two
+ and inserting and reading back 500mb of json blob
+< [patrik]> 500mb of json seems to be a broken design. whats in that json?
+< rk4> pain
+%
+< zelest> Me and the lady booked a cabin like that going from Berlin to Sweden
+< zelest> The train boards a ship and goes by sea to Sweden
+< zelest> So.. I've literally had sex on a train AND a boat at the same time!
+< zelest> #weirdflex
+%
+<cat-xeger> "slept" like crap last night... was also a cat highway
+%
+< cat-xeger> It's 03:30 here.
+< erry> F
+< erry> RIP
+< erry> that's a forbidden hour xD
+%
+< Nicholas> Beware of low flying meetings
+ * ilmari spots one on the horizon (16:00)
+ * ilmari decides he wants a steak sandwich
+< ilmari> decision paralysis, what's that?
+< Nicholas> a recipie for starvation
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