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 < mesaoptimizer2> maybe she was a very aggressive lesbian
 < CoJaBo> Honestly, that probably describes half our workforce at this 
           point. She'll fit in.
+%
+< xiaomiao> the customer is king? I'll get the guillotine out of storage ...
+%
+< average> I was actually thinking of getting a fanny pack myself..
+< average> idk what to put in it..
+< thrig> boiled makeshift bandages, spare ammo, cattail jelly
+%
+< Altreus> not my circus, not my monkeys
+< mst> ook?
+< Altreus> I mean apes! Apes!
+%
+< LeoNerd> Ohyeah strftime is a right fucker
+< LeoNerd> strptime doubly so
+%
+< erry> of all companies, uniqlo chose yodel to deliver a 100 quid coat
+< erry> are you kidding me
+< erry> i'd have more chances of getting that parcel if they just 
+        airdropped in the general direction of london
+%
+ * GumbyPAN CPAN Upload: LUGS-Events-Parser-0.13 by SCHUBIGER 
+< ology> LUG nuts
+< LeoNerd> Self-sealing?
+< simcop2387> LeoNerd: those are stem bolts not nuts
+%
+< LeoNerd> English's approach to commas is much like Perl's approach to 
+           parens on function calls
+< LeoNerd> "eh sometimes maybe, if you want"
+< mauke> a comma chameleon, if you will
+%
+< Zr40> also today: "I have an applies_to table. If the table is empty 
+        then I want it to apply to everything"
+< mst> Zr40: surely you should just use a row with a NULL pk for that
+< Myon> the evil is strong with mst today
+%
+< kraih> serverless is just like CGI, but you have to give Amazon your 
+         credit card instead of using a standard API
+%
+< thrig> Cisco also used to have a "fixup SMTP" for some of their switches
+< thrig> it would notice "EHLO host.name" and correct it to "HELO host.name"
+< simcop2387> oh god why would you do that?
+< thrig> security reasons
+%
+-!- simcop2387-web has joined #perl
+< simcop2387-web> ugh knocking the power loose on your SAS expander 
+                  causes all kinds of weird issues and zfs going "holy 
+                  fucking shit what did you do, all your disks are dying"
+%
+Sales: "Can you come and have a look at this receipt printer please? It's
+        got smoke coming out of it."
+Me: "oh wow okay, did you turn it off?"
+Sales: "I didn't want to touch it, it looked angry."
+%
+< mauke> cpan = remote code execution as a service
+< integral> turing-completeness was a mistake
+< thrig> the big bang was a mistake
+< El_Che> luckily, we learnt from our errors and now we have npm
+%
+< ology> Wow someone already favorited my one day old creating rhythms module.
+< Altreus> What a supportive mother!