%
<erry> the HR sent a test email of job change accidentally
<erry> anyway my job title is now ""
+%
+< cat-xeger> I laughed loudly enough to get the cats to pay attention
+%
+< cyborg_ar> just get a roll of heavy duty aluminum foil
+< cyborg_ar> then you can make a stylish hat to wear too
+< ChuangTzu> stylish and functional
+< Hecate> did someone say Haskell™?
+%
+< peerce> i wonder when the bean counters will finally figure out that
+ outsourcing everything just leads to dreck.
+< sobel> oh they did, and they chose dreck
+%
+< cat-xeger> Cant type
+< mst> -!- cat-xeger is now known as javascript
+< cat-xeger> Oh c'mon... I only screwed up letters, not letters and
+ everything else!
+%
+<+Sauvin> Ladies and gentlemen, this airplane is about to crash. Fasten
+ your seatbelts and put your heads between your knees.
+<+Sauvin> Um, sir, between your *own* knees.
+%
+< gwern> the real question: can gray goo run Doom?
+< PlanckWalk> I'm sure it can, but does it want to?
+< gwern> the hackers will make sure it does
+< gwern> they'll defy being eaten just to hack Doom and a NES emulator onto it
+%
+< Obormot> -1 byte, lol
+< Obormot> If you request this URL, the GW server reaches into your computer
+ and takes 1 byte away from you
+%
+ * gwern googles 'epub icon' and calls the designers into his office. 'we
+ worked hard! they're great aren't they' 'EVERY SINGLE ONE IS A SQUARE WITH
+ THE WORD 'EPUB' IN IT' 'WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING' 'BECAUSE YOU ARE BAD
+ DESIGNERS AND SHOULD FEEL BAD'
+%
+< adiabatic> quanticle: you forgot I am one of the RETVRN types here
+< mst> adiabatic: I don't believe you, I've never yet seen you GOSUB
+< quanticle> lol
+< adiabatic> eh, point
+%
+< Obormot> Surely it's not intuitive or natural to make the connection from
+ "this is a link to some sort of big file I guess" to "if I mouse
+ over this link then my browser will detonate and take out half my
+ apartment block in the ensuing explosion"
+%
+< hobbs> I did not know there was a River Exe
+< simcop2387> i'm sure england has lots of exes. i blame henry the viii
+ for a lot of them
+< hobbs> to be fair, he did his part to reduce the number
+%
+< LeoNerd> After two solid days of trying to hack up Parse::Man to
+ actually understand the output of pod2man, it finally runs to
+ completion and outputs... something. My quote: "Well, it is
+ wrong. But it's not *that* wrong"
+%
+< ilmari> last time I used openstack I broke anyone sharing a group with
+ me logging in
+< ilmari> behold the åsome power of my name \o/
+%
+<mst> I would not expect you to take swings at people ... I would expect
+ you to smile sweetly at the time and then wait several years until
+ you had the opportunity to slide a knife up under their ribcage in
+ a dark alley ... while also smiling sweetly
+%
+< erry> my friend recommended the nitro cold brew
+< erry> in other news keep an eye out for news of an overcaffeinated enby
+ scaling the empire state building
+%
+ * erry wakes up, nopes, takes sick/mental health day, goes back to bed
+< erry> it wanted a description in the sick day request
+< erry> i put "my brain is a potato"
+< erry> i think that's accurate
+%
+< ether> I don't want to contemplate what "it" is.
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