before we judge his authenticity
< simcop2387> so you're asking for a bunch of gay porn then?
< dbohdan> Only for verification process
+%
+ * mst wonders if docker's corporate disclosure statements include as a risk
+ factor "loss of essential institutional knowledge due to accidentally
+ forgetting to only ever buy edible crayons for the office"
+%
+< perigrin> you gotta take that in the context of when mst does
+ front-end work …
+< perigrin> there isn't enough compiler to make scream for him
+ to be comfortable
+%
+< Obormot\Arcturus> Barefoot? Bah, that is for uncivilized savages
+< mst> -!- mst is now known as uncivilised_savage
+< mst> though of course I still had to correct the spelling - after all, I
+ might be uncivilised but I wouldn't want to be mistaken for *American*
+%
+< tirnanog> which is not what you have in the paste.
+< gloin> ... d'oh
+ * gloin goes off to rearrange the cargo crates on the beach so they
+ somewhat more resemble an aircraft
+%
+< Berge> _Slightly_ worried for a moment there since you mentioned AWS (-:
+< depesz> not rds. come on.
+< Berge> Would be very out of character for you!
+< mst> right, clearly depesz is an aurora fanatic
+%
+< mesaoptimizer2> maybe she was a very aggressive lesbian
+< CoJaBo> Honestly, that probably describes half our workforce at this
+ point. She'll fit in.
+%
+< xiaomiao> the customer is king? I'll get the guillotine out of storage ...
+%
+< average> I was actually thinking of getting a fanny pack myself..
+< average> idk what to put in it..
+< thrig> boiled makeshift bandages, spare ammo, cattail jelly
+%
+< Altreus> not my circus, not my monkeys
+< mst> ook?
+< Altreus> I mean apes! Apes!
+%
+< LeoNerd> Ohyeah strftime is a right fucker
+< LeoNerd> strptime doubly so
+%
+< erry> of all companies, uniqlo chose yodel to deliver a 100 quid coat
+< erry> are you kidding me
+< erry> i'd have more chances of getting that parcel if they just
+ airdropped in the general direction of london
+%
+ * GumbyPAN CPAN Upload: LUGS-Events-Parser-0.13 by SCHUBIGER
+< ology> LUG nuts
+< LeoNerd> Self-sealing?
+< simcop2387> LeoNerd: those are stem bolts not nuts
+%
+< LeoNerd> English's approach to commas is much like Perl's approach to
+ parens on function calls
+< LeoNerd> "eh sometimes maybe, if you want"
+< mauke> a comma chameleon, if you will
+%
+< Zr40> also today: "I have an applies_to table. If the table is empty
+ then I want it to apply to everything"
+< mst> Zr40: surely you should just use a row with a NULL pk for that
+< Myon> the evil is strong with mst today
+%
+< kraih> serverless is just like CGI, but you have to give Amazon your
+ credit card instead of using a standard API
+%
+< thrig> Cisco also used to have a "fixup SMTP" for some of their switches
+< thrig> it would notice "EHLO host.name" and correct it to "HELO host.name"
+< simcop2387> oh god why would you do that?
+< thrig> security reasons
+%
+-!- simcop2387-web has joined #perl
+< simcop2387-web> ugh knocking the power loose on your SAS expander
+ causes all kinds of weird issues and zfs going "holy
+ fucking shit what did you do, all your disks are dying"
+%
+Sales: "Can you come and have a look at this receipt printer please? It's
+ got smoke coming out of it."
+Me: "oh wow okay, did you turn it off?"
+Sales: "I didn't want to touch it, it looked angry."
+%
+< mauke> cpan = remote code execution as a service
+< integral> turing-completeness was a mistake
+< thrig> the big bang was a mistake
+< El_Che> luckily, we learnt from our errors and now we have npm
+%
+< ology> Wow someone already favorited my one day old creating rhythms module.
+< Altreus> What a supportive mother!
+%
+< revhippie> My last cat was a big proponent of
+ "catch-and-release(-in-the-living-room)".
+%
+<@DrHyde> i want to write ++++current_row++, to increment current_row
+ twice, give me that value, and then increment it again, without
+ the compiler deciding that "ooh, exciting unspecified
+ behaviour, let's sing a song about frogs"
+%
+< Penfold> ok. back to figuring out where my FK value went. but first, lunch.
+< mst> Penfold: did you check behind the sofa?
+ * Penfold returns from behind sofa. One cat, a pound coin, two chargers
+ (plugged in and running under it) and the PSU for the powered recline bit
+%
+< erry> i don't smoke
+< cat-xeger> You clearly fume :P
+< mst> I set fire to cigarettes, erry sets fire to kitchens
+< erry> that only happened once!
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