* cat-xeger drops teh bin of biscuits on leonerd's toes
%
< phaylon> mst: je m'appelle phaylon, je suis un fromage <- all I got left
+%
+< cat-xeger> welp... I just caused the marketing rep's brain/script to go boom
+< cat-xeger> "could you answer just with a letter which range you and your
+ spouses combined salary are in?" "my spouse is dead" <pause>
+%
+-!- TorgoX [~torgo@S010610561194533f.ed.shawcable.net] has joined #perl
+< TorgoX> FROZEN PIPE woooo-hoooooo!
+< TorgoX> And I don't mean the thing from when you close a channel from
+ my $DONGS, "-|", "ls", "--sort=size" too early
+%
+When my friend was getting his degree in Economics he said that someone
+had made a graffiti on one of the desks in the lecture hall that was the
+Guns 'n Roses logo but it said "Guns 'n Butter". :)
+ -- @WhippleMarc
+%
+< TrueWolves> The best part of computers is they do exactly what they've
+ been told. The worst part of computers is they do exactly
+ what they've been told, and you're not always the one
+ they're listening to.
+%
+< sobel> claims of a new "roaring twenties" seem to be greatly exaggerated
+< sungo> we assumed that we humans would be doing the roaring. if you're
+ a coronavirus, this decade fucking rules
+%
+< ilmari> we were talking about HTTP GET with a body the other day. today
+ I discovered an API that uses DELETE with a body!
+< mst> ilmari: WHAT
+< mst> ilmari: *WHAT*
+%
+< Altreus> thank you for loosening that rope before I kicked the chair away
+< mst> de rien
+< mst> I'm sure you'll come in handy for -something- later
+< Altreus> Bring seasoning
+%
+< sobel> i had a very unusual thing happen to me this morning. my stereo
+ remote ran its batteries dead. they usually get lost or the
+ equipment is outdated or failed first.
+5
+< cd> I turn 45 in just over two weeks, how did I manage to survive this long?
+< ccooke> cd: Spite?
+< cd> but I'm too lazy to be spiteful...
+< ccooke> Did I say it was *your* spite?
+%
+< Dom> I remember when we had just completed moving a load of kit from
+ the datacentre in Chelmsford to the one in Hemel Hempstead and
+ were happy that it had gone live without a hitch.
+< Dom> That was the day before the Buncefield storage depot blew up.
+%
+-!- LeoNerd [~leo@jaffa.dictatorshipcake.co.uk] has joined #io-async
+< LeoNerd> A new cake
+< LeoNerd> (A good British jaffa cake, because it's now hosted in DO's
+ LON-1 dc, rather than genoa being in AMS)
+%
+< mst> oh for fuck's sake I typed 'gaurd clause'
+< mst> welp, fuckit, close enough
+< ether> better than gourd clause
+< ether> where's your perl pumpkin now
+%
+< Altreus> The nice thing about Perl is that no matter how much effort
+ people put into protecting you from yourself, there's always a
+ way around it
+< LeoNerd> Perl: Sufficient Rope
+%
+< PapuaHardyNet> man, child swapping sounds so wrong
+< PapuaHardyNet> it reminds me of wife swapping
+< mst> do not fuck the other person's child
+< adiabatic> hey, it's not incest anymore, right?
+%
+-!- Irssi: Starting query in libera with jberger
+<mst> FUCK YOU WITH A RAKE AND GROUND GLASS CHILLI LUBE
+<jberger> I mean, I guess I probably deserve it, but why?
+<mst> oh, good, I -am- connected to libera again
+%
+<erry> the HR sent a test email of job change accidentally
+<erry> anyway my job title is now ""
+%
+< cat-xeger> I laughed loudly enough to get the cats to pay attention
+%
+< cyborg_ar> just get a roll of heavy duty aluminum foil
+< cyborg_ar> then you can make a stylish hat to wear too
+< ChuangTzu> stylish and functional
+< Hecate> did someone say Haskell™?
+%
+< peerce> i wonder when the bean counters will finally figure out that
+ outsourcing everything just leads to dreck.
+< sobel> oh they did, and they chose dreck
+%
+< cat-xeger> Cant type
+< mst> -!- cat-xeger is now known as javascript
+< cat-xeger> Oh c'mon... I only screwed up letters, not letters and
+ everything else!
+%
+<+Sauvin> Ladies and gentlemen, this airplane is about to crash. Fasten
+ your seatbelts and put your heads between your knees.
+<+Sauvin> Um, sir, between your *own* knees.
+%
+< gwern> the real question: can gray goo run Doom?
+< PlanckWalk> I'm sure it can, but does it want to?
+< gwern> the hackers will make sure it does
+< gwern> they'll defy being eaten just to hack Doom and a NES emulator onto it
+%
+< Obormot> -1 byte, lol
+< Obormot> If you request this URL, the GW server reaches into your computer
+ and takes 1 byte away from you
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